Disclaimer: UnknownWomanC: Today we've got another special guest. I've been looking forward to introducing him for a very log time. The Ninja!

Ninja: uh...why am I tied up? and who the heck are you?!

UnknownWomanC: I am a Lore Master buddy. This is my show. Your job is simple just do the disclaimer and i'll let you go..."

Howard: She's crazy but she is the cheese. seriously, you should totally do this. Just think of how much more popular you'll be if you do this.

Ninja: *Sigh* if I do this. Do you promise to let me and everyone else go?

UnknownWomanC: I swear I will let everyone go!

Ninja: Fine! UnknowWomanC does not own Randy Cunninham 9th Grade Ninja All rights go to their original owners/creators.

Howard: Now on with the story!

UnknowWomanC: Well said.

Howard: Thanks. You too.

Prologue

My name is Alessa Williams (I prefer Ally). I was just a normal girl livng in New York City. Before my family decided they missed their old home and decided to drag us all the way back . Home of the Ninja and monsters and robots. Yup worst decision they've ever made. But at least it won't be boring.

My first day. Loved. Hated it. But I wouldn't relive it. Even if you paid me. Mostly because of I guess a bad case of mistaken identity. Apparently there was someone here who looked almost exactly like me. Her name was the sorceress. only she had black hair and mine is brown. Well, brown with a purple streak down one of bangs.I wasn't sure whether or not I liked being mistaken for someone so supposedly evil. But needless to say I didn't have any friends. Yet...

Lunch time finally came around and It was taco tuesday. Someone kid behind me was saying how he couldn't believe some of the stuff that actually went into the tacos here at Norrisville High School. Unable to resist I added:

"If you think that's bad you should go to Central Park High School in New York City. There chicken patties are made with some of the strangest ingredients. Heh. Never thought I would miss how gross theier food was..." I veered off. They probably didn't need to know that.

"No way. Really?" I turned in surprise and found myself face to face with a chubby red haired teenage boy.

"My name is Angel. And yes way. I could write stories on some of the schnastiest things i've seen there. blegh!" I responded and introduced myself.

"I'm Howard Weinerman and this is my best bud Randy you new here? I don't think I've seen you around?" Howard asked.

We went to sit at a luch table ad I responded.

"Nope I'm New.I hope I'm not bothering you guys by joining you at your table. It seems like everyone here is kind of..." I veered off again not wanting to be rude.

"Mean?" Cunningham asked.

"Kind of. I was recently told that I look like someone who had attacked the school. By creating a a love sick teenage boy zombie army. It's making it really hard to make friends..." I sighed.

"Well...You don't seem like her. So I guess we could be you want...I mean you don't have to" Cunningham said, Looking nervous for some reason.

"Cunningham are you feeling ok?" Howard asked, Alerting me to the fact that this wasn't normal behavior for him.

While those two talked I spied a familiar sight. Something I used to see all the time at my old school.

"Who's that?" I asked slightly disgusted by this guys bullying actions.

"Oh...You mean him? That's Bash. He's the resident school bully." Howard told me.

"Right. Well i'll be right back." I said getting up.

"What exactly are you planning to do?" Cunningham asked.

"I can't just sit by and let someone beat up on the defenseless" I turned around and smiled.

"Well... we aren't gonna see her ever again." Howard said resuming eating his lunch.

I walked over to Bash determined to give him an earful. I made it just in time to stop him from punching a nerd boy (no nicer way to put it I'm a nerd so yeah. I like being a nerd.)from getting hit by grabbing Bash's fist.

"You should know better than to pick on those weaker than yourself. So back off" I judo flipped him into the wall.

"T-thanks...Where'd you learn to do that?" The band nerd asked.

"My parents made learn Martial Arts" I admitted reluctantly.

"Good for you. Now, normally I don't hit girls but I think I'll make a exception for you" Bash said going to punch me now.

Not seeing a reason to continue this conflict I dodged his punch and headed toward the door calling out to Randy and Howard:

"Bye guys! See ya later" I called running out of there as fast as I could.

I later found out that the band nerd I rescued was a boy named Bucky. Geez...His parents must have hated him.

This Place. Norrisville. It might not be so bad after all.