Matrix walks into the Turks office, he is wearing a blue baseball hat. T'send looks at Matrix.

T'seng: That is not part of the Turks uniform Matrix, lose the hat.

Matrix: Sir, I have...

T'seng: (Calmly) Take off the hat.

Matrix sighs, and he removes the hat, revealing his purple hair.

T'seng: (Shocked) Is you hair purple?

Matrix: Yes sir, someone switched my shampoo with hair dye.

T'seng: (Sighing) Reno.

Matrix: Yeah.

T'seng: Take a seat at your desk, and get to work, I'll discipline Reno, all the good it will do.

Matrix: Yes Sir.

Matrix sits at his desk, and he picks up his pen, and he begins filling out his mission report. Elena walks in, muttering curses. Matrix looks up, and he drops his pen in shock as he sees Elena's hair is blue.

Elena: I'm going to kill Reno.

Matrix: Join the club.

Elena looks at Matrix, and she notices his purple hair.

Elena: Reno got you too, huh?

Matrix: Yep, but don't worry, I have something planned for him that will make him wish he never messed with us.

Rude walks in, and Matrix and Elena notice that his goatee has been dyed with rainbow colors.

Matrix: Reno got you too?

Rude: (Fists clenched) Yes.

T'seng: Well, I'm glad he left me out of his prank day.

T'seng opens his desk, and all of a sudden, there is an explosion inside the desk, and green paint is splattered onto T'seng's suit and face. Elena looks shocked. Matrix is trying to hold a straight face, and Rude is snickering. T'seng lookd shocked, and angry.

T'seng: (Angry) I'm going to kill him!

The door opens, and Rufus walks into the room, holding a folder, containing some important papers.

Rufus: (Looking up from the folder) T'seng, I....

Rufus notices Matrix's purple hair, Elena's blue hair, Rude's Rainbow goatee, and T'seng covered in green pain.

Rufus: (Pointing, and confused) What in the name of all time happened to you 4?

T'seng, Elena, Matrix and Rude: Reno.

Rufus: I'm just gonna leave before he gets me too.

Rufus turns around, only to be hit in the face by a banana cream pie. T'seng, Elena, Rude, and Matrix are laughing. Rufus glares at them, then he also begins laughing.

Rufus: I have to hand it to Reno, that was pretty funny, but I'm still gonna make him pay for this.

The door opens, and Reno walks in. He sees everyone, and he starts laughing hard.

Reno: (Gasping) Guess my tricks worked, you all look ridiculus.

Matrix opens his desk drawer, and he grabs 5 paintball guns, and he gives 4 to Rude, Elena, Rufus, T'seng, and keep one for himself. They all stand up, and they begin advancing on Reno.

Reno: (Holding hands up) Uh, guys, it was just a joke, can't you guys take a joke?

They get closer to Reno, and he takes off running. Matrix, Rude, Elena, T'seng, and Rufus chase Reno all over the Shinra building, shooting him with paintballs. All you can hear is Reno screaming bloody murder, and 5 people laughing like lunatics.

The End.