stalker: the simpsons
Disclaimer: I do not own the Simpsons or it's characters.
Note: This is not really story for any particular person. If anything it is a little cheat-guide I have created to help myself with my stories. I am mostly creating this because there were several different details about the characters or the town that I didn't know or simply couldn't remember; and the wiki pages I would find were not that helpful to me. Now if you do love the Simpsons and have these same problems I have been facing,then please read and be inspired by the tiny details that you may find.
For fun, the first thing I will post is the things Bart writes in the intro; within seasons 1-6.
Season 1,
·I will not waste chalk.
·I will not skateboard in the halls.
·I will not burp in class.
·I will not instigate revolution.
·I will not draw nakes ladies in class.
·I did not see Elvis.
·I will not call the teacher 'Hot Cakes'.
·Garlic gum is not funny.
·They are laughing at me, not with me.
·I will not yell 'fire' in a crowded classroom.
Season 2,
·I will not encourage others to fly.
·Tar is not a plaything.
·I will not xerox my butt.
·I wil not trade pants with others.
·I am not a 32 year old woman.
·I will not do that thing with my tongue.
·I will not drive the principal's car.
·I will not pledge Allegiance to Bart.
·I will not sell school property.
·I will not cut corners.
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·I will not get very farwith this attitude.
·I will not make flatulent noises in class.
·I will not belch the national anthem.
·I will not sell land in Florida.
·I will not sell school property. (Again)
·I will not grease the monkey bars.
·I will not hide behind the fifth amendment.
·I will not do anything bad ever again.
·I will not show off. (Fancy script.)
·I will not sleep through my education.
Season 3,
·I am not a dentist.
·Spitwads are not free speech.
·Nobody likes sunburn slappers.
·High explosives and school don't mix.
·I will finish what I sta(trails off).
·"Bart Bucks" are not legal Tendar.
·Underwear should be worn on the inside.
·The Christmas pageant does not stink.
·I will not torment the emotionally frail.
·I will not carve gods.
·I will not spank others.
·I will not aim for the head.
·I will not barf unless I am sick.
·I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge.
·I will not conduct my own fire drills.
·Funny noises are not funny.
·I will not spin the turtle.
·I will not snap bras.
·I will not fake seizures.
Season 4,
·This punishment is not boring and pointless.
·My name is not "Dr. Death."
·I will not defame New Orleans.
·I will not prescribe medication.
·I will not bury the new kid.
·I will not teach others to fly.
·I will not bring sheep to class.
·A burp is not an answer.
·Teacher is not a Leper.
·Coffee is not for kids. (spelled crazily)
·I will not eat things for money.
·I will not yell "she's dead" during roll call.
·The principal's toupee is not a frisbee.
·I will not call the principal "spud head".
·Goldfish don't bounce.
·Mud is not one of the four food groups.
·No one is interested in my underpants.
·I will not sell miracle cures.
·I will return the seeing eye dog.
·I do not have Diplomatic immunity.
·I will not charge admission to the bathroom.
Season 5,
·I will never win an Emmy
·The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy.
·All work and no play make Bart a dull boy.
·I will not say "Springfield" just to get applause.
·I will not authorized to fire a substitute teachers.
·My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man.
·I will not go near the kindergarden turtle.
·I am not delightfully saucy.
·Organ transplants are best left to the professionals.
·The pledge of allegiance does not end with hail satan.
·I will not celebrate meaningless milestones.
·There are plenty of businesses like show business.
·I will not re-transmit without the express premission of major league baseball.
·Five days is not too long to wait for a gun.
Season 6,
·Beans are neither fruit nor musical
·No one is interested in my underpants. (Again)
·I will not use abbrev.
·I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis Jr.
·I will not send lard through the mail.
·I will dissect things unless instructed.
·I will not whittle hall passes out of soap.
·My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man. (Again)
·Ralph won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough.
·Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the principal.
·Bag man is not a legitimate career choice.
·Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does.
·Next time it could be me on the scaffolding.
·I will not hang donuts on my person.
·I will remember to take my medication.
·I will not strut around like I own the place.
·The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far.
·I do not have power of attorney over first graders.
·Nerve gas is not a toy
·I will not mock Mrs. Dumbface.
·The first amendment does not cover burping.
·This is not a clue... Or is it?
I really like this last one because it is within the first half of Who Shot Mr. Burns. I will continue to study the Simpsons, seeing how they change and whatnot. And if this stalker page does well, then perhaps I will do this with the other shows I am writing about.