"Choo Choo I love you"
A Bojangles original
Chapter 1
It was a normal day on Sodor Island, it was a warm spring's morning and all of the female animals were giving birth, very loudly, sometimes sounding like a scene from a low budget indie horror film, however nothing was louder than the sound of a late-for-work Thomas the Tank engine.
"OoOh Hot diggity pockets I'm going to be so late again, quick, more coal!" Yelled Thomas as he emerged from the train lodge rapidly.
"Hurry up you lazy Bastard!" Moaned Percy as he too was running late because Thomas forgot to set the alarm.
"Don't get cheeky you lil cunt ok?!" Exclaimed Thomas in a threatening manner. Percy was the smallest engine on the entire island, as a result of this he was bullied and mocked on his arrival by the big trains, this meant that he was more aggressive than the others and had trust issues that deeply affected his relationships with his lovers.