Sextumsempra
Harry strolled valiantly into the forbidden washroom on the third floor. He was getting to be of age and he simply did not give two fucks anymore. He was ready to face the final test of becoming a wizard. He slowly pushed open the door to find Moaning Myrtle herself sucking the blue-grey cock of Draco Malfoy. Malfoy was moaning in barely concealed pleasure at his apparent paradise here in the washroom. Harry was holding in laughter so much he shit himself. The resounding plop of Harry's fecal material falling onto the floor resulted in Myrtle turning to face Harry, letting out a banshee like shriek hurrying to feast on the poop.
Harry covered his eyes and recited the rosary, certain that looking upon such an act would result in banishment from heaven. Malfoy, however...Malfoy was different, to say the least. Instead of watching Harry with a judgemental eye, the well known Slytherin flicked his tongue in and out, much like a serpent's, and used his tantalizing eyes to lure Harry into the point of no return.
"Bloimee Dracoo, wut Arr yuh Dooin?" Harry asked half heartedly into the abyss which has just become his own heart.
"After Moody, I was awakened." Replied Draco shortly, stripping off his magnificent silken robes and letting his glittering body be presented as a chicken pot pie on the fourth of July.
Suddenly, Harry had his eyes widen into the shaking ice cream cone of disaster. Malfoy had gone too far. He was turning Harry into a delicious bowl of Ben & Jerry's using his magical powers. Fuck, thought Harry.
"I've got a spell to show you, you half-witted slug!" spat a venomous Malfoy as he pondered further into his own Hell. "SEXTUMSEMPRA!" released a sexual Malfoy with his wand pointed at Harry.
For a full minute nothing in particular had happened. Then, Harry's cock swelled so much it could barely contain all of the blood pressure being directed towards it. Harry closed his eyes and held his breath for impact. Veins running down his penis quickly burst open, flooding the room almost instantaneously. Through the blood red haze underwater, Harry saw Draco motioning Harry to follow him into the sewer drain.
Once Harry had squeezed through the drain to the other side, he found himself waking from a slow dream of embarrassment inside the Gryffindor Tower. IT WAS TIME to shine. Christmas morning didn't come easy these days and Harry thought he should have taken it easy on Ron the night before while he was shoving his cock down his unconscious throat.
The End.