Note: This is only my second fanfiction and my first Rurouni Kenshin story. This story is funny in a seriuos way. The idea is funny. lol well heres the thing. The Battousia gets stuck in our time today. He meets up with a group of assasins of today. For once he is confussed and doesn't know what is coming next.
This story starts out in Battousia's time. He is in the middle of a battle with an enemy. He has just killed the last of an army that was attacking.
' Huh, that one was easier than I thought it would be. Wait what was that.' The Battousia thought seeing something move in the woods a little ways off. ' A coward I see.' The Battousia sprinted to the person in the woods. Only to find a group of teenage kids standing around talking. ' Who are they? What are they doing here?' He thought to himself.
" Alright so where is this guy? Didn't you say that he was here? Why do we need him in the first place.?" Asked a guy looking in the dirrection of a girl. He had short brown hair, a blue jean jacket, a white t-shirt under it, dark blue jean pants, and tinny shoes.
" Shut-up! He might hear you." The girl replied quickly. She had long dark brown hair with a red tent to it, a black leather jacket, a white tank top under it, black leather pants, and black leather boots.
' They are dressed wierd. I wonder where they came from.' Battousia thought as he watched from afar.
" Do you know where he is yet or not?" The boy asked.
" Yes, he's watching us. He knows that we are here." She said feeling the presence of a powerful person and knew that it had to be the person she was looking for. " Bring up the portal. We need to get back home fast."
" Oh so now she is ready to leave." He said. Then a portal formed beside him. They both steped in.
' No I want to know who they are, and where they are going.' Battousia ran and jumped into the portal a second or two behind them.
2004
The streets were full of people. None of them looked to friendly. This place had grown cold not leting anyone other than a few loyal people around them. This was a place where drug, alcohol, and everything else under the sun was an everyday thing.
Battousia appeared in the middle of the road. Drawing a few eyes that quickly turned because they didn't really care about anything but taking care of them selfs. ' Where am I? Where did those kids go?' Battousia thought looking around the place he had just come to. ' I need to know at least where I am.' He walked up to a man that was leaning up against a wall. He stuck sword up at the guy's neck. " Where am I? What is this place?" He asked.
" Hey get your hands off me. You don't want to cause a scene. The cops have their eyes all over this place." Said the man trying to calm Battousia down.
" Tell me where I am and I might let you go." He said to the man.
Before the man could say another word he heard a loud noise coming from down the road.( The cop cars you know) ' What is going on?' He thought running in the opposite dirrection. He couldn't attack and not know what he was attacking. That would be like fighting blind. All of a sudden a black car pulled out in front of him. A door was kicked open.
" Get in." Said a girls voice.
" Where am I?" Battousia asked just wanting some kinda answer.
" With me if you will just get in the damn car." Said the girl.
Battousia got in after thinking it over. He shut the door and looked over at the girl who the voice belonged. It was the girl from before.
" Hey it's you. You led me here." He said grabbing a small dagger he had hidden and placing it at her neck.
" Wow! I assure you that you can put that down. As long as you are with me you are safe." She said trying to get him to put the knife down. He took the knife away. " Here put these clothes on. I can't have you walking around here looking like that." Angel said throwing a blue t-shirt and a pair of blue jeans at him. " Climb into the back and change. The clothes you are wearing are to noticable." Angel said speeding up to out run the cops that were now behind her.
He climbed into the back seat of the car and changed quickly. Then he got back up front with the girl.
" So Battousia, What do you think of my time?" Angel said turning to him. Her face as emotionless as his.
" How do you know my name?" He asked." What is yours?"
" I know your know bacause you are one of the most famous assasins of your time. My name is also Battousia. I am the best since you. Most people call me that because I am just the most well known assasin and they don't accualy know my name." She said.
" So, you are like the second me. With the exception of you being a girl of course." He said looking out the window to see what all this new place had.
" You could say that. What is your real name though? I have looked every where and can't seem to find it." Said the girl not taking her eyes off the road.
" You tell me yours and I'll tell you mine." Battousia said. ' Hey this girl has the same name as me. This could be interesting.' He thought.
" I asked you first. Besides Battousia gets a little hard to say after a while if you know what I mean." She was glancing at him then back at the road.
" Kenshin." He said reluctently.
" Angel." She said becoming serious.
" Angel? But your the Battousia. You can't have a name like Angel." He said looking over at her.
" Hey my mother gave me that name." Angel said glaring at him. He let out a small chuckle.
' She is interesting.' He thought.
" So how old are you exactly. I wasn't completely sure." Angel asked.
" Eight-teen." He said. " And you?"
" Seven-teen." Angel said. " We are almost there. When we get in there all we know about the other is our names." Angel said parking.
" Why is that?" Battousia asked.
" Because everyone in the room that we are about to walk into. Either wants to kill me or just knows me well enough to know that I am not to friendly of a person. But don't worry once you get to know them. They will feel the same way about you." She said getting out and locking the doors to the car.
She walked in to the place they had just came to with Kenshin not to far behind. There was a bar with people all around it. A dance floor with a crowd dancing. Plus tables skattered all over the room. " Follow me." Angel said walking threw the different groups of people until she came to a table in the back of the room. There was a group of men in their tweenties to mid-forties sitting around the table. One of them spotted Angel.
" Well if it isn't my number one girl. Did you get the job done?" The older man of the group asked.
" No, he is just standing right behind me because I failed." Angel said grabbing one of the younger guys drinks and taking a sip.
" Watch that mouth of yours. He is your responsablity. You have to keep him out of trouble until we can get him back. He will have to stay with you." The man said glaring at Angel.
" What he can not stay with me. If it were just me that would be one thing. But I have a sister that I take care of. I can't throw him in the mix. In his time or not he is still an assasin. I can't take him home." Angel said almost yelling.
" You will take him home if you want to keep that sister you take so much pride in fed. I am the one that pays you.Remember?" The man said standing up and looking donw on Angel. He had to have been twice her size.
" If you didn't you would be dead by now." Angel said turning around and walking back the way she came. " We're leaving." She said as she made her way passed where Kenshin was standing.