Disclaimer: Naruto isn't mine, nor is Kakashi, or anyone else in this fic....
I think that Kakashi's kind of OOC in this, but I always like to think that he's just a regular guy (aside from the wicked cool moves) Please be nice and review! Arigato!
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Kakashi's List O' Shame
10 Things I hate about you: Naruto Edition
1. I hate how that boy cannot (or will not, I honestly can't tell) string words together in a complete sentence. It's like his brain stops working after the first three or four words. I even used Sharigan to see if he had some sort of learning disability. He doesn't, as far as I can tell, he's just plain stupid....
2. I hate that he's always interrupting me, I'll be at the steamiest part of Icha Icha Paradise when he'll bounce up, "Kakashi-sensei! Kakashi-sensei! Teach me a new move! A new move!!" Naruto is like a big puppy, he follows you around and slobbers all over you. Not pleasant.
3. I hate how he insists on that big 'war' with Sasuke, how immature do you get? And, the two just glare at each other when I'm trying to teach them a new move. No wonder they can't fight squat...
4. I hate how the guy spends all of his time eating, but he never gains a pound. I'm stuck with watching my weight and counting calories...*far off sigh* It's all for the ladies...
5. I hate that he's extremely annoying, must I elaborate?
6. I hate that I get stuck with his whining every time Tsundae-sama gives us another pathetic excuse for a mission. And in the end, he tires himself doing something stupid, and I end up having to clean up after the dobe. Like that time he forgot breakfast and fainted on me, of course Sakura had to freak out, and Sasuke used it as an excuse to leave. That was not a good day for me, I spent my whole afternoon pulling weeds for some crabby, crazy old lady.
7. I hate that Naruto always gets all the glory, Sasuke defends Sakura and then Naruto goes and gets himself hurt. So he gets all the sympathy. Life isn't fair, is it. Needless to say, I'm pretty sure I'm just annoyed because that dobe gets all my women's attention over his stupid scars. The majority of which the idiot probably got from falling down some flight of stairs.
8. I hate that I get this weird feeling that he's watching me sometimes. Like in the guys locker room at the school. I'll be sticking my Kunais in the locker and I'll look up and he's standing across the room staring at me. It's just creepy. Not that I'm creeped out or anything, I could beat him to a pulp, it's just plain weird.
9. I hate his stupid hair. It never lays flat. Ever. Not that I'm one to talk...
10. I hate that even though I dislike so many things about him, he's still my family. Even if I spend the majority of the time talking myself out of killing him. It's inevitable though...someday I'll get revenge. (A/N: MWAHAHAHAHAHA.............not)
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I hope it was ok :) Should I write lists about other characters? Please review!!!!
^Thanks for reading!^