This is something I decided to write after the inspiration I got from reading 'So not the Dattebayo' by 'DragonMasterFlex' but since he or she hasn't updated for a year I thought it would be cool to make my own version and I may use the Family Guy Chicken in it, haven't decided yet and I'm leaving that up to the viewers, so please vote on my profile!
Oh and there are no Ninja's, Chakra or insane bursts of speed from the anime.
The Akatsuki will still exist as well as Kurama, but I have a realistic plan for Kurama that won't be shown until after the 'Mind Games' episode. And the Akatsuki will be shown over time as will Orochimaru.
While they won't have Chakra they will be good at Martial Arts and I will be keeping some canon traits.
As for Minato and Kushina? Well they're still dead and since Naruto's last name is Stoppable, you can tell that he's adopted but he doesn't know that yet.
Alright, enough explaining, here's the first chapter to Naruto Stoppable.
Chapter 01: Crush
A fifteen year old girl with shoulder length red hair and green eyes and wearing a green sleeveless shirt that cut off to show her stomach and blue jeans sighed as she looked around the Middleton High school hallway. "I just know this has him written all over it."
Instead of the normal brown walls, they were bright fluorescent orange with insults to quite a lot of people on them.
Most of them were about a girl named Bonnie.
"STOPPABLE!" A loud voice shouted as the girl turned to see a boy with spiky blonde hair and cerulean blue eyes wearing a black t-shirt along with an orange jacket and orange track pants with cargo pockets and he had six whisker-like scars on his face, running from a few people who were covered in orange paint that was sparkling.
"YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE!" The boy declared as he threw several homemade smoke bombs down and disappeared.
"That's the point!" Someone in the crowd shouted as they ran off towards a different part of the school to find him.
"Psst." The girl looked at the trashcan as the lid opened slightly to show two eyes. "Are they gone KP?"
Kim Possible rolled her eyes at his immature behavior. "Yes Naruto, they're gone."
Naruto Stoppable popped out of the trashcan with a happy go lucky grin on his face. "Oh yeah, who's the man? I'm the man!" He started to do a victory dance. "I'm the man! I'm the man!"
"Why?" Kim asked referring to the pranks.
"Why not?" Naruto asked in shock that Kim would've asked that. "It's Spirit Week! The week to have fun." Then he looked towards his pocket. "Isn't that right Rufus?"
A small naked mole rat popped out with a yawn. "Yup-yup." He agreed.
"Aren't you taking this a little too far?" Kim asked as Naruto opened his locker, but she stopped her eyes widening and she had an amazed expression on her face as she looked down the hallway.
"Kim, when do I ever take a prank too far?" Naruto asked with a chuckle before he thought about that. "On second thought, don't answer that-." That was when he noticed that Kim wasn't listening. "Kim? KP? Kimmy?" He waved a hand in front of her face.
He knew that something was wrong because she hated to be called that name in public, but Kim didn't say anything, so Naruto followed her gaze to see what she was looking at.
Naruto then frowned as he saw a tall blonde boy wearing a black shirt with a red vertical line. "Oh, Josh Mankey."
He knew all about Kim's crush on Josh Mankey and to be honest he didn't see how she could fall for him, but it was probably why she couldn't see why he fell for Sakura Haruno.
Rufus made a face at the sheer mention. "Mankey." He said in disgust, making Naruto chuckle at his loyal friend.
"So KP-?" Naruto turned to see that Kim disappeared causing him to jump. "So, that's what that feels like." He muttered because he has always pulled that on her when they were kids before he looked back at Josh Mankey to see that Kim was behind him. 'How the hell did she get there while I was looking in that direction? … Must be a girl thing.'
"What's this say to you?" Josh asked as he looked at the Dance poster that he just put up trying to get an opinion on it.
Kim blinked as she realized that he was talking to her. "Oh, it's uh- um, you know- yeah, totally, uh."
Naruto did a face palm at Kim trying to form a sentence while Josh took pity on her. "Hey, you're Kim Possible right? You were on the News last week, saved some ambassador or something?"
"So did we." Naruto muttered to Rufus who nodded in agreement at the fact that they never got any credit for stuff that they helped Kim with. "Well, at least Kim and her family realize we do things."
"Uh huh." Rufus smiled.
"Uh, yeah." Kim chuckled nervously as she messed with her hair.
"That was cool." Josh complimented before he picked the other posters up to walk away.
"Thanks." Kim looked down with a smile before waving. "Bye."
Naruto snuck up on her while she watched Josh's retreating form. "You have it bad for him." He stated making her jump.
"Not one word." Kim said to him causing Naruto and Rufus to laugh before she groaned. "I can't even form a sentence around Josh, how am I going to ask him to Friday's Dance?"
"… Wait." Naruto blinked in confusion. "Don't we usually go to the Dance together?"
Coughing nervously, Kim suddenly found clasping her hands interesting. "Well, yeah but only as friends." Kim said to him trying to find the right words so she didn't hurt his feelings by mistake. "I thought that maybe this year we could find actual dates."
"Sure!" Naruto said with a smile.
"Great, so who are you going to ask?" Kim asked curiously.
"Sakura." Was the immediate answer.
Kim frowned a bit. "Naruto, you've been asking her out every day ever since middle school, you even found out where she lived during the summer and every time she said no and she has started to punch you in the head after she was being nice the first seven times."
"She'll say yes." Naruto said confidently.
"If you say so." Kim decided to drop it before they heard a beep so she pulled out a blue PDA. "Hey Wade, what up?"
Wade was a ten year old African American boy, who never left his room, but he is a world class genius who already graduated College and he always seemed to wear a plain blue t-shirt and blue jeans and right now he was drinking a soda. "Meet me at your locker." He said before the device turned off.
"By that you mean go to the big screen." Naruto quipped as Kim rushed to her locker and opened it to show a bigger communication device with Wade already on it.
"You will not believe the hits we're getting on this site." Wade stated as a list printed out allowing Naruto to read it. "Everyone wants your help."
"Mrs. Kilburn needs someone to feed her cats." Naruto muttered as he thought of one of her cats in particular. 'Damn that Tora.' "For a week."
"Ugh." Kim shuddered in disgust. "Seven days, eight cats."
"And one litter box." Naruto dryly pointed out with his lips going upwards a bit. "I know that your website said that you can do anything, but I think you should probably draw the line at this." He looked back down. "Oh boy, a Ramen Taste Tester!"
"So not the time." Kim said with her arms crossed but she was smirking at his Ramen obsession.
Naruto looked at Kim in horror. "There's always time for Ramen!" He protested.
"Always." Rufus repeated with the same look.
With a sigh, Naruto looked down the list a bit more. "Hey long distance- TOKYO!" He screamed in happiness. "One of the Ramen Capitals of the world!"
"That one is an emergency." The urgency in Wade's voice caught their attention. "I'll stream the security cam."
Kim and Naruto watched as a blue skinned man with black hair pulled into a ponytail wearing a blue evil scientist coat smashed the camera. "Whoa! Rewind that and freeze!" Wade did so and Kim frowned. "Dr. Drakken."
"Our Arch-Enemy!" Naruto smirked at seeing him on the loose. "So Poppa Smurf is out again?"
Wade chuckled at Naruto's constant nickname for him while Kim rolled her eyes. "Let's jet!"
"Oh yeah!" Naruto cracked his knuckles. "Going to Tokyo on a school night-…" He stopped as he thought about that. "How are we going to get there?"
"I'll phone a friend." Kim reassured him.
"THERE HE IS!" Naruto paled as he saw the angry mob of people that he pranked earlier.
"Let's go!" He pushed Kim out the door and took off running.
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After school they were in a jet. "Cool ride." Naruto had his hands behind his back now dressed in a black shirt and grey jeans while Rufus was wearing sunglasses and drinking some punch.
Kim was wearing the same thing as Naruto only it cut off at her stomach. "Thanks for the ride Britina."
The blonde haired teenage pop star smiled as she put a magazine down. "Kim, duh! It's the least I could do after you saved my Chicago Show."
Kim chuckled at the praise. "The backstage fire was no big."
"For you maybe." Britina scoffed with a smile. "It must be so awesome not to be afraid of everything."
"Fearless I am not." Kim pointed out but Naruto interrupted.
"Chasing down criminals and running through fire, no problem." He said in an old man's voice. "But talking to Josh Mankey and all hell breaks loose-." Kim elbowed his gut for that. "Hey, ow!"
"Ooh, crush story." Britina looked interested. "Give me the Details!"
"I just feel so silly around him." Kim voiced looking a little unsure.
"Just go for it." Britina gave her advice. "What's the worst that can happen?"
Naruto went to voice a few things, but Rufus shook his head catching Naruto's attention causing him to quiet down.
"So Britina." Naruto began to change the subject. "As a star you must have loads of advice to give Kim for asking a guy out."
Britina smiled at the thought while Kim gave Naruto a glare.
"What?" Naruto asked in confusion. "You want to ask Josh out so you might as well get advice before you ask him."
"I suppose you're right." Kim muttered before she smiled. "Thanks Naruto."
"… Are you guys sure that you're not a couple?" Britina asked in confusion.
"We're not." Kim quickly replied while Naruto already had his headphones in before the question was asked.
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"Thank you for coming Kim Possible I am Yoshiko." A woman with black hair wearing a red dress greeted them. "Translator for Yakanumi-San."
"So what's the sitch?" Kim asked curiously.
"They have taken over our entire factory and are holding our workers hostage."
"How many?" Kim asked sharply.
"Two."
"Two hundred?" Naruto looked shocked.
"No, just two." Kim and Naruto blinked at Yoshiko's answer. "This is the most automated factory in the world."
"Wow." Naruto whistled in awe. "That sounds either like a lot of work or someone is lazy."
"Naruto." Kim looked at her friend in disapproval.
"What?"
Yoshiko whispered into Yakanumi's ear causing the man to laugh and whisper back. "Yakanumi-San appreciated your humor."
"See?" Naruto smiled at his childhood friend. "He can take a joke."
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The two of them decided to sneak into the back of the factory and were over the skylight to see Drakken pacing. "Why is Drakken breaking into a video game company?"
"You're kidding right?" Naruto asked giving Kim a deadpanned look. "Do you know what this company makes?"
"Video Games."
"Z-Boards." Naruto answered with a wave of his finger. "It's not coming out in America until Christmas-." Then he gasped. "Drakken is going to steal Christmas!"
Rufus blinked and gave Naruto a weird look.
"I doubt that's what Drakken has in mind Naruto." Kim said as she opened the skylight. "He wants to take over the world."
"Steal Christmas." Naruto said stubbornly.
"Take over the world." Kim climbed down first.
"Steal Christmas." Naruto argued back, but he whispered it since they were sneaking in now.
"Take over the world." Drakken passed by their hiding spot.
After waiting for a few seconds, Naruto smirked. "Steal Christmas." He said quietly to get on Kim's nerves.
"Ssh!" Kim shushed him before taking a portable mirror out.
"Is this really the time to do your make-up?" Naruto found himself asking only to see that she was using it to look around the corner.
"I see the hostages-." Then Kim's eyes widened as she gasped. "Oh no."
"What?" Naruto was ready for a fight.
"I thought I saw a zit." Naruto did a face plant in shock as Kim put her mirror up. "False alarm, okay here's the plan, I'll free the hostages and you take this." Blinking as he was handed the Kimmunicator Naruto got an idea on what was going on. "Jack it into the video."
"I'm the distraction again aren't I?"
"Yup."
"I'm always the distraction." Naruto pouted making Kim chuckle.
"Fine, flip a coin?"
Five minutes later Naruto was muttering to himself as he headed to the place to jack the Kimmunicator into. "I just know that's a double sided coin she used."
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"Put some elbow grease into it!" Dr. Drakken shouted at his minions. "I swear that you are slow!"
"Dr. Drakken." Someone tapped his shoulder causing him to jump and scream before turning to see a green eyed girl wearing nothing but green with long black hair.
"Shego, don't sneak up on me."
"I wasn't sneaking." Shego defended herself as she narrowed her eyes at the scientist.
"Ninja's make more noise than you." Drakken muttered as he shook his head. "Cut it out-."
"Yo, yo!" Naruto's face appeared on the screen. "Waz up Poppa Smurf? Jade?"
"It's-…" Drakken frowned in thought. "What was his name?"
"I think it was Nathan." Shego suggested causing Naruto's eye to twitch.
"Say what?!" He shouted in the camera. "I was there and helped stop you every time you made a stupid scheme to take over the world! The least you could do is remember my name, damnit!"
While he was shouting Drakken walked around the corner to see where he was plugged into. "Ahem."
Naruto chuckled sheepishly. "Uh… Attack Pattern Mole Rat!" He threw Rufus at the guy and the Naked Mole Rat ran down his shirt.
"Ack! Get it off me!" Drakken jumped around trying to get Rufus out of his clothes while Kim was freeing the hostages.
Laughing at Drakken, Naruto turned to see Shego's fist glowing green and he had to duck a punch before grabbing her arm and twisting it behind her. "So Shego, you doing anything this Friday?" He asked with a sly smile.
All he got was a kick in the nuts for that one.
"So is that a yes?" Naruto had a high-pitched voice as he fell to the ground clutching his family jewels.
"Naruto!" Kim called out as she kicked Shego back before looking at him. "Really? Asking a criminal to the School Dance?"
"What?" Naruto said with a pained smile.
Kim just gave him a look.
"… You never let me have any fun." Naruto muttered before Rufus was thrown to the ground next to him. "Rufus!"
"Kim Possible!" Dr. Drakken stood dramatically making Naruto chuckle at his stupidity before snarling at how he knew Kim's name but not his. "You think you can thwart my plan?"
Shego sighed. "Don't tell her the plan."
At that, Drakken looked torn between angry and embarrassed. "I'll handle this Shego!"
"Yeah but I remember that every time you blab to her about the plan, she wins." Shego reminded the scientist, making him wince at hearing that.
"Oh, right." Drakken pressed a button as four claws shot through the ceiling attaching itself to the machine and it was revealed to be attached to a helicopter as it took off while Drakken, Shego and his henchmen grabbed onto the machine and Drakken was laughing evilly.
Getting to his feet, Naruto looked at Kim. "Quick, where's our helicopter?" He asked urgently.
Wincing, Kim put a hand to her forehead. "We didn't bring one."
"Oh…" Truthfully Naruto didn't know what to say. "That's bad."
"You think?"
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Kim was stirring some cereal while Naruto was eating over at her place while her Dad, a middle aged man with brown hair read the paper dressed in a white shirt with a red tie and black slacks. "I can't believe it." Mr. Possible muttered. "That Dr. Drakken fellow stole a factory."
Kim's eye twitched at hearing that while she ate and Naruto gave a shrug while Mr. Possible continued talking.
"While the hostages were being saved by world famous teen hero-Kim Possible?" Mr. Possible looked at his daughter with a smile. "Nice work honey."
Naruto chuckled at the praise that Kim got knowing that her parents weren't okay with her doing this kind of stuff in the beginning because of the danger, but after a while they began to accept it and he got Kim out of a few jams himself.
"Yeah, until I let Drakken get away." Kim muttered, mentally kicking herself for that. "I need to find out what he's up to before he takes over the world."
"Kim, Drakken isn't smart enough to tie his own shoes." Naruto told her and sadly, that was very true. "I think you can figure it out before anything bad happens."
"True." Kim muttered as she ate a spoonful of cereal. "And then there's that Josh thing."
"Josh?" Mr. Possible wasn't really paying attention as he flipped through the paper while Kim's eyes widened at her slip-up while her Dad was around. "Another mad scientist bent on world conquest?"
"So not." Kim retorted before smiling. "Josh is this guy I want to take to the dance."
Now Mr. Possible was paying attention as he tried not to go into overprotective father mode. "Don't you and Naruto here usually go to school functions together?"
"We agreed to find our own dates." Naruto answered as he watched Rufus dive into his cereal bowl and pushed it away. "I asked one girl and I think she said yes."
"Good for you." Mr. Possible congratulated before Kim spoke up.
"He asked Shego, one of Drakken's associates and got kicked in between his legs for it." Mr. Possible winced at hearing that one.
"But she didn't say no." Naruto argued.
"Anyways, Naruto and I are friends." She explained to her Dad for what felt like the thousandth time to her. "And Josh is a hottie."
Now Mr. Possible was trying not to have an ulcer while Naruto gave Kim a look. "Really? A hottie? That's your excuse."
"So says the guy who asks any girl he likes out except for that Hinata girl."
Naruto paled at the mention of Hinata. "That girl is a stalker!" He declared wildly before sighing. "Sure she's nice and I would like to be her friend, but she just looks at me and turns red whenever I look towards her."
"How is that result in her being a stalker?" Mr. Possible asked in confusion.
"She tried to spy on me in the Gym Locker Room Shower." Naruto deadpanned as Mr. Possible took a sip of his coffee causing the man to spew it out in shock.
"Noted." Mr. Possible coughed before looking at Kim. "And no talking about hottie's at the Breakfast table."
"Who's a hottie?" Kim's mom came in and she looked like an older version of Kim but with her hair in a bun and wearing a white lab coat and she had blue eyes.
Mr. Possible's jaw clenched. "We're not talking about it."
Kim ignored her Dad. "Josh Mankey."
Two identical boys came up the only way to tell them apart was that one wore a green vest while the other wore a red vest. "Ooh, Kim's got a boyfriend." They taunted her.
"Don't make me hurt you two." Kim muttered to her twin brothers.
"Eat your cereal." Mrs. Possible reprimanded her boys while Naruto was laughing at what was happening. "Eating breakfast with us again Naruto?"
"Considering there's an angry mob of people I pranked waiting to ambush me outside my home, I think I'm safer here." Naruto answered with a chuckle.
"What did you do?" The twins asked excitedly.
"Covered them in orange paint and glitter." Naruto chuckled at the memory while the twins howled in laughter and Mr. Possible snorted.
Mrs. Possible looked back at Kim. "So, this Josh boy cute?"
"Somebody gag me." Naruto muttered.
"Yuck." Rufus agreed.
Kim gave Naruto and Rufus a glare before continuing. "He's golden Mom."
"Er… That's good right?" Mrs. Possible asked Mr. Possible.
"I prefer it over hottie."
Kim continued. "He's cute, smart, talented and pretty quiet."
"Well I suppose that it's better Josh than Sasuke." Naruto glared at the cereal bowl as he uttered Sasuke's name.
"Sasuke?" Mrs. Possible looked at Kim.
"The number one rookie of the year in the Martial Art's Club for our year." Kim explained while agreeing with Naruto. "He has his own fan club of girls and some guys but he's a brooding jerk. Naruto just doesn't like him because his crush Sakura likes Sasuke."
"He's not that great." Naruto muttered before smirking. "I'm going to apply for the Martial Art's Club and beat Sasuke, so I can ask Sakura to the dance!"
He imagined it in his head.
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"Ugh!" Sasuke fell over with a black eye and a broken nose.
"You're so cool!" Sakura said with hearts in her eyes.
Naruto, who was in an extravagant outfit that was orange and for some reason had a small goatee smiled. "Will you do the honors of going to the dance with me, Sakura?" He asked smoothly, pulling a rose out of nowhere.
"Yes Naruto!" Sakura said before the image disappeared. "Naruto? Naruto!"
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Naruto blinked as Kim waved a hand in his face. "Sorry, what?"
"I don't think it's a good idea for you to enter the Martial Art's Club." Kim told him seriously.
"Why?" Naruto narrowed his eyes. "You don't think I'm good enough?"
"You got taken down by Shego yesterday." Kim reminded him. "Plus, Sakura hates your guts and every time you try to ask her she punches you in the head."
"That means she likes me." Naruto turned his head stubbornly. "She just doesn't know it yet."
"Naruto, that's abuse, not affection." Kim tried to explain to him. "I think she's going to give you brain damage if you keep this up."
Mrs. Possible and Mr. Possible just looked at each other before the twins approached Naruto. "You know what we think you should do?"
"What?" Naruto looked at the green twin.
"Send an anonymous e-mail." The red twin explained while waving his spoon in the air. "Round it in Sweden or someplace where it can't be traced."
Mr. Possible looked at the twins. "Your principal has been getting anonymous e-mails from Sweden." He said suspiciously.
"Uh… Gotta go!" Both twins took off.
"Kim, telling a boy that you like him is like getting in a pool of cold water." Mrs. Possible smiled at her daughter. "Take a deep breath and take the plunge."
Naruto chuckled as he took out a pill bottle and a bottle of water before downing two. "Hey Naruto, why do you even take those?" Kim asked curiously because she's seen him take them ever since she met him.
"Oh they're for my allergies." Naruto replied with a smile as he put the pills up. "I have bad nasal symptoms due to the pollen in the air."
"Ew." Kim muttered thinking about that.
"Well, I should go." Naruto stood up as Rufus got back in his pocket and he put the bowl in the dishwasher. "Thanks for letting me eat breakfast here!"
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At school, Naruto took a deep breath as he and Kim walked through the school. "Before the days out, I'm going to ask Josh to the dance!" Kim said to him.
"Good luck." Naruto gave a fist bump to her. "And I'm going to ask Sakura to one as well."
With that he walked to class to see the pink haired, green-eyed girl. "Hey Sakura-."
"No!"
Naruto's face fell. "You didn't let me finish."
"Is it about the dance?"
"Yes."
"Then no."
"But Sakura-." Naruto was cut off by a fist to the head.
"I SAID NO DUMBASS!"
Naruto was on the floor in pain for a few seconds before he got up. "Well there went that plan." He muttered as he walked by a classroom in time to hear Sakura's voice.
"Hey Sasuke, do you want to go to the dance?" Looking over Naruto felt his eyes narrow when he saw a boy wearing a blue jacket with onyx colored hair that was in the shape of a ducks butt for some reason.
"Back off forehead!" A blonde haired girl wearing purple glared at Sakura. "I'm asking Sasuke to the dance."
"Dream on Ino-Pig." Sakura scoffed.
"Grr." Naruto had fire in his eyes. "What does Sasuke have that I don't?"
Rufus came out of Naruto's pocket and onto his shoulder and shrugged as he walked in only for Sakura to frown.
"Why do you carry that ugly thing with you anyways idiot?"
Rufus glared at Sakura and Naruto actually felt angry for a second. "Hey, don't talk about Rufus that way!"
"He's hideous." Ino muttered.
'Kim's right, what did I see in her?' Naruto thought because he didn't like it when someone insulted Rufus but he looked at her. 'Oh right, she is still beautiful.'
"It's nothing more than a stupid rat." Sasuke said to Naruto making the blonde glare.
"Who asked you duck butt?"
"DON'T TALK TO SASUKE LIKE THAT!" Sakura screeched making some of the class cover their ears. "IF HE SAYS THAT IT'S A STUPID RAT, THEN IT'S A STUPID RAT!"
"Alright, settle down." A brown haired teacher walked in wearing a blue suit. "Did everyone do the assignment last night?"
"Yes Mr. Iruka." The class chorused while Naruto went pale.
'Shit, I knew I was forgetting something.'
"Good, it'll be turned in tomorrow." Naruto sighed in relief as Iruka droned on about History.
'Saved by sheer luck… I wonder if Kim's having better luck than I am right now.' Then Naruto had anime tears sliding down his face. 'Sakura turned me down again.'
"Um… Naruto." A shy voice came from behind and Naruto turned only to pale as he saw Hinata Hyuga, a girl with short purple hair wearing a white jacket. "C-C-Can I-I speak with you?"
'Oh man.' Even though she's a nice person, Naruto was still freaking out over the fact that she stalks him almost every day.
But he didn't want to come off like a jerk.
"Sure." Naruto smiled a bit, wondering why he was doing this instead of running in the opposite direction.
"W-W-well… I… I was h-h-hop-hoping maybe we could-."
"Do you want to share with the rest of the class?" Iruka's voice came from behind them making Hinata go 'Eep.' And turn red.
"N-No."
'Thank you Mr. Iruka.'
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Naruto was smirking as he entered the gym during Cheerleading Practice in time to see that it was just ending. "KP!" He called out to the captain.
Kim turned around. "Any luck?" She asked even though she knew the answer.
"No." Naruto muttered with his arms crossed. "But she's warming up to me." Then he looked at Kim. "What about you?"
"Every time I try, something is always getting in the way." Kim admitted as she sat down. "First a crowd of people, than an embarrassing moment in Lunch and now he just left after I lost my focus and the pyramid failed… And I accidently ripped the dance banner he made."
Naruto opened his mouth to say something when a familiar beeping cut him off.
"What's the sitch?" Kim asked as she turned on the Kimmunicator forgetting her other problem.
"I have a lead on the Yakanumi case." Wade answered with a grin. "How soon can you get there?"
"Right now." Kim promised and she looked up to see Naruto grinning wildly.
"Told you that we'll stop Drakken before anything happens."
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Rufus was shivering while they were in a snow truck. "I told you to bring a coat." Naruto muttered as he wrapped Rufus up in a scarf. "But you didn't listen to me, naked and snow just doesn't work."
"Let's recap." Kim said to change the subject while Rufus smiled in the warmth of the scarf.
"Got it." Pulling out a picture, Naruto coughed and began. "The subjects name is Josh Wendell Mankey-."
"I meant about Drakken." Kim rolled her eyes before frowning. "Why do you have a picture of him anyways?"
"… Oh…" Naruto put the picture up in embarrassment, hoping that Kim wouldn't find out about the prank planned for Josh. "No reason?"
"Wait, his middle name is Wendell?"
Naruto scoffed. "It could be."
"I see that you did your research." Kim said sarcastically.
"I swear that the rest of my report is true." Naruto promised.
"Gossiping around the school?"
"… Maybe."
"Okay kids we're here." A man with a red beard said as he pulled his truck over.
"Thanks for the lift, Heimlich." Kim waved as she put a snow helmet on.
"Oh Kim, you're silly." Heimlich chuckled as he handed them snowboards. "It's the least I could do after you saved my village from that avalanche last year."
"Thanks Heimlich!" Naruto waved as he got his snowboard and followed Kim. "So what the now?"
Kim was looking through some binoculars. "I think I see Drakken's lair."
"Can I see?" Naruto asked curiously as Kim gave him the binoculars and he looked to see what looked like an evil castle on the side of a hill. "… That just practically screams Drakken."
Handing the binoculars back to Kim, Wade spoke up at that time. "I hacked into the security system but it's tight, he even added sensor beams and I can't deactivate them… But I could juice the frequency so you could see them."
"Please and thank you." Kim said with a smile.
Not even ten seconds passed before the red beams showed up below. "Nice work" Naruto complimented.
"It was nothing." Wade looked nonchalant but he was chuckling at how easy it was.
"So we need to get in there." Kim muttered before Naruto smirked. "What?"
"I have a plan."
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"This was your plan?" Kim and Naruto were surrounded by Drakken's henchmen. "I have never been captured so fast."
"I know, but it got us inside of the base didn't it?" Naruto asked with a smirk.
"Don't mind me." Shego was on a railway above them while Drakken's henchmen held Tasers. "I just came to watch."
With a frown, Kim used three of the henchmen as a springboard to get up to the railway while Naruto rolled his eyes.
"So what's up?" Naruto asked the henchmen with his hands in his pocket and the only answer he got was the Tasers powering up. "Don't talk much do you?"
As they came closer, Rufus popped out of Naruto's backpack with a small brown ball.
"I'm warning you, I'm not afraid to use this." Naruto threatened as he held the ball ready to throw it.
"A ball?" One of them asked stupidly.
"Maybe." Naruto held his breath as he threw it down.
Brown fumes came out as the henchmen started to gag. "W-What is this stuff?" One of them asked.
"Anastasia mixed with my gym socks and stuff from the Middleton Town Dump." Naruto walked forward with a gas mask while Rufus had a miniature one. "The good stuff."
When the henchmen fell over unconscious, Naruto looked to see Kim and Shego fighting hand to hand. "Meow, catfight." Naruto muttered as Kim was nearly knocked off the edge but she did a front flip to kick Shego back.
"Yup." Rufus agreed.
Shego heard that as she parried two arm thrusts from Kim. "When I'm done here I'm going to castrate you!" She shouted to Naruto who went pale.
But that distraction was enough for Kim to pull out a lip gloss case and she held her breath as she opened it and it was another stink bomb formula that caused Shego to faint.
"… I would swear that Wade uses the same formula as me, but I can tell it's different." Naruto muttered.
"So not the time." Kim retorted before they heard Drakken laughing as he came down on a small red lift.
"Ah, my teenaged foe… And the buffoon."
Naruto glared at Drakken. "Oi! I am so going to prank your blue ass once you're behind bars again!"
Drakken narrowed his eyes as he pressed a button and the assembly machine he stole from the factory surrounded him until it became a giant red mecha. "You were saying?"
"… That would be so awesome if it wasn't trying to kill us." Naruto chuckled weakly as Kim gave him a look.
"Move!" Kim dove in and got them out of the way as Drakken open fired at them and they used the smoke from the blast to hide before Kim got her Kimmunicator out. "Wade, we're fighting a giant robot."
"That used to be a robot assembly line." Wade said as he quickly opened the plans. "Yakanumi built in an override which I can bet that Drakken didn't look for."
"Yipe!" Rufus shouted making them look up to see Drakken throwing a crate at them so Naruto grabbed Kim's wrist before diving out of the way.
"Good call Rufus, extra ramen and cheese for you when we get home." Naruto promised his friend before looking at Kim. "What's the game plan?"
"We need to find that override." Kim said before she took off running allowing Drakken to open fire at her but she did some flips to dodge them easily.
In a fit of rage, Drakken slammed his fist on the controls. "Why did she have to be a cheerleader? If she was on the debate team I would've fried her already."
Seeing what Kim was doing, Naruto threw a few smoke bombs to hide her from view. "Hey Poppa Smurf, yo mamma was so ugly that people thought that she was Frankenstein's wife!"
"WHAT?!" Drakken whirled on him and open fired causing Naruto to run like hell.
"In hindsight, not the best thing to say!" Naruto shouted as he was nearly vaporized a few times. "I really need to join that Martial Art's Club to get better at fighting."
Meanwhile, Kim was climbing on the robots back. "Where is that override?" She muttered before a camera shot out and showed where she was to Drakken, before she destroyed it to show the override, so she jacked the Kimmunicator into it. "You're in Wade."
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"Got it!" Wade typed furiously until-.
"Password?"
"Oh crap." Wade thought a bit. "Yakanumi?"
"Access denied."
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"Get off my back!" Drakken had the machine twirl around rapidly to try to get her off, but Naruto threw a fart bomb inside of the machine and it exploded making Drakken choke a bit. "What is that stench?!"
"Me whenever I eat a burrito!" Naruto quipped as he came in kicking Drakken back. "It's so effective that I made it my fart bomb!"
"How many bombs do you have?!" Kim asked a little sick from the spinning robot before she saw the override.
"Plenty." Naruto laughed as Drakken got back up. "I have Knockout Bombs, Flash Bang Bombs, Smoke Bombs, Fart Bombs, and Pepper Spray Bombs-." He was cut off when Drakken pushed him near the window causing him to fall out, but he grabbed the edge.
Rufus however fell out of his pocket and fell screaming.
"RUFUS!" Naruto screamed in horror before Kim swung down there with her grappling hook and grabbed him. "I owe ya KP!"
"Take me shopping and we'll call it even." Kim called over making Naruto's face go pale before he sighed to his fate.
"… Deal." He just knew that it was going to bite into his wallet, but she probably said that because last time he had her pay the bill to Ichiraku's and that was a high one considering how many bowls he ate.
"WHAT?!" Drakken was shocked that Kim pulled that off as he used the robot arms to kill her, so Kim put Rufus in her pocket and flipped back and forth between the arms, before she was caught and the other arm was preparing a laser. "Goodbye Kim Possible!"
"KP!" Naruto crawled back into the robot to stop Drakken.
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"Z-Boy?" Wade typed quickly.
"Access Denied."
"Ugh! I don't have time for this." Wade bashed his head on his desk.
"Konichuwa."
Wade's eyes widened. "Konichuwa." He typed it in.
"Access Granted."
"Yes!"
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"Score!" Wade's voice came on through the speakers as the laser died down.
"Wade." Kim sounded relieved before Drakken screamed in pain as Naruto gave the man a wedgie.
"Are we done yet?" Naruto asked before Shego, who just woke up, threw something and knocked the Kimmunicator off the robot and she landed in the dome where Naruto was. "Uh… You're not still mad about that last comment are you?"
Shego had murder in her eyes.
"I'll take that as a yes and I just have this to say… IT WAS TOTALLY WORTH IT!" Naruto ran from Shego as much as he could inside the machine before Kim kicked her back. "Thanks KP!"
"Anytime." Kim said before Shego tried to wrestle Kim back and they got into a martial Arts fight with Naruto making cat calls. "DIDN'T YOU LEARN NOT TO DO THAT BY NOW?!" Kim shouted as Shego tried to get past her to kill Naruto.
"Maybe, but I can't help it." Naruto admitted with a shrug before his eyes widened. "Look out!"
Turning back, Kim got socked in the face by Shego, who came at Naruto as he looked around for a weapon, but all he saw was the metal rod that Shego threw at the Kimmunicator, so he picked it up and managed to block a hit.
"So, is it still a no for Friday?" Naruto asked casually as he blocked more attempts made to kill him.
"So not the time to ask for a date." Kim grabbed the controls and twisted the robot to where Shego and Drakken fell out before the robot tripped on the debris on the floor. "Jump!"
"I REGRET NOTHING!" Naruto screamed as they jumped out before Kim used her grappling hook to swing out of there after grabbing a hold of Naruto. "Uh… Can we do that again?"
Kim rolled her eyes but she smiled at Naruto's joke. "You ready to go home?"
"You know it." Naruto chuckled before he got serious. "Why do I get the feeling that we're forgetting something?"
"YOU THINK YOU'RE ALL THAT!" Drakken shouted from the debris that kept him and Shego pinned down. "BUT YOU'RE NOT!"
"And all is right with the world again!" Naruto exclaimed and this time Kim did laugh while Rufus got out of Kim's pocket and ran back to Naruto. "Glad to see you're okay buddy."
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The next day they were walking back through school. "Kim, cheer up!" Naruto said to his friend. "Drakken is stopped, the world is saved yet again, and I'm taking you shopping today, so all is good."
"I still didn't ask Josh out yet." Kim muttered with her arms crossed.
"So ask him already!" Naruto messed with his hair in frustration. "I asked Sakura a hundred times already."
"And you got turned down each time." Kim pointed out making Naruto go into the emo corner but she sighed. "Anyways, Drakken was a cake walk to this."
Naruto busted out laughing. "If you can take on a freak super villain that's hell-bent on world domination then you can take on Josh Mankey."
"Kim!" Wade's voice came out through the Kimmunicator. "He just left third period and he's headed your way!"
"What?!" Kim had a panicked look as she took the Kimmunicator out.
"How do you know that?" Naruto felt the need to ask.
"The GPS on his cell phone." Wade answered before looking back at Kim. "He's passing the gym."
Kim looked around before she ran into the custodian's closet pulling Naruto in with her. "Wow Kim, I didn't know you were this type of girl." Naruto joked before he was punched in the shoulder. "Ow! Okay I deserved that one. But seriously, you pretty much crossed the line here."
"… I can't do this." Kim ran out of the custodian office causing Naruto to sigh as he waited a few minutes before walking out.
"Oh boy." Rufus muttered as he looked at Naruto realizing what he was going to do.
"Kim, you so owe me for this." Naruto muttered as he walked around, ignoring glares from the people he pranked before he saw his target. "Josh Mankey?"
Josh looked at him. "Hey, Naruto right?" He asked and Naruto immediately liked him since he remembered his name, so he took the guy off his prank list.
"Yeah, you have a sec?"
"Sure." Josh closed his locker. "What's up?"
"What do you think of Kim?" Naruto asked curiously and Josh actually looked nervous a bit before he hid it.
"She's cool." He said but Naruto could see that he liked her.
"Well, she's been trying to ask you to the dance but she is too nervous." Naruto threw an arm around Josh's shoulder. "So I'm doing this without her knowing because I think you two will have a great time at the dance."
"But aren't you two-?" Josh looked confused.
"Oh, no we're not a couple." Naruto chuckled at Josh's face. "We're just friends since Pre-K who happen to get caught up in saving the world and since I know that you like her, ask her to the dance."
"Sure, thanks man." Josh walked away after thanking Naruto as he walked off to see Sakura going after Sasuke trying to get a date and he felt like going back to the emo corner.
"Kim's getting a date but I'm still dateless." Naruto pouted as Rufus climbed onto his shoulder and pat it. "Thanks buddy."
"No problamo." Rufus squeaked.
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"Hey Kim." Kim turned shocked to see Josh behind her.
"Josh, uh I-. What- uh."
"Naruto told me you want to go to the dance with me." Josh explained with a smile causing Kim's face to go red in embarrassment.
'I'm going to kill him.' She thought before saying. "Sorry about that-."
"So will you?"
Kim blinked in shock and confusion. "Say what?"
"I would've asked sooner but I was certain that you and Naruto were-."
"Oh, OH!" Kim laughed a bit seeing why Josh avoided her a bit. "Uh, sure I would love to."
"So, pick you up at seven?" Josh asked nervously.
"Sure." Kim smiled as Josh walked off. 'Naruto, I so owe you one.' Then she remembered that Naruto was still dateless. "I think I know how to return the favor."
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"Got any tens?" Naruto was playing go-fish with Rufus as the little guy sat on the table holding some cards.
"Nuh-uh." Rufus replied.
"Damn it, how are you good at playing this?" Naruto asked before someone coughed and Naruto turned, only for his eyes to widen when he saw Britina. "What are you doing at Middleton?"
"Kim told me that you don't have a date to the dance." Britina said with a laugh at Naruto's fallen face. "And since you helped out with the fire in the Chicago show, I figured I could go with you if you want."
"R-Really?" Naruto asked when he realized what Kim did.
"Sure, it'll be fun, but it's only as a friend." Britina said teasingly.
"I'll take it!" Naruto accepted happily.
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Everyone but three people were enjoying the dance later that night.
Bonnie was glaring at the fact that Kim was dancing with Josh and she was still in denial that Naruto of all people got a date with Britina.
Sakura glared at Naruto, convinced at the fact that he blackmailed the pop star into going with him but she didn't say anything because she was still disappointed that Sasuke wasn't here.
And Finally, Hinata was looking on with sadness that Naruto had someone going with him, she could also see that he was a little freaked out by her and she knew that it was probably from the Locker Room Incident.
What really happened was that she was hiding from her cousin Neji and she ended up going into the wrong Locker Room. She didn't even know that Naruto was in there until he came out in a towel and she fainted immediately after seeing his physique, which gave the wrong impression.
As she sighed a black haired boy came up to her wearing a grey hoodie. "Hey Hinata, you want to dance?"
Looking over, Hinata smiled when she saw her friend Kiba Inuzuka. "S-Sure."
Naruto smiled as he saw that, hoping that she would get over her crush of him and move on in life without becoming a stalker as he focused back to Britina. "Thanks for this."
Britina giggled. "Like I said, I owed you and Kim both."
At that point Kim's Kimmunicator went off, but she turned it off before going back to the dance.
'Nothing can ruin this night.' Naruto thought as he continued to enjoy the dance.
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Drakken muttered as he scratched his itchy prison uniform. "I will get Kim Possible and her bratty sidekick, who's name always escapes me."
Shaking his head he went to use the bathroom, not noticing the car battery behind the toilet until he went number one.
"AAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!" Drakken screamed in pain so loudly that the guards outside of the prison could hear him. "IT BURNS!"
To Be Continued…
Phew, this was a challenge and I hope that you enjoyed this! So please review and tell me what you think! Did I do good with the characters?
Oh and as for what happened to Ron, that will be explained when Naruto finds out he's adopted. And for those Hinata and Naruto couple lovers this is not a HiNa, or a NaruTa or whatever term they use for Hinata and Naruto.
I do like that pairing, but seriously?! For the first half of the Naruto series she stalked him!
If it was me I would've yelled. "RAPE! RAPE! … FIRE TRUCK! AMBULANCE!"
… Nobody look's if you scream rape anymore but everyone looks if you scream fire truck or ambulance… Just don't scream Police otherwise everyone will run.
*Coughs* Anyway's Naruto will get over Sakura eventually and he is a bit of a perv in this but let's face it, everyone is a pervert; some just don't listen to those thoughts.
If you say that you don't think about that stuff then you are lying through your teeth.
This will be an eventual KimxNaruto pairing. NO HAREMS!
And I hope that I did Rufus good because his character is hard as hell to do.
Alright, ULW is signing out so goodbye and Happy Halloween!