This song was inspired by all of the "sweet lurve" fics, both slash and
non, where there is far too much snogging going on, and far little of
anything else. (: Though I confess I wouldn't mind being in the middle o'
a few of those Snog-Fics. (:
Author's Note: I do not own the song or lyrics to the song "Stand." R.E.M. does, and Weird Al owns the lyrics to his parody "Spam" which also inspired me. I don't even own the word "Snog"…nor do I know who does. So far as I know it's public property. Special dedication to Legolas Greenleaf from FotR and Oliver Wood from the first 3 HP books. MMmm. Snog- alicous.
"Snog"
Snog!
in the place where you live!
Don't ask why
If it has two legs and breathes,
Ignore the gender now!
Snog!
And I swear it won't hurt!
Do your best,
Think about fanfiction,
Wonder why they write it at all.
If you're confused, hit ff-dot-net;
You'll see the most obsessed fandom yet!
The authors are going to force you to Snog…
With your blood foe, your horse or your dog!
Sooo….
SNOG!
In the place where you live!
Do it first!
If you snog pre-emptive it may just confuse them now!
SNOG!
If you see a big fan!
Hurry up…
If you're really lucky they might forget the whole thing.
Your character is going
to be much defiled
So wave at the authors,
and show them a smile!
If wishes could be,
Fans would be maraudin'!
There'd be no bad fics,
But YOU they'd be snoggin'!
So SNOG!
(insert much repeating of the words in slightly different linear order. :D)
And Snnnoooooooooooggg!!!!
::spontaneous snogging of Legolas. He's MINE for the moment…all you other obsessed fangirls get away! You can have him during YOUR fics and filks…bye now!::
Author's Note: I do not own the song or lyrics to the song "Stand." R.E.M. does, and Weird Al owns the lyrics to his parody "Spam" which also inspired me. I don't even own the word "Snog"…nor do I know who does. So far as I know it's public property. Special dedication to Legolas Greenleaf from FotR and Oliver Wood from the first 3 HP books. MMmm. Snog- alicous.
"Snog"
Snog!
in the place where you live!
Don't ask why
If it has two legs and breathes,
Ignore the gender now!
Snog!
And I swear it won't hurt!
Do your best,
Think about fanfiction,
Wonder why they write it at all.
If you're confused, hit ff-dot-net;
You'll see the most obsessed fandom yet!
The authors are going to force you to Snog…
With your blood foe, your horse or your dog!
Sooo….
SNOG!
In the place where you live!
Do it first!
If you snog pre-emptive it may just confuse them now!
SNOG!
If you see a big fan!
Hurry up…
If you're really lucky they might forget the whole thing.
Your character is going
to be much defiled
So wave at the authors,
and show them a smile!
If wishes could be,
Fans would be maraudin'!
There'd be no bad fics,
But YOU they'd be snoggin'!
So SNOG!
(insert much repeating of the words in slightly different linear order. :D)
And Snnnoooooooooooggg!!!!
::spontaneous snogging of Legolas. He's MINE for the moment…all you other obsessed fangirls get away! You can have him during YOUR fics and filks…bye now!::