disclamer: i do not own rob van dam or sabu nor do i own sabu's car, i do not own the idea of two guys talking on a car even, i saw it on wayne's world. still... im trying to buy RVD on ebay...
she would need to be crazy: a oneshot, short fic brought to you by killer-mind7 AKA KM the flaming duck.
" hey... dude?" RVD and sabu were sitting on the front of sabu's car, staring up into the night sky. there was silence for a few seconds and van dam was going to repeat himself but he got an answer from sabu " ...yeah rob?" " what do you want to do in the next five years dude?" sabu rolled his eyes " rob i don't know what i want to do in the next five seconds... let alone five years..." rob van dam just shrugged " i wanna get married dude..." sabu's eyes crossed to his counterpart " er... why?" van dam sighed " it won't be this way forever... sooner or later we are both gonna get old and wrinkly and we won't be able to sleep with groupies and ring rats anymore... i mean I'll be doing it for longer then you dude, im obviously more handsomer but still..." sabu rolled his eyes " yeah...whatever rob." van dam chuckled " im serious dude! i mean haven't you ever thought about settling down... having little baby sabu's?" sabu shook his head " not really... i figured the damn woman would need to be crazy..." after a few minutes silence sabu and rob van dam gave each other a high five and both laughed " amen to that dude... amen to that!"