The Morphiess and King Vegeta Special part 1
A very long time ago before World War 2 and after World War 1, on a planet called Planet Primal; there was a handsome twelve-year-old named Morphiess. He had dark blue hair, blue teal skin, yellow eyes and he was the prince of the planet.
He was the younger brother of Queen Flora who handed their mom and dad over to Freezer during the Primal Changeling genocide on Planet Freezer, where Freezer had them beheaded and that is how Flora became queen! Morphiess also had a young sister named La Keisha who was kind hearted and would have never done that to his parents, so when she found out that her parents were killed by that cold-hearted Freezer he depended on Morphiess to take care of her.
Flora had always hated the way her parents ran Planet Primal, she was a stern, cruel and intellectual woman, and she loved her brother and sister oddly enough. She was not your typical despot she was actually trying to bring stability back to the planet after the murder of her parents, of course, Morphiess did not know that she had them murdered by Freezer, he did not find out until later.
One day Morphiess was in the throne room arguing with Flora while their six-year-old sister La Keisha was playing dominos on the floor, "Why do I have to go to school for anyways? All the kids in home school make fun of me!" Morphiess said.
Flora was mad at him she knew that he was not her cup of tea, but he was her heir to the thrown and she wanted to get him into shape so that he could rule next if something were to happen to her, "Well Morphiess did it ever occur to you that maybe you are a pervert?" She asked.
"I don't know what you mean," Morphiess said pretending to look innocent.
All the sudden La Keisha took out a magazine with naked alien girls on the cover of it, "Here you go Morphiess I found your magazine like you asked me to!"
"Thanks a lot La Keisha!" Morphiess said blushing badly.
"Give me that!" Flora said grabbing the magazine from La Keisha and looking at it, "Fascinating things in here," she said scanning through the magazine.
"I know," Morphiess said raising his eyebrows.
"I was talking about the articles Morphiess!" Flora said throwing the magazine towards one of the high priests hitting him in the head.
"Why should I listen to you anyways, you always boss me around, I don't want a woman to boss me around!" Morphiess said.
"You no longer need a private tutor; in fact I'm going to send you to planet Freezer for a good education!" Flora said.
Morphiess' eyes grew wide, "What? Dear sister, aren't you forgetting that Freezer murdered mum and dad in the Primal Changeling genocide?" Morphiess asked.
"You're going and that's final!" Flora yelled.
"Oh bollocks!" Morphiess said.
Morphiess was in the space pod the next day after he packed and he listened to his radio in the space pod, it was a rap song, though that music style did not exist on Earth yet. He could do nothing but rap to it.
"I think I can knock your lights out! I must say I want to fuck you! I must say I want to fuck you!" Morphiess sang in a rather bad singing voice.
Later on the space pod landed on Planet Freezer, Freezer, Cooler and Dodoria waited for Morphiess to arrive, "Why do I have to see that stupid, arrogant, vain brat again?" Freezer asked crossing his arms.
"Because you have his sister's trust and the Primal Changelings are under my protection on this planet and will be once you break the trust between his sister and you." Cooler said.
"Damn why didn't you let me kill every last one of them?" Freezer asked.
"Because Flora gave you the king and queen so that you would leave them alone?" Cooler asked shrugging his shoulders.
Then Morphiess stepped out of the pod, "He's probably coming out of the space pod now! Act normal!" Dodoria yelled.
Dodoria was skinner back then and was in much better shape than he was in the future.
"Shut up Dodoria!" Freezer said.
Morphiess stepped out of the pod he did not want to be here, especially in front of that despot Freezer, he bowed to Cooler, "Hello master Cooler, how art thou doing?" Morphiess asked politely even though he was not actually a polite person.
"Hello Morphiess it's good to see you again, I look forward to you staying with us I haven't seen you since you were six," Cooler said.
"Fine then have him take my bags to my room for me!" Morphiess said throwing his bags to Dodoria.
"Welcome Morphiess!" Freezer said smiling the fakest smile ever.
Morphiess turned to Freezer, "Shut up Freezer! I heard all about you, my tutor told me that you had my parents and my cousins murdered on this very planet and had their heads put on stakes to show them off as trophies!"
Morphiess then walked past Freezer while Dodoria carried his stuff to his room, Morphiess liked his room so much that he jumped onto the bed, he was happy as a clam.
"I love it here Cooler!" he said.
"This is where you will stay for the entire school year," Cooler said.
"Wow! Smashing and Freezer can suck it to his auntie!" Morphiess said.
Next few days at his school, Morphiess was quiet compared to the other students, there were Primal Changelings like him, Changelings and Sayains as well, along with other alien races, only the smartest people went to school. Everyone had to wear uniforms, which made Morphiess dislike school even more.
Before you knew it class was over which should have mad Morphiess happy, he did not have any friends back on Planet Primal and he felt alone in the world. He went over to the drinking fountain and bent down to get a drink from it.
He heard a nose like someone struggling, "Stop pulling my hair, damn it!" it was the prince of Planet Vegeta, he too was sent to this school so that he could learn how to read since Planet Vegeta was deprived of reading materials.
It was Prince Vegeta, the future king of Planet Vegeta, who had auburn hair, black eyes, and tan skin complexion, he was not bad looking either, he was kind of cute, but he was not a very bright person, his culture was based on violence and war.
Morphiess had never seen a Sayain before, he heard about them, but only from stories that were told to him by his parents long ago, Prince Vegeta was putting up a struggle for the bullies which were Icejin Changelings were pulling his hair and monkey tail.
Morphiess felt badly for him, after all he too had his share of bullies for his manic-depressive behavior throughout kindergarten where he had to get out of school because he chased a girl around the room with a pair of scissors. Morphiess then ran over to the bullies, "Leave the monkey alone he's mine!" he yelled pointing a finger at them.
"Looks like we have another shrimp!" one of them said laughing.
"Yah you wish!" Morphiess transformed into an ugly looking monster the bullies gave up and ran off.
Morphiess turned back into his normal looking form, Prince Vegeta looked at him, "You saved me, nobody has ever saved me before!" he said running over to Prince Morphiess and giving him a hug.
"Yah, yah, it was nothing I just didn't want you to be picked on is all." Morphiess said.
"My name is Prince Vegeta!" he said shaking Morphiess' hand.
"I'm Prince Morphiess, I was forced to come here due to my big sis, and she rules my planet. If she dies then I get to be king, like that's going to happen anytime soon!" Morphiess said.
They went to chemistry and sat down next to one another, they talked to each other when the teacher was printing something on the blackboard.
"I'm staying with Freezer in his palace," Morphiess said.
"Cool I'm staying with him too; he's such a cool person isn't he?" Prince Vegeta asked.
Morphiess then laughed uncomfortably, "I don't mean to talk like I'm a spy or anything but don't you think that Freezer is a tad bit ruthless?" Morphiess asked.
"Yah conquering those planets, hell yah I want to be like him when I grow up!" Vegeta said.
"Hu how funny, he killed a lot of my relatives; I'll never forgive him for it, besides he is nothing but a dazzle point to me!" Morphiess said.
"Hey no talking when I'm writing on the board!" the teacher said.
A few months past and they became the best of friends, and they used to get into a lot of trouble around Freezer's palace to the point where Freezer had to write Flora and Vegeta's dad a letter telling them how poorly behaved the boys were.
They would go into the garden and throw flowers at one another, they would put tarantulas in the sex slave's bed and they would make farting sounds and have belching contests at the dinner table. Freezer was getting really annoyed with them.
Then it came to the point where they were sleeping in each other's room, and then Freezer forbad them to do so because they talked too loudly. They eventually had to bribe the guards so they could spend the night in each other's rooms.
One night in particular was fun; they were under the covers where Morphiess was reading to Vegeta who did not know how to read since Sayains were illiterate idiots anyways, "Then the king said to the queen that their sons would be as handsome as they were the end!" Morphiess read from the book.
"I can't wait until I become king, and have kids; my son will be handsome just like me!" Vegeta said.
"My son will be handsome too," Morphiess said.
"You're not having a son you're going to have a girl!" Vegeta said laughing.
"No I won't!" Morphiess said, pushing Vegeta off the bed as Vegeta was laughing loudly.
"Yah I hope I don't have any girls either! In fact when I become king I'm going to have every girl on Planet Vegeta executed!" Vegeta said.
"Actually I don't think we can do that, because without girls there would be no boys!" Morphiess said.
"Good point!" Vegeta said.
They both laughed and went to sleep, a few months later their lives would change dramatically.
One day at school a new teacher came in, it was Miss Lavender, a rather plain looking Changeling woman with brown skin and pricing red eyes, she had her purple hair in a bun.
"Wow who's the babe?" Morphiess asked.
"I thought we decided that girls were stupid and ugly," Prince Vegeta said.
"Look I'm going through some things that I can't explain to you, but that woman up there is really hot looking especially that rack on her!" Morphiess said.
"Uh Morphiess that's…" Before Vegeta could warn him, Morphiess went up to the front of the room and smiled widely.
"Hey good looking I haven't seen you around this neighborhood before, it looks like you need a good spanking!" Morphiess said hitting the teacher on the butt.
"I'm the teacher young man and I'm married now take your set before I call security!" Mrs. Lavender said.
"Yikes she just got beaten with an ugly stick!" Morphiess said running back to sit down in front of Vegeta.
"I tried to tell you she was the teacher but you didn't listen to me!" Vegeta said.
"How did you know she was the teacher?" Morphiess asked.
"I flunked her class twice, she's really mean and cocky and she says I'm retarded!" Vegeta whispered.
"I'll show that little bitch whose retarded!" Morphiess said pounding his fist into his hand.
The teacher got up in front of the class, "Hello my name is Mrs. Lavender, and I just got back from maternity leave since I had my fifth child five months ago!"
"Is that why you put on a little weight, because you weren't teaching this class a couple of months ago?" Morphiess asked.
The classroom laughed, she turned bright read, "Stop torturing me!" she said she then went to the blackboard and wrote her name down on it.
"Look what I got!" Morphiess said taking a boob magazine out of his book-bag.
"Wow can I look at it?" Vegeta asked as Morphiess gave him the magazine to look at.
"Isn't it great, I stole it from Shasha's room, he left the door open to like get a girl drunk or something," Morphiess said.
"Wow there's some nice tits in here!" Vegeta said aloud accidently.
Everyone turned to Vegeta, the teacher walked up to him, "Where in the universe did you get this magazine?" She asked.
"I…I...I… Don't know! I found it in the lost and found box!" Vegeta yelled. Everyone laughed hard.
"Lies, such lies, I'll have to send you to the head master's office right now!" she yelled in her shrilly-English accent.
"No it's not mine I swear Mrs. Lavender!" Vegeta said.
"Please madam it's not his fault! I own the magazine!" Morphiess said.
"Both of you will go to the head master's office, you Vegeta for looking at the magazine and you Morphiess for owning it!" she said.
They were waiting for the head master to get back to the office, "Way to go genius now what?" Vegeta asked.
"Relax I have a plan!"
"You better hurry up; I hear that the head master is very weird." Vegeta said shivering.
The head master came into the room and sat at his desk, he was tall and handsome with a shaved head, he was an Icejin changeling he looked at the two small trouble makers, "All right which one of you owns this magazine?" he asked.
Morphiess and Vegeta began to shake, after all the head master had a rough voice and he sent shivers down their spines, the Morphiess decided to come clean, "Mrs. Lavender's!" he said.
The head master laughed and gave the magazine to Morphiess, "I know it's yours it has you name written in it, but you know what I would love to do with this if you're not going to use it?" the head master asked.
"What?" Morphiess asked and he and Vegeta leaned in closer.
"Shove it up her ass!" he said.
"Oh I had no idea you held a grudge against Mrs. Lavender," Vegeta said.
"I don't, I just want to shove my foot up her ass is all!" the head master said again.
"Ok so are we going to get a detention?" Morphiess asked.
"Oh even worse than that, I'm going to expel you two, trust me you really don't want to come to this school, it's one that even I can't stand to own," the head master said.
As the boys walked out of the office, they laughed excited and high fived each other, "Yes we're expelled!" they said.
Just then, they bumped into Cooler, "Cooler did you hear the news, we just got expelled!" Vegeta said.
"There isn't time to explain your sister is dying Morphiess!" Cooler said.
"What? What happened?" Morphiess asked in shock.
"He said that your sister is…" Morphiess then interrupted Vegeta.
"Shut up Vegeta! I heard what he said! Will you come with me Vegeta?" Morphiess asked.
"Yes I will go with you," Vegeta said.
They went to Planet Primal as soon as they could, Queen Flora was in her bed sick as ever and throwing up blood everywhere, Morphiess, Vegeta and Cooler came to her side.
She could barely breathed, "Oh Morphiess, how are you?" Flora asked.
"I'm shocked that you're dying that's what, how did this happen did you eat a bad mushroom or something?" Morphiess asked.
"No it was worse than that, I think I was poisoned by Freezer himself, he invited himself to my palace one night for dinner and I ate something of his that he made, the cook found out that it was poisoned later on, I guess I was wrong and you were right about Freezer." Flora said.
"I told you so!" Morphiess said.
"Morphiess I also have a confession to make, I had Freezer murder our parents," Flora said.
"What? How could you, I loved you as a sister, and now you tell me that my parents are dead because of you?" Morphiess asked.
"Will you ever forgive me?" Flora asked.
"How could I even forgive myself for letting you kill them?" Morphiess asked.
"It's not your fault you were only ten when they died, but anyways I'm going to give you a private tutor so that you don't get an education on Planet Freezer anymore, don't ever go back there!" Flora said.
"Flora are you really going to die?" Morphiess asked.
"Yes the poison is stopping my heart from beating, take care of La Keisha for me, be brave Morphiess, I must die now!" she said. She took one last breath and died with her eyes opened.
"Flora don't leave me you evil bitch!" Morphiess tried to do some mouth-to-mouth restoration and he then started jumping on her and then started smacking her in the face.
"Morphiess what in the hell are you doing?" Cooler asked.
"I'm trying to bring her back to life; she shouldn't have died this way!" Morphiess said.
"Morphiess she's dead!" Vegeta said.
"Wake up stupid, quit playing around! Wake up!" Morphiess continued to slap her in the face and then from then on vowed revenge, "One day I'll kill Freezer!" he said.
He got off the bed, ran over to Cooler and hugged his legs. The next day there was a funeral service held and he looked at his dead sister who looked so beautiful in her coffin.
"Dear sister why did you have to die on me, I'm alone in the world I have nobody else!" Morphiess said.
Vegeta put a hand on Morphiess' shoulder, "Don't worry at least she was good looking," Vegeta said.
"Yes but she was my sister though, she had Freezer murder my parents and I never knew it," Morphiess said.
"Which probably makes her all the more hot, don't worry I'll take care of you." Vegeta said hugging him tightly.
Morphiess had Flora cremated and put into the tomb of urns alongside of her ancestors. Later that week it was coronation time! Morphiess sat upon the throne and looked at the commoners while the high priest came up to Morphiess and placed a beautiful tiara onto his forehead.
"Now you shall rule until the day you die! I crown you by the universe as King Morphiess, king of the Primal Changelings, may you rule with happiness and peace!" The high priest said then stepping aside while everyone including Cooler and Prince Vegeta bowed to him.
"I don't know how to be king though," Morphiess, thought, this was a scary time for him, since he was not only starting to like girls but also because he was only twelve.
Later on Morphiess had to write some new rules down for the planet, "Damn I can't think of anything," he said.
"I have an idea, no more school!" Vegeta said.
"Yes no more school for royals like me or you or other idiotic rulers like Freezer." Morphiess said writing all this down.
"I got one; let's reserve the rainforest and the deserts and fine people who litter!" Cooler said.
"Yes let's take care of the environment, now it's my turn to come up with a rule! Everyone has to do what I tell them to do so that I can rule with peace and happiness!" Morphiess said writing down all those rules.
"Sire you could establish new rules, but however, some of accustomed," the high priest said.
"What are you bloody talking about?" Morphiess asked.
"I'm afraid that you're going to have to marry…right now!" he said.
"What? That's bomb happy talk mate! I can't marry right now; I'm too good looking and smashing to settle down with one woman!" Morphiess said.
Later on he had to look through photos of women to choose, he chose a few for wives, but later on that week he divorced one and another one committed suicide when Morphiess has a mood swing. He could be very kind when he wanted to be, but he was almost as unstable as his vanity. He may have suffered from a common Primal Changeling disorder called "Manic-Depressive" disorder, which Zarbon would later inherit from him.
One day in the courtroom, Morphiess was sitting on the thrown with Cooler and Prince Vegeta at his side, "I can't believe she committed suicide," Morphiess said.
"Yah because you called her an ugly bitch that nobody would want to sleep with," Cooler said.
"It wasn't my fault I had a mood swing, I used to have these all the time, and I have the tendency to get irritated and all that." Morphiess said.
"Yah and too laugh manically as well," Vegeta said.
"Yes when you married Princess Charmander you two skipped the recession and went right to your bedroom and had sex all night, then you asked for a divorce the next day." Cooler said.
"Duh she can't have children that's why, and she's not even a Primal Changeling either." Morphiess said.
"I have some news to tell you too Morphiess, my father died last night and I'm really sad about it," Vegeta said.
"I'm sorry about your father, what does your mother say in all of this?" Morphiess asked.
"I don't have a mom, she was exiled by my dad when I was born so that I couldn't take orders from a woman," Vegeta said.
"So does that mean that you're a king too?" Morphiess asked.
"Yes it does!" Vegeta said.
So from that day on, Morphiess and Vegeta were ever closer, they both lost loved ones with questionable morals, they both loved Cooler as a role model.
Then times began to change, something strange and wonderful was happening, our boys were growing up.
End of part 1