Disclaimer: I do not own Ed Edd n Eddy or The Life and Times of Juniper Lee. They belong to their rightful owners.
Hey guys, sorry for the writers' block. It was killing me. Anyway, I am back writing these stories and everything. Hopefully I can get more ideas for new stories to come around! Thank you guys for staying by me. I appreciate it! :) Alright here we go!
Ed Porking Out!
It was a windy night in the Cul-de-sac. In this small house out yonder, Edd slept soundly in his bed after a long day of having to deal with Ed and Eddy. Juniper, as always, was tolerable at best. She, like him, was the voice of reason - even when things turn out very sour. Juniper was getting used to Ed's mannerisms and customs to random humor. It was hard at first but she managed to adapt quite well in fact.
However, his peaceful night's rest was interrupted by a certain noise rumbling downstairs. Edd opened his eyes quickly realizing something was going wrong, it was happening downstairs. He heard the door open and then shut out of unknown circumstances. What was that coming from? Edd was scared. At first, he thought of calling June, but something in him told him not too. He was unaware how Juniper would react to the circumstances if she would to wake up.
He decided against that.
Edd scanned his room. Frightened, Edd got his cactus from nearby and walked out of his room, shaken at what or who he might encounter. He had to be ready for anything.
He rushed to the Stairway, armed with a cactus looking down to see if the coast was clear. He was terrified. His shoulder bore down on him like as if an elephant fell on his back.
He heard something smash on his floor; slowly but surely, armed with his cactus, he walked down the stairs and hid behind the doorway leading to the kitchen.
Edd took a short peak and saw a stranger raiding his fridge. Edd was disgusted by this.
Edd turned to the back of the wall shaking to his knees, "Oh dear an intruder," he said, "Eating all the food out of my refrigerator! IN BARE FEET!" he exclaimed, "So unsanitary."
He checked again and saw no one in there. He took a closer look, and sneakily walked into the kitchen where the mess was. All of a sudden, the windows shut open spooking him.
"I got a cactus!" Edd warned, sighing in relief. Suddenly, Edd heard moaning coming from his refrigerator. His eyes bulged in fear, his hands slowly reaching into the handles, nervous as all heck, gently pulling on the handle and then suddenly Ed popped out from one of the drawers chewing on a sausage chain.
Edd sighed and noticed his big friend gorging himself with food.
"Ed?" Edd sighed in relief.
Ed still chewed on the sausage chain.
"You nearly scared me out of my one size fits all pajamas," Edd said, "Do you know what time it is?"
Typically, instead of answering, Ed devoured a whole jar of pickles.
"Um Ed?" Edd said; Ed drew closer to him.
"Ed, don't make me use this!" Edd warned until Ed bit off a piece of the plant.
Edd was shocked, "You ate Jim? Ed! cacti have feelings just like your..." Edd was about to go off on him until Ed grabbed Edd food from the refrigerator.
"Hold it right there, Mr. Ed!" Edd demanded, "Where are you going with all my food! Ed, they'll spoil!" he told.
Ed did not listen.
Ed climbed on top of the window and flopped to the ground carrying all of the food he could carry.
Edd stretched his arm out the window and demanded Ed to come back and close the refrigerator door. Ed kept going.
"Ed!" Edd yelled, "I need to wake Eddy!"
AN: Are you guys ready for Juniper's reaction? Leave it down on the comments and I'll see you next time.
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