Kenny wiped his rag across the bonnet of Kyle's new plum red Ferrari his dad gave for Kyle's 18th Birthday. This was the coolest car ever and Kenny ached to ride it. Unfortunately he did, but it looked like he didn't. He ran over an unsuspecting doe during his joy ride on the highway just out of town, Luckily Kyle was away fishing with his parents and the car in Kenny's loving care looked like it didn't have blood and gore splattered all over it's bonnet. Kenny smiled, puffing out his chest.
"You look happier about the shininess of that car than you are to see me!" Bebe pouted as she ambled over to stroke Kenny's arm. The couple stood in the driveway of the Brovlovski household and adored the clean car.
"I'm so happy not be rich, I'd break fucking everything" Kenny nodded in agreement.
"Don't be so hard on yourself, sunshine, you're perfect how you are" Bebe reassured Kenny, not understanding his situation
At the second, Sheila burst through the door and squealed happily to see her babysitter Bebe in her driveway.
"Oh! Bubelah! I'm so happy to see you!" Sheila swallowed Bebe into a hug, engulfing her head into Sheila's boobs, which Kenny raised an eyebrow to.
"Darling, can you please be a darl" Sheila let go of Bebe who gasped for breath "and babysit Ike? Kyle has math tutoring and we have date night tonight. Can you be an angel and look after him for a few hours?"
"Of course ma'am!" Bebe flashed her pearly whites at Sheila
Kenny smiled uselessly next to his girlfriend "Can I help out?"
Sheila looked slightly perturbed at this request and she smiled thinly, "next time"
It was so undeniably clear that Sheila didn't like poor people hanging around.
"Mom!" Thirteen year old Ike spat off screen, "I don't NEED a babysitter"
"Yes, you do!" Sheila bellowed back at the house, "You cant be alone tonight!" she practically announced that to the entire town with that voice.
"Look, love" Sheila said in her motherly voice, "Kyle will be home in an hour after we leave and you two can have pizzas and play with Ike"
Bebe grimaced at the thought of Sheila outwardly dismissing Kenny on the spot.
"Yes" Bebe smiled, "sure"
Kenny and Bebe watched Sheila strut away back into her house and gazed at the bonnet of the car. There was a distinctive bloody eyeball crammed into the windscreen wiper.
"What's that?" Bebe whispered a bit disgusted
"I think they're a bit excited for halloween" Kenny covered, grabbing the ball and throwing it far into the distance
"But its November" Bebe nagged, "what was that!"
"Nothing" Kenny pressed, "The car's fine"
"Okay… and come over tonight, Kyle's mom is being a tool"
They kissed and parted ways for the night