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Wizard Online; How James and Lily would've gotten together in our times
First year
littleflower 58: Quit talking to me
h0tp0tter00: PLEAAAASSSEEE
Second year
h0tp0tter00: Hey Lily!
auto response from littleflower58: DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT POTTER!
Third year
h0tp0tter00: Hi Lily
littleflower58 signed off at 6:24:06pm
Fourth year
seriously57: Hey little flower?
littleflower58: Hi Sirius
seriously57: Could you tell me who this is? They keep instant messaging me.
littleflower58: Okay. What's the screen name?
seriously57: prongs00
seriously57: thanks
littleflower58: Hello?
prongs00: Did it work?
seriously57: I don't know, I told her.
prongs00: Oh God she just messaged me!
seriously57: Well talk to her! I'm going to restart my computer it's making funny noises.
littleflower58: Who is this?
prongs00: Your dream come true!
littleflower58: If this is James Potter I'm giving him a pre-warning before I block him.
littleflower58: 5
prongs00: Aw common Lils!
littleflower58: 4
littleflower58: 3
prongs00: COMMON EVANS! give me a chance
littleflower58: 2
littleflower58: 1
prongs00: LILY! Just one date! I really like you and I'm willing to stop the jokes
and the fooling around and tripping Snape in the hallways most the time
user littleflower58 is no longer available
prongs00: DAMMIT
user littleflower58 is no longer available
prongs00: I KNOW THIS!
user littleflower58 is no longer available
prongs00: UGHHFKJFAHSDJDJFHSDKHAEURH
Fifth year
prongs00: Have you seen my profile?
cant touch this: Not yet
prongs00: Sirius, that is by far the stupidest screen name I have ever seen.
cant touch this: You James, are just jealous. Do you know why you're jealous?
prongs00: ... Why Sirius?
cant touch this: Because.
cant tough this: YOU CANT TOUCH THIS!
prongs00: ...
cant touch this: Oh Emm Gee! Lily's going to slaughter you.
prongs00: Why?
cant touch this: YOUR PROFILE!
prongs00: haha
littleflower58: I can't believe him!
thegreatLNGBTTM: I can't either
littleflower: I don't know... Frank what should i do?
thegreatLNGBTTM: no idea.. you could go out...with...me?
littleflower58: ...i think i know a way to fix this.
littleflower58: James Potter
prongs00: yes?
littleflower58: I cave in
prongs00: SO YOU''LL GO OUT WITH ME HUH?
I knew you'd come to you senses!
Warning for prongs00: 4:45:44 PM You've been warned by littleflower58.
Your warning level has increased from 0 to 20 percent
prongs00: Lily?
Warning for prongs00 4:45:55 PM You've been warned by little flower58.
Your warning level has increased from 20 to 40 percent
prongs00:You accidentally pressed the warning button Lily, see you did it there again.
Warning for prongs00 4:46:10 PM You've been warned by little flower58.
Your warning level has increased from 40 to 50 percent
prongs00: Lily I'm starting to think this isnt an accident anymore
Warning for prongs00 4:46:25 PM You've been warned by little flower58.
Your warning level has increased from 50 to 60 percent
prongs00: HEY LILY! STOP THAT!
Warning for prongs00 4:46:35 PM You've been warned by little flower58.
Your warning level has increased from 60 to 75 percent
prongs00: Lily it'll kick me out if you do that!
Warning for prongs00 4:46:50 PM You've been warned by little flower58.
Your warning level has increased from 75 to 90 percent
prongs00: WTF LILY!
user littleflower58 is no longer available
prongs00: huh?
user littleflower58 is no longer available
prongs00: SJKGHDGKJFS
prongs00 has been disconnected from WOL for ten minutes due to exceeding warning limit.
Sixth year
ooooh baby if I could have held you in my arms.
My hopes are so high that your kiss might kill me,
so wont you kill me, so i die happy
im sorry lily
lovered58: I, I feel really bad after all these years Sirius, what's wrong with me?
serioush0ttie: Maybe it's time...
lovered58: Time for what?
serioush0ttie: Time to let go and fall in love
lovered58: What are you talking about Sirius Black?
serioush0ttie: Common baby, we can just meet in McGonagall's class! I know she won't come back after the last bell
lovered58: OMG SIRIUS? WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT!
serioush0ttie: Oh crap, sorry Lils, wrong IM.
lovered58: ...
serioush0ttie: See what happened was, I closed out our box, and I was walkin to Sophie
lovered58: The ravenclaw?
serioush0ttie: Yeah, she's cute isn't she?
lovered58: Yeah, but I'm pretty sure she's not fond of "activities" after class like you are Black.
serioush0ttie: haha
lovered58: Jeez you got me off topic!
serioush0ttie: What was the wuestion?
lovered58: You said "let go and fall in love"
serioush0ttie: Let's face it. You're meant for each other. He loves you, you hate him,
it's all love and hate, hair and a bursh. They go hand-in-hand
lovered58:...
serioush0ttie: Did you say something? My computer's acting funny, i need to restart it
lovered58: Hey Sirius?
serioush0ttie: Yeah?
loverred58: Where does McGonagall go after lessons?
serioush0ttie: You know the Room of Requirement ?
lovered58: Yeah
serioush0ttie: She's got a lover. ack
lovered58: LMAO
serioush0ttie signed off at 3:27:06
lovered58: hello?
prongs00: hello.
lovered58: hi
prongs00: hi.
lovered58: I'm sorry James
prongs00: What are you on about?
lovered58: I'm sorry i treated you like a twit.
prongs00: Don't worry about it.
lovered58: Your really mean that :'
prongs00: Of course, how could I not forgive you. I love you
prongs00: I'M SORRY!
prongs00: PLEASE DONT HURT ME
prongs00: LILY?
prongs00: LILY?
lovered58: James
prongs00: ...
lovered58: Screw your head back on and ask me out
lovered58: James?
lovered58: JAMES? ARE YOU THERE?
lovered58: JAMES? ARE YOU OKAY?
prongs00: Hello?
lovered58: James?
prongs00: No, this is Peter, James has fainted.
lovered58:...
prongs00: Wait. He's mumbling something.
prongs00: The 15th
lovered58: What's that mean?
lovered58: PETER? WHAT'S THAT MEAN?
prongs00: The 15th... the 15th... OH! Isn't that the next hogsmead trip?
lovered58: hahahahahaha! Thanks Peter, I'll see you later.
padfootluvzchikn: Hello?
lovered58: who is this?
padfootluvzchikn: Sirius
lovered58: Why do you have so many screen names?
padfootluvzchikn: I have fan girls
lovered58: stop it.
padfootluvzchikn: If Sophie asks for my new screen name tell her I'm workin on it.
lovered58: ...
padfootluvzchikn: So
lovered58: So what?
padfootluvzchikn: So... what did he say?
lovered58: The 15th
padfootluvzchikn: happy?
lovered58: I could cry
Seventh year
Wizard Info: happyprongs
I love you Lils
i swear i'll
never let you go
Sirius wears pink panties
happyprongs: Hey love
lovered58: Hey
happyprongs: Tonight I told the boys we we're going out so they'd
not interrupt any form way or fashion. That okay?
lovered58: Yeah that's okay.
happyprongs: So I'll see you tonight during head b/g duty hmm?
lovered58: No...dinner?
happyprongs: I'm not eating tonight, I have quidditch practice
lovered58: ...
happyprongs: Don't give me that silence
lovered58: ...
happyprongs: What now?
lovered58: You need to eat
happyprongs: No i don't, I'll be fine
lovered58: No you won't. You'll just complain all night about not eating
happyprongs: That's what the kitchen's are for
lovered58: Not while on Duty
happyprongs: ...
lovered58: Don't give me that silence
happyprongs: ...
lovered58: ugh
happyprongs: Sorry, I'll just see you at dinner. Okay?
lovered58: Thank you
happyprongs: Okay then, I love you
lovered58: I love you more
happyprongs: No, I love you more
lovered58: No I love you way more
happyprongs: OKAY. That's enough you disgusting love prats. STOP IT
lovered58: Sirius?
happyprongs: Hello little flower
lovered58: Hi Sirius, give me back my Prongs please
happyprongs: fine, but make it quick.
happyprongs: hahaha, I'm back; he grabbed me and threw me onto the floor
lovered58: that's Sirius
happyprongs: Okay baby, Love youu
lovered58: mmkay love
the end :D!
EXTRAS: for your entertainment and laughing pleasure.
IMOONEDYOU: peter why is there pink font in your profile?
PETEYXX: iono moony, i think sirius hacked into my screen name again.
IMOONEDYOU: i hope so...i didnt know you had such a deep obsession with women's underwear at night...
PETEYXX:...! HE DIDNT!
IMOONEDYOU: HE DID.
IMOONEDYOU: PETER? PETER?
PETEYXX: we never had this discussion
HBLOODPRINCE: yo momma so fat, she had to stop drop and roll to get across the street
PRONGS00: who is this?
DOUBLE O DORE: we're still meeting tonight?
WILD KITTY: of course
DOUBLE O DORE: room of requirements?
WILD KITTY: as soon as class ends
DOUBLE O DORE: you looked smashing today Minerva
WILD KITTY: why thank you Albus