It was years after people finally made it to Mars, discovering lots of things, such as protheans and technology. The technology made things better for ships and people.
But then the Geth came, and they were acting like jerks to several colonies. Now, The Normandy fly's through the stars to give aid to a colony that had requested such help.
Joker was flying the ship, while everyone else was working on the ships stuff. The captain was talking to the new Commander, a man that was proud of his country and felt strong about right and wrong.
"Were glad you came on board, ser. We've been watching the Geth Helplessly while they attacked the colonies. They almost destroyed THIS ship."
"Don't worry, brother." Hulk Hogan said with courage "I'll stop those Geth and I'll save that colony. What are they gonna do, When Hulkamania runs wild on them?"
The whole crew stood up and applauded for the courageous man.
"Your a real American, Hogan! Were all counting on you. Good luck!"
Hogan watched as they landed on the planet, an appauling sight came before him. Bodies that were pierced through so up high, poor birds flew at them and fell.
Hulks thoughts were now on saving, not only this planet, but America.
They landed on the planet, The Hulkster walking on its terrain. Ashley followed him, her hands on her gun. Locked and loaded.
"Commander Hogan! Don't you think you need a gun?"
Hogan turned to her and smiled his handsome smile "sister, when your Hulk Hogan you don't need a gun. Just your bare hands."
Ashley nodded with understanding.
They searched the place for Geth, ready to destroy some mean machines. But they heard a weapon fired off in the distance "what was that?" Ashley said.
"It sounded like someone shot their pistol on a still man. We should hurry and see if everything is okay."
The two ran toward the sound, when they were stopped by these robot like men, there head only a glowing and pearing eye.
"Its time to stop, Hogan." They commanded, guns aimed at the legend.
"Hulk Hogan don't stop for no one, Brother!"
Hulke ran at them, they were shaking with fear "He is too strong! Just by the sight of his muscles, we feel fear!"
Hogan gave them a big boot to the commanding Geths face, destroying it and the others when it exploded.
"Oh yeah! HulkaMania just ran wild on you!"
Hogan and Ashley went forward, upon an export station that was still. There was blood on its cold steel floor, it was Turrian blood. When they saw the body, it was the Spector Turrian!
"What happened?" Ashley said, indistrut.
From behind the box, a devilish figure came from hiding. He gave The Hulkster some bad feelings.
"Saren?" Ashley said "what are you doing here?"
The pale turrian looked at them, a snarl across his lip. He even gave Hogan a bad look.
"I... I came because I was worried about you humans, thinking you might ruin everything like you people do."
"That's where your wrong, Saren!" Hulk Hogan yelled "and your lyin'! I can tell a liar when I see 'em Brother! Your one of them!"
Ashley was confused. Saren is a Spector. But she trusted Hogan, he always told the truth. Because he's a true American. That's how he also knows a liar from a truthful man.
"Alright, swine! I killed him! Yes! Now, why don't you deal with these Geth."
He ran off, more Geth coming out of the boxes.
"Oh no!" Ashley cried "he's getting away!"
"He may get away from us today," Hogan said " but no one can escape Hulkamania!"
Hulk Hogan grabbed the arm of a Geth and slammed it on the other Geth, destroying them into pieces and pieces. They chased after Saren, trying to hurry after a man with the intent of destroying earth.
Ashley saw him in his space craft, flying away. She fired her weapons at him, but the fire did nothing against the hardness of the space ship. She gave up and cried, Hulk Hogan putting her head on his shoulder.
"Don't worry, sister. We'll get that snake. And we'll show him the American way of justice. And then we'll go out for ice cream and beer."
The two went back to the Normandy, The Hulkster gave some coordinates to Joker "we need to head to the citadel, brother. I gotta give those Spector's some news."
Joker nodded with respect and steered the ship towards the Citadel.
Mean while, hogan had to make a visit to doctor Chakwas.
"Oh Hogan, I wish you'd stop running towards your enemies like you do. The wound you have is just a scrape. But it could of been worse!"
Hulk Hogan laughed it off and said "Chakwas, I've faced more then this. Like in Wrestle mania, when I had to fight Andre the Giant! It was a challenge that I didn't know if I'd win, but I won that thing and I showed the people who was champ!"
Chakwas giggled and hugged Hogan "oh, Hulk. You always know what to say."
Hulk had his wound patched up and made his way to his cabin, where he sat in his desk and looked at the picture of his family back on earth.
"Don't worry kids, dads gonna be home as soon as he slams Saren and the Geth."