THE WEASLEY TWINS TAKE NEW YORK
"THESE FRIES ARE FUCKING AMAZING FRED!" Shouted George with glee, taking another dirty bite out of a pocket of New York Fries.
"George, did I lie or did I lie?" Fred said with a smirk on his clever visage.
The two scoundrels were walking through the heart of the Big Apple itself. Living the American dream was always the dream of these two rodeo cowboy nerds, and they couldn't have hoped to find a better way to spend all of their life savings.
"Say, George, why don't we go find a stable job with amiable working conditions and buy some decent housing and become responsible adults here in the United States of America where we can raise our children and give them the courage to do what may not necessarily seem right but what is mandatory in this horrid existence that we call living because George I really need some comfort right now I'm hurting and these fries are only making it worse because it just goes to show how the blindfold has been over us this whole time."
George yippied and peed his pants in the middle of the streets, laughing like a wooden dwarf.
"FRED, YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS, WHAT WE NEED RIGHT NOW IS SOME HOT PUSSY!"
Fred opened his eyes and saw only pain. He gave a brisk clap on the back and stared at George with the eyes of a stranger.
"George, you're absolutely right!" Fred gave his utmost penis to the surrounding citizens. But it was in vain. The American people weren't accustomed to seeing such cock in their lives. And it clearly showed.
"George it's not working, what's going on?" whispered Fred in a panic as one of the surrounding pedestrians started to call the police.
"Fred, it is all part of the plan, do not you want to have a splendid time while we are here in the heart of America?" George replied mechanically.
MRS WEASLEY FUCKING BURST DOWN FROM THE SKY AND LAID A TORRENT OF RAZOR SHARP NAILS ON EVERYONE.
The End