"Charlie! Charlie! Charlie!" the annoying pink and blue unicorns called to the grumpy unicorn. They had just woken him from a brilliant dream about them burning in the Underworld. Sighing, he opened his eyes, prepared for whatever idiotic adventure they had planned for him today.
"What?" he snapped.
"It's Candy Mountain, Charlie! The sparkly pixies have taken over Candy Mountain! Charlie, you're the Banana King, you must save Candy Mountain!" they practically screamed. He muttered a curse in Unicornish, but the sparkly pixies part did peak his interest slightly.
"What pixies?" he asked. The two annoying unicorns neighed in delight at having him on their side.
"Oh, the frightening pixies, Charlie! They have golden eyes, and sparkle whenever sunlight hits them! One is as big as bear! The females are terrifying, they have moods swings that make you look like an angel, and oh, how they sparkle! Their skin is like a thousand diamonds sewn together!" the unicorns said, obviously terrified by the pixies. Charlie looked at them with a confused expression on his face.
"You mean like the vampires from Twilight? What's so scary about them?"
"Because they look like pixies, and call themselves vampires! That's like me saying I'm the Banana King, Charlie! You must help us, or there will be 1,000 years of darkness!"
"I'll go if you shut up." Charlie consented, already knowing this would not go well. As they set out for Candy Mountain, he remembered his last trip there, and felt sick to his stomach. It also could've been because of his stolen kidney.
P.s. Charlie belongs to the dude who created him, SecretAgentBob, and Twilight is Stephanie Meyers.