It was a sunny day in Arlington, Texas.
The sun was shining, the birds were chirping and propane salesman Hank Hill was mowing his lawn.
Hank took a sip of his beer when he herd a loud clanking sound.
Hank got off of his lawnmower to see that his mowers blades were ruined by a large stone covered in green moss.
" Dang it, Dang it! " hank yelled .
Hank's wife peggy herd her husband's yell but didn't answer . Peggy was holding a pregnancy test in her hands. Because of her husband's norrow urethra she usually didn't have to worry about getting pregnant but her period had been late and this worried her.
Hank bust into the house in anger and grabbed his car keys.
" peggy, I'm going to the megalow mart to get some new mower blades." Hank said.
Hank noticed how stressed his wife looked.
" hey you ok? "
Peggy hid the pregnancy test behind her back and give a fake smile to her husband.
" of course hank, you go. " her spots worried hey usually Peggy was a very stressful person but he decided to leave her alone.
Hank was getting ready to leave when Dale, Boomhauer and Bill came along.
" hey hank, going to the megalow-mart ?" Bill said.
" How did you guys know?" Hank said.
" We heard your blades being shredded, can we come, there's nothing else to do. " Dale said.
"Ya, all right" hank said as they all got into bank's pick up truck, as they were leaving there neighbor Kahn stepped in front of hanks truck.
" All right hillbillies, witch one of you stole my birthday check for booze money?" Khan said.
" no one stole your check Khan, now get out of the way, were going to the mega-low mart. Hank said.
" then I demand you drive me,there I need to get new Designer sun glasses. Khan said .
" sigh, fine Khan, get in the back. Hank said as Khan got into the truck. And the group left.
At the mega-low mart hank was in the lawn mower department looking for his brand of blades but couldn't find them, he asked an obvious stoner employee.
" excuse me son, do you know we're the graves brand blades are ? Hank asked.
The stoner looked at Hank for a few minutes then decided to laugh after he was done left and pointed to the where the stockroom was located.
" ha, the right back there man, you'll find them. The Stoner then continued to laugh as Hank went to the stockroom because he was looking around here he couldn't see his brand until he found his brand resting on a crate have industrial paint .
Just as Hank was about to pick them up someone from behind hit Hank over the head With and aluminum bat.
The unknown individual then drag her by the shoulders and put him onto an outgoing truck then hit the rest of his body behind a crate of basketball hoops.
The truck then drove away with hanks unconscious body still in it.
To be continued