Randy and Timmy as Llamas with hats

Randy: Timmy, there's a dead human in our house!

Timmy: Ooh, hey, how did he get here?

Randy: TIMMY, what did you do?

Timmy: Me? Um, I didn't do this...

Randy: Explain what happened Timmy!

Timmy: I've never seen em' before in my life.

Randy: Why did you kill this person Timmy?

Timmy: I do not kill people, That is, that is my least favorite thing to do.

Randy: Tell me Timmy, exactly what you were doing before I got home.

Timmy: Well, I was upstairs...

Randy: Mhm, okay...

Timmy: I was in my room, on the comptuter...

Randy: Yes, go on...

Timmy: and well this guy walked in...

Randy: Okay...

Timmy: So I went up to him...

Randy: Yes...

Timmy: and I, uh, I stabbed him thirty-seven times in the chest.

*Awkward Silence*

Randy: TIIIIMMMY that kills people!

Timmy: Um, oh, I didn't know that...

Randy: Timmy, how could you not know that?

Timmy: Yeah, I'm in the wrong here, I suck.

Randy: What happened to his hands?

Timmy: What's that?

Randy: His hands, W-Why are they missing?

Timmy: U-Uh, I, um... Kind of cooked em' up and ate them...

*Awkward Silence*

Randy: TIIMMMYYYY...

Timmy: I-I was hungry, and well you know, when you're craving hands that's...

Randy: Timmy, why the juice would you do that?

Timmy: I was hungry for hands, give me a break!

Randy: TTTTIIIMMMMMMMMY...

Timmy: My stomach was making the rumblies...

Randy: Timmy...

Timmy: That only hands would satisfy.

Randy: what is wrong with you Timmy?

Timmy: Well, I kill people and eat hands, th-that's two things.

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Randy: Timmy! What the juice was all that!

Timmy: I'm not sure what your referring to.

Randy: You sunk an entire cruise ship Timmy!

Timmy: Are you sure that was me? I, I would think I'd remember something like that.

Randy: Timmy, I watched you fire a harpoon into the captain's face!

Timmy: That sounds dangerous.

Randy: You were head butting children off the ship!

Timmy: That, uh... that must've been horrifying to watch!

Randy: Then you started making out with the ice sculptures!

Timmy: Well, thank God that the children weren't on board to see it.

Randy: Uhh...Timmy why is the lifeboat all red and sticky?

Timmy: Well I guess you could say it is red and sticky.

Randy: Timmy, what are we standing in?

Timmy: Would you believe It's strawberry milkshake?

Randy: No! I would not believe that!

Timmy: Uhh, melted gumdrops?

Randy: No.

Timmy: Boat nectar?

Randy: No.

Timmy: Some of God's tears?

Randy: Tell me the truth Timmy.

Timmy: Fine. - It's the lovely elderly couple from 2B.

Randy: TIMMY!

Timmy: Well they were, uh, they were taking all the croissant rolls.

Randy: I can't believe what I'm hearing!

Timmy: I will not apologize for art.

Randy: (Looks around) Where are the other lifeboats?

Timmy: Whoa! You won the prize, I didn't even notice that.

Randy: Where are the other lifeboats, Timmy?

Timmy: Looking at the trajectory of the moon and the sun, probably at the bottom of the ocean. I bit lots of holes in them.

Randy: TIMMY!

Timmy: I have a problem. I have a serious problem.

Randy: You are just, terrible today!

Timmy: Shhh! D'you hear that? That's the sound of forgiveness.

Randy: That's the sound of people drowning Timmy.

Timmy: That is what forgiveness sounds like. Screaming and then silence.

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Randy: Timmy where supposed to be on vacation.

Timmy: I don't know about you but I'm having a wonderful time here.

Randy: You toppled the South American government Timmy.

Timmy: The people have spoken VAVA LA RESESTANICE!

Randy: You pushed the resistance leader into a giant fan.

Timmy: He was a trader and a scoundrel.

Randy: he was trying to stop you from pushing people in a giant fan.

*Foot kicks Timmy's stomach*.

Timmy: Whoa, that was a foot it appears that I have swallowed an entire person.

Randy: That will be the hotel bartender.

Timmy: That explains why my milk was taking so long.

Randy: It was horrifying your mouth unhinged like a snake.

Timmy: Wow that sounds pretty awesome.

Randy: I can't go anywhere with you Timmy.

Timmy: That hurt my feelings, now where both in the wrong.

Randy: I want to go home where leaving.

Timmy: In that case I should probably mention that I filled are luggage's with orphan meat.

Randy: Wh-what

Timmy: Well I'm building a meat drag and not just any meat will do.

Randy: You know what forget it, I'm not even shocked any more.

Timmy: Aww that's no fun.

Randy: This has become the norm for you Timmy.

Timmy: I have to try harder next time.

Randy: Please don't.

Timmy: I feel I been issued a challenge.

Randy: Timmy!

Timmy: It's too late now …you.

Randy: You?

Timmy I totally don't remember your name.

Randy: We've known each other for 3 years Timmy.

Timmy: And what an impression you made.

Randy: My name is Randy.

Timmy: What?

Randy: I said my name is Randy.

Timmy: Oh I thought you were a woman.

Randy: Why would you think that?

Timmy: Mostly the hair. Are you sure?

Randy: Of course I'm sure.

Timmy: Well if you'll excuse me I have some pictures to delete from my computer.

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Randy: TIMMY, you tracked mud all over the carpet!

Timmy: Well that right there is a mess.

Randy: I just had it cleaned yesterday Timmy

Timmy: I'm not responsible for this, I've be on the internet all morning.

Randy: There clearly your foot prints Timmy.

Timmy: There's an imposter on the lose!

Randy: They lead directly to you!

Timmy: Clue number one, the imposter is a phantom!

Randy: Timmy stop avoid-

(GAINT EXPOTION)

Randy: TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMYYYYYYYYY!

Timmy: Happy Birthday!

Randy: it's not- please tell me you had nothing to do with this

Timmy: Why don't you blow out you candles?

Randy: You've gone too far this time Timmy!

Timmy: What that it's hard to hear you over the sound of melting city!

Randy: How did you even do this?

Timmy: a dollop of fairy dust from Cosmos lice.

Randy: TIMMY!

Timmy: I ripped a tag of a mattress.

Randy: This isn't funny Timmy!

Timmy: Who's laughing? Clearly not all the people who just exploded.

Randy: I'm leaving I have enough of this!

Timmy: But think of all the perfectly good faces we get to munch on.

Randy: What? Why?

Timmy: Because were friends and friendship is to pals munching on a well-cooked face together!

Randy: That isn't friendship Timmy that's sick.

Timmy: Then you probably not going to like your Birthday decorations.

Randy: It's not even my- (looks up, sees faces) oh my god!

Timmy: SURPRISE!

Randy: Aww aww no awwwww!

Timmy: I'm sorry! I thought you liked faces, obviously there's a miscommunication!

Randy: This is awful Timmy.

Timmy: Your right, its not nearly as tasteful as I pictured in my head.

Randy: I think I'm going to throw- oh god one touched me!

Timmy: This was clearly the wrong way to go.

Randy: You think? Timmy!

Timmy: What can I say? I expected them to be cooked more, raw face is just gross!

Randy: That isn't the problem Timmy, why would you think any of this is a good idea!

Timmy: Probably I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.

Randy: Oh.

Timmy: I don't understand how you keep forgetting that!

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