A/N: Kay, hehe, I wrote this while sleep deprived, caffeine deprived, nicotine deprived and extremely stoned…funny, I should be able to sleep………..FUCKER!!

Attack of the 80's Cartoons!!!!!!

Vegeta crosses his arms, "Fuck." He grunted as he watched an assortment of loveable looking creatures running through a valley of flowers. "Fucking 80's cartoons!" he said as he turned to leave.

Strawberry Shortcake twirled around, causing flower petals to fly around in the air. All the care bears and care bear cousins were frolicking around; some in their cloud air cars others dancing cheerfully. David the Gnome and the other Gnomes from his village were chilling in the shade; each with their own pipes; (I always imagined Gnomes, as Stoners don't ask me why!) while the trolls were tripping on acid (didn't you ever wonder why they see little gnomes?).

"Excuse me sir!" Cheerful Bear said…(well….cheerfully!) as she tugged at Vegeta's……..err…spandex. "But you're an 80's cartoon too, you just didn't become popular until the late nineties in the US." She stated.

"Wha-?!" Vegeta screeched. "Noo!! I'll destroy FUNIMATION!"

"Oh, no!" Lion heart said bravely. "We can't allow you to do that!"

"Funimation censors all the sex humor and violence out of Dragonball Z so all the three year olds can watch it!" Tender heart bear said.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" Vegeta bellowed. "IT CAN'T BE!!!!!!!!!"

"Why it was Funimation that dropped out rating from NC17 to FUCKING FLUFFY SHIT!!!" Speed heart said quickly as he darted around Vegeta. He's obviously on speed….dumb bastard, doesn't he know that drugs are bad!? "Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! I need a cigarette!"

"Shut up! Just shut up!" Yelled Cheerful bear. "I can't take your senseless ranting anymore! Would you just SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

"TEEHEETEEHEE!" Laughed one of the GNOMES! "I'm A MAGIACAL FAIRY!"

"No you're not you stupid jackass! You're a Gnome!" Yelled David as he smacked the other Gnome across the face with his pipe. "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SMOKING ANYWAY?"

"Just a bit of C_R_A_C_K!!!" YELLED THE GNOME!

(I swear, out of work cartoon characters today….)

Vegeta back away from the group of furry, little and drugged out little creatures, obviously wondering about his own sanity!

"I love you Veggie-chan!" Strawberry Shortcake said lovingly as she hugged his leg.

Vegeta shrieked like a little girl as he powered up to SSJ and started to kick his leg furiously. Strawberry Shortcake flew over the river and threw the woods and landed in front of her grandmother's house!!

"That wasn't very nice!" All the carebears said in unison as their eyes grew cold, a black aura shot around them. "Care bear count down! 5……….4…"

"Fuck this!" Vegeta laughed as he took to the skies.

"Not to fear little ones! I am on the job!" Chip yelled from the tree branch, Dale right behind him. "Hey look, nuts!" he yelled, pointing the gnomes. Chip and Dale, jumped from the tree and started biting off the gnome's heads……..

The End!!

There you go! And that's how Vegeta Turned SSJ! And everyone thinks he turned SSJ while having wild animal sex with Bulma! How very wrong you all are!!