Raging Teenage Hormones

by pleasebiteme

Completely OOC, but in my opinion, hilarious. -“These aren’t earphones. They’re my new toaster,” he said matter-of-factly. "How does it work?” Danny asked skeptically. “I haven’t figured it out yet…” “He’s stoned!” Jazz exclaimed...etc.

I have entered a new fandom! Wahoo! Please review, this was insannnnnely fun. :D

"Gonna catch 'em all 'cause he's Danny Phantom!" Tucker screamed, walking into the Fenton household.

"Who's Danny Phantom?" Maddie asked brainlessly. "It sounds a lot like Danny Fenton…Oh, my Gosh! Danny, are you going through a mid-life crisis?"

"Mom, I'm fourteen…" Danny replied lazily. "I mean, honestly. The song says, "Yo, Danny Fenton, he was just fourteen."

"When we built a very strange machine?"

"Of course," Tucker said, playing with a dangerous looking doodad designed for ghost hunting.

Tucker, always the delayed one, shifted towards Danny and said, "I thought for sure she'd cracked the code with the Phantom stuff!" in a hushed tone.

"Tucker, you're shouting.

"Really?"

"Yes. Take your earphones out."

"These aren't earphones. They're my new toaster," he said matter-of-factly.

"How does it work?" Danny asked skeptically.

"I haven't figured it out yet…"

"He's stoned!" Jazz exclaimed as she walked down the stairs.

"Maybe a little…" Tucker admitted sheepishly.

At that moment, Sam burst through the door and flew into Danny's arms. "Danny! I need you! Will you run into the sunset with me? We can live happily every after," she promised.

"Yeah, sure. There's nothing good on T.V. anyways."

Jazz was outraged. "Danny, you can't just leave your family!"

"But Jazz, you're all worthless jackasses."

She shrugged. "That may be true, but it's still not right. Mom! Dad!" she shouted.

"Yes, honey?" both Maddie and Jack said at the same time.

"Danny's a ghost."

Danny gasped.

"Payback," she snarled.

Danny pouted and changed into ghost form. "So, dad, are you gonna rip me up molecule by molecule now?"

"Of course not! I don't have to. Now I know what a ghost is made up of!"

"What's that?" Danny asked curiously.

"Raging teenage hormones."

"Oh. Hey, Sam, you wanna go do inappropriate things in the Fenton-mobile?"

"Is that what it's called?" Jazz asked stupidly.

"I'm not sure, I haven't watched the show in a while."

"Let's go!" Sam said, dragging Danny out the door.

"Well, isn't that nice?" Maddie said.

"Mom, are you high, too?"

"Of course," Tucker answered for her. "I sold her the goods."

"You sold my mother weed?!"

"Yes."

She handed him a wad of cash. "Hook me up."

Lolz, I'd like to thank skitzofrenic for inspiring me to do a Danny Phantom fic. o.O

Weeeeeeeeeee!