Hey ppl. I've decided to make a one shot about a warrior's version of Super Smash Brothers Brawl. If I get at least 5 reviews there will be another chapie. I don't own Warriors or SSBB but I do own Sharppaw, Lightningpaw, Bluewolf and Grayfoot who just happen to be in my other story (Warriors: A Kittypet's Journey).
Battle One
Sharppaw: Hello peoples and welcome to Super Smash Bros. Brawl! (Crowd roars like a lion) That was creepy. Anyways, I'm Sharppaw and-
Squirrelpaw: And I'm Squirrelpaw.
Sharppaw: And you're not on this show (pushes Squirrelpaw off stage). Well, now that that is taken care of, let's begin. In our first battle-
Squirrelpaw: (covered in paint) Brambleclaw will fight Pit. Let's see how this turns out, huh Sharppaw.
Sharppaw: -sigh- What do you want?
Squirrelpaw: (singing) Cause we all just wanna be big rock stars. Live in hill- (speaking) Wait what? I wanna be a co-host!
Sharppaw: I don't need a co-host. If I did it would be Lightningpaw, NOT you. You can um, tell us what's going on on the battlefield.
Squirrelpaw: Okay. Let's begin.
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Firestar: 3, 2, 1, Fight!
Brambleclaw: Hey! That's not fair. Pit has wings. And a bow that he uses as a sword.
Pit: You scared, Bramblefart?
Brambleclaw: No way… um, Jose?
Squirrelpaw: Great comeback Bramblefart.
Brambleclaw: Now you jus- YOWL! Ouch Pit. That really hurt.
Pit: Hrr-ah!! (Sound affects are much better when you have the game.)
Brambleclaw: Looks like I'm blasting off again. (Disappears as a little star like Team Rocket did in the original Pokemon series.)
Squirrelpaw: Oh wow! A two hit K.O. That didn't go so well for Bramblefart.
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Sharppaw: (rolling around on floor) Hahaha, Bramblefart. Hahaha, holy StarClan. That is too funny. Wait. What? I'm on. Oh great. Well Bramblefar- I mean Brambleclaw lost, so I s'pose Bluewolf and Grayfoot will fight Giant Link. They should be able to take out Toon Link; they were, after all, trained in FlameClan. Wait. Grayfoot hasn't finished his training in the other story so he should still be GrayPAW!!
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Firestar: 3, 2, 1, Go!!
Squirrelpaw: Alright… um I don't know Bluewolf or Grayfoot so I'll um hope Link- Hey he's the Two-legs I saved Feathertail from!! Oh wait. I'm supposed to watch the battle. O.K. So Bluewolf is tripping Link and Grayfoot is clawing him. Oh no. Bluewolf duck a boomera- Oh look a butterfly. (walks off screen)
Bluewolf: Take that stupid Two-legs(scratches Link, Link falls off screen, Grayfoot gets Final Smash and turns into a giant mutated cat; Grayfoot attacks Link and Link dies.)
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Sharppaw: Well that wraps up this episode, but of course there might not be another episode unless ppl REVIEW!! So please review and you can even choose who fights who. Good bye.
Screen goes black then…
Squirrelpaw: Hey where did everyone go? Sharppaw ended the show without me?! If you ppl review I can beat him up on the next episode. Cause if you guys don't review then I'll have to wait till FlameClan comes to the lake in RiverLee's other story and that could take FOREVER! Uhg. Please review.
Seriously listen to the apprentices. They have the right idea. Review so they can beat each other up.