author: Samantha
Rating: PG
Timeline: Crystal Tokyo
Notes/Summary: 2000 years in the future Lily's back:evil laugh: The same kitten which gave Haruka so much trouble in the 20th century has returned and, with a little advice from Endymion, has become Haruka's best friend.
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Chibi Kitten Crisis
"Oh! Haruka, look! Lily came up on the bed by herself!" Michiru picks up the little kitten and cuddles it.
"Michiru," Haruka sits up in the bed, "the cat is fine. You promised to pay attention to me tonight!"
"But she took all this trouble to get up here."
"I'm competing with a cat!" Haruka lays down and pulls the covers up to her neck. "I'll see you in the morning, Michiru."
"Wait!" Michiru scoots back up to the top of the bed and lays Lily against Haruka's stomach. "Don't get upset, Honey. She loves you too."
"I don't want Lily to love me I want you to love me."
"I do! And I will as soon as I put her to bed."
"Put her to bed? Oh, just forget it! See you tomorrow."
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"Mamoru-sama, that cat is ruining my sex life! What am I to do?"
The King laughs at the Uranian Princess. "Usako brought a small dog home once. I couldn't get her away from the thing. It's needs started coming before mine, and always right before we made love."
"Well, what'd you do to get rid of it?"
"I didn't. I figured maybe if I could get on its good side it would do things to my benefit."
"What do you mean?"
"I trained it to do things like steal Usako's clothes and growl at her so I could 'save' her. It worked really well and she eventually got rid of it herself."
"Mamoru-sama that's awfully sneaky. I love it!" Haruka grins. "Demo, a cat isn't as easily trained as a dog."
"She's still a kitten. I've got an idea for you."
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"Michiru, where's Lily?" Haruka asks.
"I don't know where she is and I don't care. Something has gotten into that kitten and she's so misbehaved." Michiru sits on the bed and sighs.
Haruka crawls next to her and pulls on the belt of her robe. "She's probably just going through a stage or something," Haruka comments, grinning to herself.
"Oh well... I'm going to bed."
"Matte. How about if I can get this off of you without touching it," Haruka slips the belt very loosely around Michiru's waist, "than you let me make love to you. Okay?"
"Nani? What kind of weird proposition is that?"
"Just go along with it okay?"
Michiru crosses her arms. "Whatever."
"Lily!"
The kitten jumps on the bed and playfully grabs the light fabric in her mouth then jumps off, taking it with her.
Michiru gasps and looks at Haruka, knowing she is responsible for Lily's odd behavior.
Haruka slips her hands inside Michiru's robe and laughs. "Good kitty."