Disclaimer: I do not own Fruits Basket.

One day that was unfortunately not recorded by Natsuki Takaya, Kyo decided it was time to finally approach Yuki. "All right," he said.

Yuki raised a perfect eyebrow. "Yes?"

"You know how if we hug women, we turn?"

"Yes. I'm aware of that."

"You know how that makes sex kind of, well, impossible?"

"All too well."

"AND you know how we're seniors and we're hot, and yet we're virgins?"

"Yes."

"Well, if we want sex, but we can't have our arms around girls... then... since you're the smart one... what's the obvious solution?"

Yuki didn't miss a beat. "Are you hitting on me?"

"Yes."

"Even though you hate me. And I'm a guy."

"Yes."

"You're THAT horny."

"Yes."

"Well, to be fair, I'm that horny too."

"Good. Then this will be consensual."

"What do you-"

His words were cut off by Kyo's mouth on his. Yuki's eyes went wide, but soon he felt himself begin to relax. It was a really good kiss. He tasted Kyo's smile at that. Kyo backed Yuki against the wall, pinning him. Yuki took Kyo's face in both of his hands, holding them together. Slowly, he began to move his lower body against Kyo's. Because they were of course still enemies, Kyo refused to be outdone. He kissed him harder, faster, biting him, kissing his neck, his jaw, then back to his lips. He parted Yuki's lips with his own and deepened the kiss.

Then Yuki began to unbutton Kyo's shirt.

Slowly, provocatively, the rat ran his fingers down Kyo's bare chest. Kyo shivered, feeling his body begin to react. Yuki's long fingers did not stop, they unbuttoned Kyo's pants, pulled down his zipper. Dropped his pants and his boxers down to his knees. Highly aroused, Kyo didn't bother with buttons, merely ripping the other man's shirt open. He kicked off his own pants and then removed Yuki's.

Slowly, tantalizingly, Yuki's fingers met Kyo's by now throbbing erection. Kyo gasped and grabbed Yuki's shoulders. He tried to force him down, but Yuki resisted. Kyo changed tactics and went down on Yuki. After only a few moments, he stood back up.

Yuki tried to protest this blueballing, but Kyo silenced him by throwing him to the floor. He landed on his back, and Kyo stood over him. He straddled him and tried to flip him over, but Yuki stopped him.

"Wait a minute. There's still time to back out of this."

"Don't care." Kyo seemed to be past complete sentences.

"Are you sure?"

"Yes! Yuki!"

The door opened and Shigure, poor unfortunate soul, stepped into the room. When he saw them, he froze. "...whoa." It was all he could say.

Kyo and Yuki scrambled to their feet, covering themselves as best they could. "Uh... hi," Yuki said after a moment. They were panting, covered in sweat, and naked. No denying what Shigure had just walked in on.

"So. You seem to have found a creative way around the curse," Shigure said conversationally.

"Seems that way."

"You know how many levels on which this is wrong, right?"

"Well... uh... yeah, actually."

"All right then. I'm leaving. Uh... carry on."

As Shigure left the room, after tightly closing the door, he could swear he heard Yuki say, "That was kind of awkward."

Then Kyo's voice, shouting of course, "Just roll over and let me fuck you already!!!"

Shigure put a full pot of water on the stove. He'd boil his face as soon as it was ready.

End.