I came up with the idea for this fanfic at 3 in the morning, so don't flame if you don't like it...Oh and, for Sora, since he's a fag in this story, just replace the th with an s, and the story will be a little bit easier to understand. I don't mean to offend anyone by this story, so, please don't flame if you're offended...Hope you enjoy it!
Unfortunately,I don't own Kingdom Hearts.
Chapter 1 - Thweetcakes
"Hey, thweetcakes," said Sora.
"Oh goshy," said Kairi.
"Do you have any thexy guy friendth?" asked Sora.
"Oh goshy," replied Kairi.
"Can you thay anything besidth "Oh gothy?" asked Sora.
"Oh my goshy," said Kairi.
"Forget it," said the faggy Sora as he walked away as faggily as possible.
A few minutes later, he catches up with Riku. This is how it went...
"Hey thexy," said Sora, talking to Riku.
"Um, excuse me for a minute," said the silver-haired teenager.
Riku turned around and started making out with himself. Sora stared in confusion. A minute later, Riku turned back around and wiped his lips.
"So, you were saying?" asked Riku.
"Um, hey thexy?" said Sora as he turned around and ran as fast as he could away from the narcissist.
I gueth I'm the only thane one around here...
Sora caught up with Wakka, who was so stoned that he stuttered every word that he said.
"Y-yo," said Wakka.
"Hey thweety," said Sora.
"M-me a-and T-tidus w-wanted t-to k-know i-if y-you w-want t-to c-chill a-at m-my h-house t-tonight," said Wakka.
"Oh, I'm tho thorry, thweety. I have my aerobicth clath tonight. Maybe thome other time," said Sora, apologizing to Wakka.
"O-oh, t-that's o-okay. S-see y-ya," said Wakka.
"Bye!" said Sora happily as he skipped back to his house for lunch.