Chapter 1: Red Hot Magma, Jeice!
I walked down the icy streets. 'I hate winter,' I usually said. I walked up to a man, who had spiky white hair. "Sir, are you...you're him!?" I asked. "Jeice, of Ginyu Force." Jeice replied. "I-I'm Hiruko." I said. "Do not be afraid. I am Goku. I will be here to pick you up in twenty-one days." This man, or boy, Goku would not talk anymore. "Look, can you join Ginyu Force?" Jeice asked. "I can stay temporarily." I said. "I need to leave in twenty-days." I added. The man studied me. "Fight me. I need to test you. You don't have to fight the others." Jeice whispered. So, I charged my Ki. At the same time, both of us yelled, "Crusher Volcano!" and we threw red flame balls at each others. I'd charge my Ki again...what!? I burst with yellow. I was a Super Saiyan! My tail revealed itself. I lit the dark, icy streets. "I-I give in, this time!" exclaimed Jeice. He'd drag me into a space-pod, and blasted off. I fell asleep instantly. I awoke to a big beautiful green planet. "Namek... it's a beauty ain't it?" asked Jeice. I nodded. I didn't even bother yelling at the green alien with the name on a name-tag: 'Hi! I'm Guldo!' It was a little amusing. Then, a big purple guy with a name tag that read: 'Hi! I'm none of your business!' He was funny. But I thought they were cool. But then...lunch came. They ate like pigs! In space. "I'm going to go to my room." I said walking to the room that said thus on the door: 'Hiruko Tai'. I fell onto my bed, and started stroking my tail. None of your business came in. "I'm Ginyu, leader of Ginyu Force." said Mr. None of your business. "So your Ginyu." I said, pulling my shirt off, revealing many, many, human looking muscles. He pulled out a Capsule drink, and a food Capsule. He ate, and drank all of it down. So the hot Magma, Jeice, brought me to planet Namek which had...
(Surprise! It was getting good, and I cut it off. Should publish Chapter 2 soon. The Greatest writer, over and out. )