Hi, everyone! I'm here again with a new story! In this story, our sweet uke, Naruto will be our perverted seme, Sasuke's little...ehem, attendant... Anyways, I think it would be a great story! Woot! And I'll be using Itachi-san in this story in this story! Woot!

Koneko: Hi again, Itachi-san!

Itachi: Would you please call me Itachi-kun instead?

Koneko: I can't! I like Itachi-san much better! (smiles oh-so-sweetly)

Itachi: Er...right... (blushes so very slightly)

Koneko: Un? Are you blushing, Itachi-san?

Itachi: N-no! Just start the story already! (looks away)

O...k... Well, like Itachi-san said, let's start the story now! Woot!

Note: Yaoi story ahead, so beware! Don't like it, don't ever dream of reading it! And no flaming please! Or else, I'll swear I'll go and kill you someday! AU, OOC

Pairings: Obviously, SasuNaru. Other pairings will come up some time later

Disclaimer: (goes and kills Masashi Kishimoto) Now, I declare that Naruto belongs to me! Muahaha! "Oh no you don't! That dobe belongs to me, and only me!" - Sasuke (O.o)


Full Summary

Naruto was caught stealing at the castle. He was about to be sentenced to death when the guards was stopped by Prince Sasuke. He then made a deal with the blond. In order to survive, Naruto had to agree with the deal which was making him...the prince's personal attendant?! Why would the prince choose him, a commoner, to be his personal attendant? Read on to find out!


Day One: The Agreement

"Let go off me!"

"Stay still, you filthy thief!"

The kitsune growled again, only to be hit by the guards once more. He hissed, sensing the burning sensation on his cheek. He tried to struggle free, but of no avail. He glared at the guard in front of him, teeth gritting together angrily. The guard scowled and hit him again with the blunt end of his spear, making the blond yell in pain again. "What's going on here?"

"Sasuke-sama!" The guard turned towards the sixteen-year-old raven who came closer to them. "Don't get so close, your Highness! He might be dangerous!" But, he was ignored by the prince.

"So...you're the one who's been stealing stuff from my castle all this while, huh?" he looked at the smaller boy with a smirk, nearing his face to the kitsune as he cupped the whiskered cheeks with one hand. "Weird, you don't look like a thief at all..."

"Let go of me, teme!" the blond tried to bite his pale hand.

"What do you think you're doing?!" the guard hit him again. "You won't be seeing the sun again for sure!"

He was about to hit the blond again with the sharp end of the spear, when Sasuke stopped him. "Let him go."

"Huh? But, Sasuke-sama..."

"I said..." the raven's tone changed. "...let him go..."

"H-hai!" the guard nodded and asked the other guards who was holding the kitsune to free him.

The tanned guy was about to walk away when the prince pulled his collar. "And don't think you can walk away that easily."

"What more do you want?!" the kitsune turned towards him with a pissed expression. "I thought I can go now."

"Says who?"

"You..."

"Did I say that? Well, guess you heard it wrong... I only said to the guards to let you go...but I didn't say that you can go..." the raven smirked again. "What's your name?"

The blond cocked his brow. "Uzumaki Naruto, why?"

'An Uzumaki? How interesting...' "Ok, Naruto-kun, here's the deal. I'll let you go...in one condition..."

"What's that?"

"You have to come to the castle first thing tomorrow morning."

"And...why should I do that?"

"You'll see..." Sasuke began to walk away. "Just be there tomorrow morning...or else I'll send my guards to go and seek for...and you wouldn't want a bad ending to your life, right?"

'The heck?' Naruto watched as the carriage in which the prince had entered left. Scratching the back of his head, he turned and headed home. 'I wonder why he wants me to be at the castle tomorrow? Am I going to be punished? Or is he going to give me some money because he pities me? ...nah,that just can't be the reasons... Guess I have to go to the castle tomorrow to find out...'


The next morning...

"Un..."

The morning sun shone through the window, hitting right at the kitsune's face. He frowned slightly as he slowly opened his eyes. He got up from his lying position and rubbed his eye lazily. His messy golden hair was messier than ever. He yawned as he walked into the bathroom, running a sun-kissed hand through his hair. After taking his bath, he put on a pale orange, sleeveless shirt with a high collar and a black, three-quarter jeans.

'Oh right...I have to go to the palace today...' he remembered what happened the day before.

Quickly, he ate his breakfast which consisted of his favourite food, miso ramen and a glass of plain water. After eating, he cleaned the table and headed for the door. Putting on his sandals (which look like the ninja shoes), he let out a sigh. 'I wonder what that bastard would want with me... I hope it's not a punishment or anything like that...'

"Naruto-nii-chan! Ohayou!"

"Ah, Ran-chan! Ohayou!" he greeted the little girl back. "What are you doing here this early in the morning?"

"Here! I bought this for you!" the redhead handed a piece of candy to the blond.

The kitsune ruffled her hair. "Ne, arigatou!"

"He he..." Ran giggled. "Where are you going, nii-chan?"

"Me? Well, I'm going to see the prince!" he replied, grinning.

"Oh...well, see ya later then! Ja!"

Naruto waved back and continued walking to the castle. When he reached there, he was stopped by the guards who was standing at the gate. "What do you want, commoner?" one of them asked harshly. The tanned boy frowned. 'Ok, he asked me to come here today, but he didn't fucking tell these bastards that I'm coming?!'

"I come to see the prince," he replied, trying to control his anger.

"The prince?" the other guard asked, almost laughing. "Don't be kidding, kid! There's no way Sasuke-sama wants to see you!"

'What's so funny about it?' "Hey, I'm being serious here! He did ask me to come to the castle today! If you don't believe me, you can ask him himself!" the blond frowned.

"What's all this ruckus?"

The three of them turned to see a silver-haired man. "Kakashi-san, this commoner here said that Sasuke-sama asked him to meet him today..."

"Ah, so you're the cute Uzumaki Naruto-kun?" Kakashi smiled and approached the kitsune. "Sasuke-sama told me about you yesterday. Do come inside."

Naruto grinned foxily and followed him, sticking his tongue at the guards. 'Heh, serves you right!'


Ten minutes later...

Knock! Knock!

"Enter," a reply came from inside the room.

Kakashi opened the door and entered, followed by Naruto. "He's here, Sasuke-sama."

The raven looked up from doing his work and noticed the kitsune. Immediately, his usual smirk formed. "Naruto-kun, I've been waiting for you. Thanks for your help, Kakashi-san. You may go now."

"Yes, your Highness," the man bowed and left.

"That is Hatake Kakashi, my faithful adviser, if you must know," Sasuke said, noticing that the blond was watching the silver-haired man as he went out of the room. "Please take a seat."

"So, why did you want me to be here in the first place?" the smaller boy asked as soon as he took his seat on the couch.

The prince chuckled. "Well, like I said yesterday...we are having a deal."

"A deal? You and me?"

"Yes, is that a problem to you?"

Naruto shook his head slightly and looked away, uninterested. 'He? Makes a deal with me? A prince? And a commoner? Right...' Then he noticed the taller guy was staring at him with the smirk still plastered on his smug face. 'What's up with this guy?' he wondered, turning towards the raven with one brow cocked. "What are you staring at?"

"Nothing...it's just that your face is so..." he stopped. "...tempting."

"Excuse me? I'm a guy for goodness sake, if you don't notice that," the kitsune replied, annoyed.

Sasuke chuckled. "I know that... It's just that, you look so much like a girl...with that golden hair and azure eyes..."

"Can we just get this over?"

The prince smirked again, which really pissed the blond off. 'Does he have to smirk all the time?! It's really annoying! Both him and his stupid, smug smirk! Kami-sama, I just hope that this will end soon...' He watched as the brunette got off his seat behind the table and went to sit in front of the smaller boy, bringing a piece of paper with him.

"Well, in exchange for your life..." he started. "...I want you to be my...personal attendant..."

"Eh?"

"Take a look at this document. Once you write down your signature at the bottom of the document, the deal will start and you will be staying in the castle with me as my personal assistant..." he stopped and turned towards the blond with the same smirk and exact smug expression on his face. "And if you don't agree...I'm afraid your life will be ended...horribly..."

Naruto cocked his brow again. "You're kidding me."

"I'm afraid an Uchiha doesn't joke around, Naruto-kun."

The tanned guy gulped and looked at the document again. 'Well...I guess it won't be so bad...I can have free food, I don't have to buy my clothes...and my only job is to be the prince's personal assistant...' Slowly, he took the pen on the coffee table and signed his name on the document. "When shall I start my job?"

"Hn...as soon as possible..."

(((--- to be continued ---)))


Finally, end of chapter one! Took me all night to finish this (as I was busy doing many other things as well). Well, what do you think? A good starter, ne? Review, please! Woot! By the way, what exactly does a w00t mean?

Itachi: Am I going to be in this story as well?

Koneko: I don't know...if you want to, I can put you in this story! (smiles)

Itachi: Um...yeah, okay... (blushes again)

Koneko: Itachi-san? Daijoubu?

Itachi: Y-yeah...I'm fine...

Oh... Well, that's it for now! Please leave a review! Woot! Ja ne!