my weird time with naruto.
One day in the real world or well the real world to us. There was a boy. He knew little what was
going to happen today. Waking up swearing at the sun he got ready for school. He hated it with a
passion but on the way to school he was hit by a 18 wheeler the one thought throw his head a
that moment was O FUCK. But are story don't end there. now i do not own naruto the fish own
him. emmm me like fish. i woke up with one hell of a head ache to the sound of fighting. i
looked around the fist thought that inters my head was holy crap I'm not dead. Ones things
started to stop being blinding white. Why the hell is the sun so bright? I walk over to see who
was making all the noise. After peeking out from behind a tree i nearly craped myself (nearly). It
was naruto and sasuke fighting. i soon sad something id regret i let out holy shit. Next thing i
new i had kunai going past my face. And then everything went black. Next thing i new i was in a
dark room. With my head ache even worse. Fist ling out my mind was well ant this nice. Well at
least their not a bright light. Not one second later pricks shine a BRIKE FUCKING LIGHT
RITE in my face. What the hell you trying to blind me. I got no answer. All they sad was well
she's awake now. Now this got me thinking. are they talking about me. Last time i looked i was a
guy. ya they must be talking about someone else. They walked over to me i was really annoyed
now. 1 cuss I'm in a dark room being blinded by 2 people i don't know and I'm tied up. 3 cuss
well i think the one was anko judging by the hair out line and voice. They started asking me
questions. But cuss my head ache and their light i decided to make an ass out of myself. first
thing i sad was. TRUN OFF THE BRITE ASS LIGHT. surprisingly they did. aaaa think you. But
now i wished they left it on cuss well now i new were i was. so i decided to answer their
questions. i was in the ambu headquarters. And well i don't want die. They started asking
questions. Who are you? To this well i kind of didn't want to answer so i tried to give lil info. my
name name name.........name um.....i kind of don't like my name so call me M. i even gave a
smile. This kind of pist them off. next question were you come from. This i new i could answer
cuss well i don't think they new were it was. I'm from Chambersburg the land the drunks and
rednecks. they gave me a WTF look but moved on. why were you spying on are ninja...... spying
how was i spying i was in the woods herd fighting and well win i looked you guys kid napped
me i screamed. next question howled you get hear. i waited on this one. i kind of don't know.
How don't you know? well i kind of woke up in the forest. i wasn't hear win i went to sleep. so i
don't know. ok bring in the hokage. i was thing ok wonder who's the hokage rite now. surly
anof the 3ed walk in. first thing in my head was yes I'm so dam lucky it not the old lady. fist
thing out his mouth was hello miss. i was thinking ok.......do i really look like a girl i know I'm
skinny and all with simi long hair but well didn't think i looked that much like a girl. i sad um
I'm a guy. this got me really weird looks. and one started lafing. i yell what the hell . i looked
around and well i notice one of my favorites. anko. i screamed loud i mean sakura couldn't out
do this. anko anko i love you could i see your snakes pwees i started trying to jump up and down.
i got what i asked for i was restrained with snakes. The 3ed walk up to me and asked me another
question. How do you know anko. agin i went in to smart ass mode. what with all the questions
first i get attacked for see 2 people fighting thing i get asked 1/2 million questions y the hell am i
being treated like i killed someone win i did nothing wrong.. this made him laf. I'm thinking
what the hell is so funny. now I'm think ok how can i get out of this I'm in the naruto world......o
if i live throw this I'm going to have so much fun. so started talking. ok I'm a normal person i
have not been trained in ninja ways i know lil about ninjas i can't even do Justus i don't even
know the hand sine's now could you please let go or do something or whatever to prove I'm no
threat. i think god the hokage was nice. next thing i new i was being untied with him asking.
would you like to be a ninja. i screamed YES. But thin i asked um were would i stay i have no
money and well i now lil about this place. i think we can work something out and what do you
know. um promise you won't kill me?. yes we won't kill you he sad with a smile. so I'm
thinking y not. ok this is what i know te names of a good bit of people hear. their is guy the
weirdo with the green. the one eyed prev kakushi -----think i spelled it rite. there in shino neji
lee lee is like a mini version of guy hinata sasuke also know as duck but. and naru chan. this
cased to more questions to come up how do you know them and who is naru chan? well were i
come from you cuss are like a story but no one thinks your real and naru chan is naruto i call him
that cuss of his sexy justu. next thing out the hokages mouth was ok i think i can let you go now.
but ill be having people watching you so don't do so something stupid and come buy the hokages
mansion later to day we will get the housing worked out. i screamed as anko walked me out with
me hugging her leg. naw i noticed one more thing. i was shorter i barley past ankos waste. this
got me thinking ok why am I so shorted i really need to find out what i look like. After being led
o the senter of town anko sed. i will be back later win the hokage wants you. i yelled ok. but thin
i asked for some paper and something to rite with. After a weird look. i was handed a scroll and
ink. i made a list of things to do. 1 lurn sexy justu 2 shave lees and or guys eye browse 3 burn the
one eyed ninjas book. 4 kick the perv sage in the nuts 5 get anko to Trane me. after this i walked
around and noticed i have money in my pocket. i was thinking wired this come from. well I'm
hungry time to eat. i noticed a orange flash go buy well who could it be i fallowed him and was
leg to a remain stand. i went in after see the prices and counting my money. ok i can get about 6
bows. thin the orange wonder turned around. and screamed. your that girl that was spying on us.
now at this noise i punched him in the mouth. AAA shut up. now holding my ears. i sad to him i
was not spying and you know what the hell I'm been throw cuss you. i go set down and wait for
my order to be taking win he came to sit with me. so you wornt spying. no i wasn't hell at the
time i didn't even know were i was. but i guess it wasn't all that bad i got to meet anko i start to
prrr. this got me a weird look. After about a minute i got my order taken. i had miso and naruto
had the same. after about 10 minutes and 5 bows later i was done naruto had already had 12 i
think. i pad for mine and left win saying this is the best food iv ever had. ill tri to come back in i
get more money. this got naruto really happy. and he screamed again. I KNOW THIS IS THE
FOOD OF THE GODS. he paid for his and walked out after me. o miss i never got your name
mines naruto and I'm going to be the next hokage. well hi i don't really have a name for myself
yet until i find one i like I'm just going by M and I'm going to become a ninja. ok M i have to go
spar with my team want come along. With out even thinking i sad yes. After about 10minits of
narutos normal pace and me runny like hell we got to training ground seven. I got meated with
weird looks. What? naruto rite next to me yelled this is m. wares kakashi. just this a poof of
smoke. And another weird look. And naruto yelling kakashi can M train with us. After a
reluctant look he asked if i had any training. i sad no. but no naruto had to chime in. she can't be
that bad she keep up with me coming here. Well i ges we could have her fight sakura then. I'm
was sweating at this but y not id have some fun. one the fight started i ran for cover namely cus
sharp pionty things flying at me i decided to hide and wait win i notice naruto make a hand sine.
and i got thinking wonder if i could do that. so i made the hand sine and poof. 4 me came out of
now were thin i noticed sasuke do fireball justu and if narutos worked y not his. i made 5 hand
sines and tried to do it and well it started out nice with 5 flam thrower but thin blow up in my
face. i woke up with naruto sakura and sasuk rite over me. ...........what? how did you do that i
thought you weren't a ninja. I'm not. i sall naruto and sasuke do it so i tried it. i guess fire hard to
use. just thin the one eyed ninja spoke up. no you just used to much chakura on it............really i
thought you couldn't use to much i thought it just used it on t own. this got me a wtf look from
the pink haired wonder how the hell could you even do that without knowing how to use
chakura. i have no clue. now anko poofing out of no were and less thin a sec later I'm hugging
ankos leg. this getting me another wtf look. but lil did i notice i dropped the scroll. and anko
picked it up and looked at it. she lafed hay kakashi come look the girl make a to do list and looks
what's on it. kakashi read over it before getting a look of pure fear and running off. hay m what
was ritin in the scroll. um.... lurn sexy justu shave lees or guys eyes brows burn kakashis pervy
book kick pervy sage in the nuts and have anko as a teacher. next thing to say was anko saying
like hall im going to be your teacher you lil brat now get off my leg. ok. i started to fake cry a lil.
but this got me a whack on the head. y you do that. cuss i don't like crying brats now the hokage
wanted to see you. na i getting picked up and poofed in to the hokages office. i get doped hard on
to the floor. hay watch it big but. this comment got attacked by a snake. no fun. thin the hokage
asked me do you sill want to be a ninja ones agin i yelled yes. ok but fist things first a name.
hum... i have been thinking and well hoe emi sound always loved it ^-^. ok how about a last
name.......hum how about uzumaki. ya emi uzumaki i like the sound. out of no weird. a voice was
herd y take the name of the demon brat. i yelled. shut the hell up you should be kising that so
called demond buts if naruto wasn't born that day your asses would have been fried and that
demon didn't even attack the people that tried to kill him he saved this village and is a hero now i
don't ever want to hear you say that again. this got me weird looks. what i sad i know a lot about
people. now is it ok to have that name.......the hokage was a little ify about the name but let me
have it anyway. Say isn't it a law the no one can talk about the demon? Yes it is we will let you
slide but the man in the corner will have some alone time with anko. O CAN I JOIN I LOVE
SEEING GROW ME CRY. Ok I think I'm starting to like this kid. Maybe next time brat and i
was given my apartment key and would be told witch team id be jounin to marrow. So i ran to
my new home and decided to have a nice long rest.
what ya think this was my first chapter