What An Assassin Has to Put Up With

Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing (damn, damn, but I will some day.) but I do own the assassin.

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All five of the Gundam boys waited in the waiting room of the school office to get there schedules. All five of them weren't looking forward to the up coming school year. They had to be normal teenagers and deal with teenage problems. Duo already dealt with the fact that his hair won't corroperate, but wasn't ready for acting like a normal teenager. That and they also had to deal with Relena.

"Ok boys, here are your schedules." The office assistant said while handing them their schedules.

"Thank you, Miss." Quatre said with a smile.  As they were leaving they heard a noise that made even Heero flinch. Then it made him want to draw his gun, but he couldn't because he left it in his car.

"Damn she's here." Duo yelled then tried to run out the door but as he opened the door he ran right in to a girl. He thought he ran into Relena until the person spoke.

"You damn baka, why don't you watch where you're going?" She yelled at him. "Now get off me before I hurt you."  Wufei found this very amusing. Quatre was ready to correct Duo's mistake but Duo spoke first.

"Hey I'm sorry but there's no reason to be crabby." He said with his best I'm sorry face. "By the way, I'm Duo Maxwell."

"Well Maxwell you best watch where you're going or next time you will get hurt."  The girl said to him.  Duo got off her and extended his hand.  She smacked it away and got off the floor.  When she stood, she was three inches taller then Duo.  She had long brown hair down to her waist that was pulled up into a braid.  Her sea-green eyes held no emotion.

"Oh, Kitty, be nice. I swear if we're going to a pacifist school then you're going to have to try and be less of a violent person. I'm sorry for her attitude." Said the girl who walked up next to Kitty.  She had shoulder length brown hair and bright blue eyes.

"Why in the hell did grandma make us go here? I was perfectly happy at the fighting academy." Kitty complained, walking past Duo.

"Just go get your schedule."  Said the other girl.

"Damn bakas." Kitty muttered as she walked up to the receptionist desk.

"Is she your sister?" Duo asked, trying not tick her off even more, granted she was at the other end of the room.

"Yes that is my bull headed sister." The girl answered.

"Katie, lets go." Kitty said, walking out of the room.

"Coming, Kitty." Katie answered her sister. "See ya guys later." She said, leaving the room. "You could try to make friends."

"Or I could just kill em'." Kitty retorted.

~~~Back in the office~~~

"See Maxwell, I'm not the only one who thinks you're a baka." Wufei commented to Duo.

"She scares me." Duo commented.

"And she knew it to." Heero said then tensed up again as he saw Relena.

"HHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRROOOOOOO!" Relena screeched.

"Damn, that onna is coming back here."  Wufei said.

"Oh, look, its time to go." Trowa said as he grabbed Quatre's arm.

"Yeah it's time to get settled in to our dorm rooms." Duo said then started running. Wufei and Heero began running as well.

~~~In Kitty's dorm room~~~

"Holy shit these dorm rooms are huge." Katie exclaimed, walking into her sister's dorm room.

"Damn fucking shit!" Kitty yelled when she was looking over her schedule. "I don't believe it. Is god testing me or what?"

"What in the hell is your problem?" Katie asked as her sister handed her the piece of paper. There Katie read that her sister was in a co-ed dorm room.

"Oh, you're so lucky, my room isn't co-ed."

"Good, you don't need a guy to distract you from your school work."

"Your right, besides you need to start getting along with guys. Hey maybe Maxwell is one of your room mates."

"If he is he will die in the night."

"Well now that your stuff is inside now, why don't we get my things?" Katie asked trying to change the subject.

"Fine, you get the light stuff and I'll get the heavy stuff."

"Okay."

~~~Back to the guys~~~

"Cool!"

"What so cool, Duo?" Quatre asked.

"Heero and Trowa get to share a room with a girl, which means that you Wufei, and me share a room."  Duo explained.

"INJUSTICE! Who put me in the same room with a baka like you?" Wufei questioned.

"I just hope Heero and Trowa don't share a room with Relena or that chick I ran into. I think she was ready to take my head off." Duo said, ignoring Wufei's outburst.

"It was your fault for running into her...if you had run into me I would have taken your head off." Heero spoke up and everyone wasn't all that shocked with what he had said.

"Well how was I supposed to know she was there?" Duo inquired.

"You baka it was a door...of course someone might be one the other side. Besides like that onna could really take your head off. I can't even get close enough to you to do that." Wufei stated.

"Kitty, I'm telling you I could help you carry that chest." Katie said from down the hall.

"Would that be before or after you drop it on your foot?" Kitty questioned.

"I wouldn't drop it." Katie stated.

"Sure." Kitty muttered.  Seeing as how they were in the hall way, the Gundam boys saw the whole thing. Their jaws nearly hit the floor.

"Hey, there's Maxwell" Katie said happily.

"You like him don't you?" Kitty asked with a look of disgust.

"Why don't you just carry that chest and stay out of my personal life." Katie suggested.

"Fine with me, besides how could you go for a loser like that?" Kitty questioned.

"Onna, who are you calling a loser?" Wufei asked using the wrong words.

"Who in the hell are you calling an onna?" Kitty questioned.

"I'm calling you an onna. Do you have a problem with that?" Wufei retorted.

"Yes I do, and you should know that the last person that called me an onna went home holding his balls in ice." Kitty stated.

"That had to hurt." Duo said sarcastically.

"Well if you don't want to find out how much it hurt then get the hell out of my way." Kitty said, pushing past Duo, carrying Katei's trunk on her back.

"She not so bad once you get to know her. Really I swear; granted it's getting to know her that could get you killed." Katie said.
"Katie, this is your shit so where do you want it?" Kitty asked.

"The chest can go in front of the bed. I'll be right back. Hey Duo what dorm room are you in?" Katei asked him.

"Dorm room 416." He answered.

"Really?  My sister is in dorm room 417." Katie informed him.  At this information Heero and Trowa's head shoot up.

"Poor Heero and Trowa" Quatre said with a look of concern.

"Okay, your chest is in front of your bed, and all your shit is inside now so I'm going back to my dorm room." Kitty said, pushing past everyone.
"Alright, I'll see ya for dinner." Katie said, heading towards her room.

"Sure, whatever."  Kitty muttered.

"Wait, you can show Heero and Trowa where your dorm is."  Katie said.

"Why?" Kitty inquired.

"They are your dorm mates." Katie said with a smile.

"At least it's not Maxwell and shit face. ((A/N: Shit face is Wufei)) Well come one. And Katie later we need to get Madeline and Archimedes." Kitty said.

"Who are Madeline and Archimedes?" Heero asked.

"You'll find out." Was all that was said as they left for the dorm rooms.

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DemonessOfPnishment: I am now done with the first chapter.

Duo: Can I go out with Kitty's sister please?

Wufei: You braided baka why would you want to gout with an onna?

DemonessOfPnishment: Watch who your calling an onna.

Wufei: Why should I?

DemonessOfPnishment: Because I'm the Arthur so I can make anything happen.  Now that I'm done with that conversation...please review my story and tell me what you think.