An akatsuki day

Disclaimer: I own nothing but the story and the oc's Matchimaru and Luffie and my magic remote

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Tobi : Oh oh Deidara senpai

Deidara : Tobi go to sleep un ! Its 3 o'clock in the morning

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7 hours later

Tobi : Hmmmmmmm its 11:00 am and Deidara senpai still hasn't woke up * grabs bucket of water and throws it on deidara *

Deidara : What the f*** un !!!!!

Tobi : Hey I Itachi is that your little brother

Itachi : No…….

Tobi : Oh well

Deidara : Tobi!!!!!!!!!

Luffie : Cue the chase music.

Deidara : Who are u un ?

Luffie : Newest akatsuki member that the author wrote up

Me : You tell them * high fives Luffie *

Deidara ; Ok now un ……. Tobi you better run you little brat!

Tobi : Uh - oh I gotta run * runs away *

Konan ; What was it this time

Deidara : Tobi dumped a bucket of water on me un !!!

Konan ; Why Tobi ?!?

Zetsu : Well it could be worse

Me : Ya because I have the magic remote * sticks tongue out *

All : Magic remote

Me : That's right

Mean while

Tobi : *Runs up tree *

Hidan : When did Zetsu get here ?

Zetsu : I've been here. I'm always here watching your ever move

All but zetsu : Stalker

Me : Ha ha stalker

Matchimaru : ………….

Luffie and Konan : Whats with all the random people

Me : I bring them here

Konan : We must stop here

Deidara : I got a idea un! Every one grab your ear plugs un !

Sakumaru :oh no Holy Mother of …….

Luffie : hurry u must stop him writer

Me : already on it

Pein : hurry it up

Me : I'm tryin * Grabs magic remote * click , done !

Hidan : Holy crud why why !!!!!I don't even have my ear plugs !

Me : Hidan get him

Hidan : Ok I am on it

Tobi : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

So now this brings a end to a day in the life of the akatsuki

THE END