(To be sung to the tune of "Till I Hear You Sing Once More")
The play starts
The play ends
You go home
I'm deceased -- I could have sworn!
But you're too dense
Now I must recommence?
Please don't make me sing
I'm ugly, I'm tragic
That's the point
Made first base but never scored
You didn't pay
to hear how I got laid
Please don't make me sing once more
My musical genius
It's more than it can bear
I ache singing nothing but this empty air
I'm crazy, I murdered
Random guys
The chandelier nailed a few more
But now I mope
Like some castrated dope
Please don't make me sing once more
And music, this music,
It rapes me in the ear
I wish it would go away so I'm not here
I know I'm pathetic
Even so
Ten years on
My moaning's a bore
Christine's released
Now can I rest in peace?
Please don't make me sing once more.