I am soo evil. Such a small chapter. You only get a taste of the ten thousand words I have written so far.
Gender Confused Kitty
Chapter 1: Intro to Randomness
Sheik stared up from his resting place in the grass at the base of great oak tree in the center of Hyrule Castle's massive courtyard. The limbs swaying gently in the breeze threatened to lull the male to sleep. But, of course, Hero wouldn't allow that as he came walking over and promptly landed on the Sheikah. The warrior quickly caught his breath, which had been viciously taken from his lungs the second the man landed on him, and pushed the now laughing Link from his perch on his stomach.
"What is your problem, Hero?!" Said hero just laughed more, oblivious to the anger emitting from the other male. Sheik wouldn't have any of that, he may love the hero, but he hated to be teased. So he backed up ever so silently, so as to not provoke the hero, and dashed forward, jumped, and landed on him. This only caused the man to laugh harder.
"Goddesses, Sheik! Is that all you have? You're light as a woman!" The comment came off as playful, but the Sheikah was furious. His manhood was being insulted.
"Hero! I am NOT a woman!" Oh Goddess, did his voice just shoot up half an octave.
"Prove it." The Sheikah turned to Hero and punched him square in the face, bloodying his nose and huffed as he walked away. Words such as 'stupid', 'ignorant', 'Hero', and 'childish' filling the air.
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