Alice: Everyone hurry there's a shoe sale at kole's!! Everyone hand over your credit cards i need them to go shopp-
i mean i need them to donate to the childrens hospital for cancer so they can live-? ummmmmm.
Longer!! and yeah get toys and stuff and they can hire people to come and entertain them before they die!
NOW!!
Alice starts smiling in a trying to be inocent way. she looks around and everybody is watching the tv and not pulling out their cash so she can go shopp- i mean donate for the cancer people.
Alice: come on everybody hand them over lets see the money
Edward: alice nobody want to give you a credit card not even 1 cent because we all know what your going to spend it on everyone nodds there head
Alice: i'll cry she treatend wahhhhhhhh!!
Alice: runs upstairs to her secret piggy bank and the jar that says that everytime edward tries to be funny he gives me 100 dollars she gets her piggy from under her bed and thinks to her self something looks wrong with this bank
its all taped up because she smashed it open at the last sale
Alice: gets a hammer and lightly taps it and it easily breaks apart into smaller peices and there was only a piece of paper in there that said IOU.
Then she runs to the jar hidden in a certian place that if i tell you alice might hunt me down where i stand or have someone she "paid " to torture me in many ways.
she grabs many peices of paper that also look very wrong
edward got a crayon and forged the bill and yeah you get where im going with this
Alice: runs down stairs haha edward i got money you know that jar i have well hahaha i got money
edward: alice please dont use that money unless you want to get into alot of trouble!!
Alice:haha nice try edward im going and you cant stop me!
lets out an evil laugh
Jasper:did you work on that evil laugh alice it sounded very good and convincing he said trying to flatter her so she will think of him and buy something for him
Alice: actulaly yes i did thank you very much Jasper runs into her porsh and then drives offf