Disclaimer: I do not own FLCL or any of its characters, The only characters I own in this is Myself, and all my friends and family.
A/N: I added where the songs would go (they're in parentheses) but No lyrics, This is not a songfic.( And they're not all from the pillows)
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Chapter 1: Hell of a day (Your Guts, I hate 'em, Reel Big Fish)
This town is boring, The things that are considered "exciting" are just festivals with the quality of an old record played on a phonograph.
All I would do was hang out with my friends. Life was becoming one repeated cycle. That was, until she arrived.
I'll always remember that day.
Me and my friend, Sam were biking to his house talking about a fanfic I was about to write. I said he'd be in it, he wanted to be evil. So I said he could. We were so caught in our conversation that nobody noticed the light humming in the background. It slowly got louder but still we didn't notice. When we saw a bright yellow Vespa roaring down the street, we both finally noticed it. "What kind of an idiot paints a Vespa canary yellow with a big P! on the front?" I asked Sam. "How the hell can you read that from here?" He asked. "Hey, I've got 20/20 vision, remember?" "No, You don't."
We got into an argument and once again stopped paying attention to the vespa.
The driver slowly pulled a bass guitar off her back and when she got next to us-
THWACK!
I flew off my bike and hit the ground. The last thing I heard was "Ah, Crap."
He jumped off his bike and ran to help me, "Stop!" The driver of the vespa stood there with her arm extended and her hand rotating. "What are you gonna do to help him, hit 'em again?"
They just stood there looking at my lifeless body. The driver of the vespa screamed," He's dead! Oh no, It was my fault!" Sam interrupted, " He might be aliv-" "No, Don't try to console me!" She said that overly dramatically.The driver took off her helmet and goggles revealing cotton candy pink hair and yellow eyes. "Hair dye," Sam whispered to himself. "Come back to life!" She then proceeded (in slow motion of course) to try and do CPR.
I woke up to seeing some pink haired person kissing me, My eyes widened and I got up and ran to the side. "Were you just trying to take advantage of my unconcious body?" She twiddled her fingers, "Maaaaaybe." I didn't even reply, I just jumped on my bike and rode as fast as could, with Sam right on my heels. The driver laughed to herself, put her goggles back on and rode off.
(Song 1 End)
(Everything is cool, Reel Big Fish)
When my mom called me and said to go home, I set off and as soon asI got home, I worked on writing something in my room. My mom called me down for dinner. I was a bit tired so I walked down the stairs rubbing my eyes and turned into the kitchen. (Manga start) I yelled as I saw, who else but the driver of the vespa sitting there right next to my mom, Chel (Step-dad), and Cassie (Sister). My mom asked me, " What're you yelling about?" "Come on and sit down, Bobby." Chel said. "What's wrong with you?" Cassie added. "Hi" The driver of the vespa said that like nothing happened. "What's she doing here?" I yelled at my mom. "She answered to our babysitter ad, I'm going back to work soon, ya know?" "That soon after having a baby?" " I can't afford to be out any longer" " But why her?" "She said she'd work for free. She just said she want's to see one of the kids especially," She then whispered to me, "I think it's Cassie, they seem like friends" Chel finally interrupted my conversation with Mom. " So what was your name again?' "Haruhara Haruko, just call me Haruko" " Oh, and also, She'll be staying with us," My mom added, I asked, "Where?" "Well, Cassie doesn't want her in her room, she can't stay in the babies room or our room, and you have the biggest room-" "Oh, God no" I said. "Your room!" My mom finished. I just looked at them grabbed my dinner and ran upstairs.(Manga end)
(Song 2 end)
I ran upstairs ate my dinner and collapsed on my bed. Looking in the corner, I saw a guitar. "I'll never get to sleep with her playing that thing... or hitting me with it." I'm not sure how long I laid there but around nighttime, she came upstairs and plopped down in my bed. I jumped up. "What the hell are you doing?" She looked at me with one eye. "Going to bed, whatsit look like?" "Not in my bed!" Haruko gave me puppy dog eyes, "Pweeze" "Immature- Fine! I'll just sleep on the floor then." I plopped down on the floor and closed my eyes. I woke up the next day and looked out the window, it was really foggy, the fog seemed to magically clear and I saw a new sight, I fell backwards and blacked out
(White Ash, The Pillows)
The plant was built in one night, a world record. It looked like a giant iron. The fog was steam that came from the plant. I went and asked my mom if I could go and check the plant out when she saw me she gasped and passed out, What was wrong with her? I went to the plant anyway and it was huge. Bigger then all the buildings in my town. 2 big letters were on the side. MM. Medical Mechanica. When I went to scratch my head to think about what company that was, I hit something. Something coming out of me. A horn. I screamed and ran home. I ran straight into the bathroom and covered it with a bandaid. It went back in to my head."At least I don't have to go to school".
(Song 3 end)
I asked my mom if I could hang out with Sam and she agreed so I went over. Along the way, some kids pushed me off my bike and stole it so I had to hoof it there. When I got there, I found out that Haruko had followed me there and was already inside playing a game with Sam. "Uh, Sam?" Sam was too busy fighting with Haruko in Naruto: Ultimate Ninja to respond. Orochimaru's body flew across the screen, Winner: Sakura Haruno Haruko got up and then whacked Sam with the controller a couple times.She then danced out of the room singing "I won." Sam finally noticed me. "Oh, Hey Bobby. "Hey, You started without me?" "Yeah, She came here saying she was your babysitter and your mom sent her to watch you." "And why would my mom do that again?" "I dunno" "Sam." "Yah?" "Can you keep a secret?" "Yah" I took off my band-aid. "Good lord man!" Haruko walked back in the room. "So, It worked." " Don't tell me you did this?" "Fine," Haruko said, "I won't tell you then." "Am I missing out on something here?" Sam asked, totally clueless. I walked out of the house and I started having a huge headache. Haruko's bracelet started making some weird movements."Is there a super magnet in the house or something?"Haruko grinned
(Blues Drive Monster, The Pillows)
Suddenly, The horn grew and turned into a huge robot fighting off another one's arm. The fully made robot had a TV for a head and was red. The TV headed robot ripped the arm out of my head and I got caught on his back. Great. They grappled with each other until Haruko ran outside with her guitar on her back. She then jumped over us. She brought her guitar down right on the arm robot and then spun around and hit the red TV robot turning him blueish green. Me and the robot both blacked out at the same time.
(Song 4 end)
I woke up during the night and saw Haruko sleeping on the floor and the blueish green robot in the corner. I stayed up a bit longer and right before I went to sleep Haruko muttered the words... "Fooly Cooly"
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I'll bet your wondering what everybody looks like so you can picture the story in your head, huh? That's whyI added this! (They're in order of introduction to the story)
Me- Kinda short with short brown hair. A yellow t-shirt that says "OHMYGODIMONFIRE" with black and red shorts.
Sam- Really tall with medium dirty blond hair. A white concert t-shirt and a bathing suit on for shorts.
Haruko-Duh!
Mom-A regular mom with blonde hair tied up in a ponytail. A hot pink t-shirt with pink and gray sweatpants.
Chel- A regular dad with black hair that is gelled back. A gray cut-off mets shirt with black shorts.
Cassie- A regular teenager with brown hair with blonde highlights. A pink tanktop and cargo shorts.
TV-Robot-Duh!
Bot-arm- Duh!
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(A/N: I'm keeping the next chapter preview thing in script form, the first three chapters were all typed up and ready to go, but they were in script form.)
(Nightmare, The Pillows)
Haruko: Next time on FLCL: America, Bobby starts growing a new horn and I become a babysitter for another house?
Me: What are you babbling about?
Haruko: I'm just reading the script!
Me: What script?
Haruko: Whatever, Next time on FLCL: America-
Me: You said that already!
Haruko: SHUT UP!
THWACK!
(Song 5 end)
Next Chapter: What is Fooly Cooly?