Disclaimer: If I owned Bleach, I would actually know if Yumichika was canonically gay or just really, really flamboyant.
Warnings: Pseudo-pr0nz and some cussing. Also I broke my brain over the formatting. Hopefully it does not do the same to readers but yeah :P.
Summary: Yumichika gets distracted in a disused corridor.
Seldomly Visited Hallways
This is not beautiful behaviour.
Really.
No.
Get your hand out of your pants, Ayasegawa Yumichika. You are in public.
The part of Yumichika's mind that was in control of the hand gave him a distinctly unlovely 'fuck you' for a response, and pointed out that nobody ever visited this corridor anyways.
That is not the point! This is shameful behaviour to display in a public setting!
You don't see them worrying about that do you?
The side of him keeping his hand in his pants made Yumichika stumble forwards just enough to throw the view behind the slightly open doorway into sharp relief.
Doesn't count! Those two would not know beautiful behaviour if it-
The hand in his pants squeezed just right and cut off his mental debate. His other hand came up to support himself against the wall, which 'coincidentally' also gave him an even better view of the two occupants of the room.
… they fuck the way they fight- I will not be distracted in such a petty fashion, when I get my hands on you I will tear out your spleen!
I would love to see you try, as it is technically 'our' spleen. I am very displeased with you, you know.
Yumichika's heart rate sped up along with the tempo that his hand was setting.
You hide me from him and will not even properly flare your own feathers to attract his attention. I am frustrated and you are frustrated so be quiet while we finish this or they will hear and that really will not be beautiful.
A few strokes later, Yumichika was coming hard against the wall to Fuji Kujaku controlling his hand and the sight of their Captain screwing Ikkaku up against a bookshelf. Sated, the peacock in his mind brought his hand up to his mouth where he carefully licked it clean, as cum-sticky fingers were also not beautiful.
We want the stupid, stubborn, pigheaded, rash, foolish, ARROGANT SONOFA-
You do not need to tell me that he is all of those things. Did you even have a point?
Of course I have a point. We want the stupid and yes beautiful dragon, Yumichika. We want to show off and flare our feathers for him. You would do well to remember that. We are beautiful, so stop hiding us.
Yumichika wouldn't really remember this until years later, as the stupid dragon fought a walking talking volcano while he was stuck cooling his heels on the sidelines again while his hands acquired some unlovely fingernail markings from clenching them just a little too hard.
He would promptly forget it again shortly afterwards when he tried to convince Fuji Kujaku that an epic battle against the Arrancar might just be a good time to be in possession of a Bankai.
VAIN PRISSY PRETENTIOUS STUCKUP PEACOCK BASTARD!