Spencer Reid made his way to the back of the library where he was met by Garcia and Morgan sitting down with a single chair in front of them.
"What are you guys doing here?" Asked the pleasantly surprised doctor.
"I told you he'd be here." Smiled Morgan smugly.
"I could have just tracked his phone." The blonde pointed out.
"Oh, c'mon. This is much more satisfying. And allot easier."
"I'm sorry to interrupt," interrupted Spencer "but why're you here?"
"You know we love you." Sighed Morgan. "But this has to stop."
Oh no. They knew about his morphine addiction. He was so ashamed. He didn't know if he could face anyone at the BAU after this.
"You need to stop changing your hair every season...I mean...month."
Garcia took out a piece of paper and read aloud. "Spencer, you are essentially my baby. When you cry, I cry. When you fail, I fail. When you change your haircut, I worry. First it was the medieval warrior, then a string of others like the Andrew Garfield, the Ellen DeGeneres, the other Ellen DeGeneres-" Now she was crying. "I just want my sweet little nerd back."
Morgan sat up straight; he began his speech as Garcia was unable to finish hers. "You know I love you man. No homo." Whatever helps him sleep at night. "But this addiction of yours is tearing our team apart. Penelope started dying her hair and I contemplated afro. So please, won't you let us help you?"
The doctor's eyes widened in shock. "NEVER!"
He jumped out the window and his hair was messed up. He was brought to fabulous rehab and stuck with the medieval warrior haircut for the rest of his life.
The BAU was functioning once again.
A/N: I just went there! Inspired by the 10 reasons to love Reid video.
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