"The Village of the Hidden Leaf! Konohaaa~! Tadaimaaaa!" she said excitedly, inhaling the nature scent of the place as she was feeling the wind breezes through her locks. She was on the top of the past hokages rock face, standing on its place on the Sandaime's.
"Sandaime! Saya's back!" Hiruzen stood up and looked through his window to see Saya on his rock molded head. "Matakku, she's always taking me by surprise." he sighed, frustrated at the young former ANBU member and his secret niece.
"Just one drink Kakashi, what's the big deal?" Genma said as he slide the glass of whiskey at him. "Don't tell you're afraid of getting a boner in front of the red haired onna here?"
He paused from reading giving his friend a flat look, "Gonna look forward meeting my new students tomorrow, Ja na." he left without turning back at the three friends who seemed enjoying their situation.
"What a boring life he has aside from reading Jiraiya's perverted novel, not that I don't like it though." Genma said to himself and took a shot of alcohol afterward.
"What the hell with that pervert old geezer?! Still treating me like a child, tch!" Saya scowled as she's walking on the street, unaware of her surroundings. She's too annoyed by how the sandaime is treating her, she's not a goddamn child anymore, She even joined ANBU at a very young age just to prove it to him but still no use. And now, she's been appointed as a jounin at the mean time, She was on her secret missions the whole time and not been able to come home, she almost popped her eyeballs out when she saw how much Konoha has change, gone for almost 10 years is kinda depressing for her, specially when she heard about the yondaime and his wife has done to protect the village, she felt sorry and sad for the two. But just when she got excited with her new assignment expecting she'll get her own students, Hiruzen didn't allow her much of her dismay causing her to keep on scowling and cursing his uncle on the street.
"I'm freaking 27 years old! And I know a tons of jutsu!" she suddenly said loudly, luckily it's already evening and the street was almost empty and dark. As she was continuing her feet to move, she suddenly bumped into a silver haired guy with an Icha Icha Paradise novel on his left hand, he's wearing a jounin vest so he must be a jounin. "One must pay attention on her surrounding." he said flatly.
"Oh look who's talking bitch! We bumped into each other because you're not paying a bit too! tch, why do I always get bumped with an idiot." she scowled as she massaging her temple that was hit by a hard thing inside his vest. Kakashi just looked at her inexpressibly, you can't tell if he's annoyed or not because of his mask. She looked up at him frowning in pain. "It's okay, I'm not mad and hurt." he said flatly.
"Aho! I'm the one who got hurt, baaaaka!" she exaggerated with a horrifying and frustrated face. 'Who the hell is this moron by the way?' she said to herself.
"Tch, Forget it! I don't want to ruin my face to sleep."
"It's already ruined."
"NANDATTO KURAA?!" she bursted into her madness as she faced Kakashi who is just giggling on what the hell he's reading on the perverted novel and not paying her any slight attention. However, he paused showing that he might be done reading the lemon part and looked at her raging face. "Huh? Did you say something?" he asked, she was really mad but then she stopped making her face scary and paused to smile at him, fake smile at that.
"No! Nothing! I just said you're a perverted jounin who loves reading perverted novels and maybe jerking his own at night without knowing his students, aside from that, Nothing!" she said sarcastically while damningly smiling at him. 'Victory!' she said to herself.
He blushed.
From emotionless to embarrassed face. 'This woman..that was uncalled for.' he thought.
"Jaa, Mattane, Ero-san." she said emphatically. She left him standing on that place, jaw dropped. 'Ero-san?! What the hell?!'
He too, moved his feet dragging himself to his apartment.
"WHAT THE HELL?!"
"This is the hokage's office you're shouting at, calm down Saya." Hiruzen said. She didn't seem to calm anyway, hearing what Sandaime said.
"M-my room..My precious room.." she said depressingly. "You've been away for 9 years and the kunoichis are rapidly increasing every year so taking room from a busy shinobi is only natural." Hiruzen explained.
"And in exchange, you want me to move on to the boys apartment?! Are you freaking serious, Sandaime?!" she screeched not believing what his uncle was saying. He grinned and took a thumbs up gesture at her.
"Now, now my dear niece, you can live in our house instead, Konohamaru will be happy having to play with someone at night."
"SHIRUKAA! Don't "now now" me! I just want to sleep peacefully at night!"
"Well, that place is right for you. The boys are not loud like the kunoichis, they're gentlemen who respects every woman in this village, like me the hokage."
"Since you mention yourself I doubt it." she said directly making a poker face while waving his hand left and right repeatedly, clearly not convinced.
"You have no choice either way."
She sighed, 'Ichidaime, Nidaime, Minato-taijou..why didn't you take uncle with you guys?' she said in herself, truly depressing as she have no choice but to accept the offer in order to sleep tonight. She just got home from a long journey anyway, so she must be very tired.
"Jaa, ittekure Pops." she said as she left the room leaving her uncle inside.
"Man! Red haired women are the best!" Genma said, bit of hanged over from alcohol as he walked fuzzily on the street with Jiraiya and Asuma.
"Nah, the bigger boobs the better." Jiraiya objected. Imagining those women's breasts inside the Pub while grinning maniacally, Asuma just held his forehead in frustration on these two friends. He lead the two to their apartment since he was the only one who didn't drink much alcohol, and by the fact that Kakashi left him. They might be good and skilled during fights but such a pain in the ass sometimes when they have no any missions. He also need to prepare for tomorrow's teacher-students meeting.
"Now let's see...few blocks away from the first room..which led to the...uhh..room.." Saya walked inside the apartment, reading the sketch and instruction while looking at every room numbers. She stopped when she reached the vacant room.
"..506." she opened the door and wandered her eyes inside only to find it so...girly. However, seems like his uncle have already planned this earlier than she ever thought as she looked at her things well arranged and was placed to its proper places. Her room was on the second floor of the building letting her to see the moon on its best view. When she was about to sleep, she suddenly heard someone coming, singing a very ridiculous theme song.
"Yohohoho yohohoho Yohohoho yohohoho"
She paused and decided to listen while the person who are coming was singing idiotically.
"Binkusu no sake wo, todoke ni yuku yo Umikaze kimakase namimakase Shio no mukou de, yuuhi mo sawagu Sora nya wa wo kaku, tori no uta Sayonara minato, tsumugi no sato yo Don to icchou utao, funade no uta Kinpa-ginpa mo shibuki ni kaete Oretachya yuku zo, umi no kagiriii~ Oops!" the person laughed as he let out a sudden burp.
"What the hell? A Ninja singing a pirate's song? Is he stupid or something?" she asked herself while listening as the person outside kept on singing nonsensical song for a nin like them.
"Hora, shut up Genma everyone's already sleeping." she heard another person said trying to make the man who sang to shut his freaky mouth.
"Ha ha! Juth lweth mee shing again. Binkusu no sake wo-" but the other person didn't let him finish the song when she heard a loud sound of being spanked, after a few seconds all she just only heard was a sudden loud snores coming out, maybe from that singing guy.
She sighed.
"I guess I also need to sleep. I also need to prepare for meeting my partner who'll be teaching a three type of punks." she yawned, laying her self on the bed and getting ready on getting herself devoured by her dreams.
"Kakashi, did you already meet your partner? She's on the room next to you." Hiruzen said.
'She? A woman at boys' apartment?' he said to himself.
"I haven't yet, Sandaime." he said politely.
"Well then, just in time.."
The door opened exposing the said partner of Kakashi. "Ohayo..pops.." Saya greeted, she yawned comfortably not noticing the man her uncle was talking with first. After rubbing her eyes to see clearly, her eyes nailed on Kakashi who was looking at her, sweat dropped not believing to be stucked with a loud foul-mouthed woman with the rest of his dear unmarried life. 'Sandaime, why this woman?..' he thought depressingly.
Saya's eyes widened 3x when she realized it's him. "YOU?!" both exclaimed in unison making Hiruzen to grin. "Well, it seems like you already knew each other."
"NO, WE'RE NOT." they both responded in such an amazing timing and unison. Sandaime just sweat dropped and sighed.
"Saya, learn some respect, this is the hokage's office as I told you." Hiruzen lectured her making Kakashi to grin inside his mind. 'Serves her right.' he thought.
Say bowed realizing her immaturity and lose of her cool, she bowed. "Most apology, Sandaime." her face became serious.
"Kakashi, Saya, teaching a hardheaded jinjuriki isn't easy so as a former ANBU officers I want you to get along for the sake of your students."
"Jinjuriki? do you mean..Minato-taijou's son?" Saya asked. "Ah." Sandaime nodded.
'Heh..she's also an ANBU, but I never saw her before.' he said to himself.
"Kakashi, I want you to officially meet Saya. She's an ANBU officer just like you and just came back yesterday from a long years mission." Hiruzen introduced her. "Saya, I'm looking forward working with you." she bowed, however, he knew she was just being obedient because Sandaime was there. He bowed back, "Hatake Kakashi, nice working with you too." 'Nice, my foot.' he hissed in his mind.
"Damn! Where's our sensei?! He's freaking late!" a blonde boy with an orange jumpsuit said in a frustrated expression totally losing his patience while they are waiting for their instructor to come.
"Let's just wait a little longer, Naruto." a pink haired girl said while still blushingly staring at the raven haired boy sitting silently not minding the both of them, world has probably taught him how cruel it was for him to be such in a well trained serious cold face expression.
"You see, about last night..I'm sorry." Saya said while both of them walked towards the room where they supposed to meet up with their students. Hearing her apologizing, Kakashi turned to look at her awkward face.
"It's alright." he smiled. As walking, Kakashi stopped in front of the admin office, she also stopped and followed him inside.
"Izumo, where's my students' folder?" Kakashi asked the guy sitting in his desk covered with lots of papers on his table.
"Hai, over there. I hope this time you'll pass them." the man named Izumo said jokingly. Saya wondered about the guy's name, she felt like he's familiar for some reason. Kakashi took the four folder including his three student's profiles.
"Izumo..hmm, I think I heard his name before.." she muttered loudly just enough to make Izumo and Kakashi noticed her. She thought very hard on when was that time she heard Izumo's name. After a minute of silent between the three jonin, Saya suddenly..
"AH! Izumo?! The boy chased by Ibiki-san and has pissed on his pants while at it back then! Deshou ne?! It's you right?" she suddenly freaked out. Izumo blushed harder as everyone inside the office looked at Saya while Kakashi sweat dropped.
"Oi..yamero.." Izumo said in a most embarrassed way because of the misunderstanding.
"Man, that was funny! Haha Ibiki was the scariest ninja here so I don't blame you! Hahaha!" she said holding up her forehead while laughing.
"Iye, you've got it all wrong." Kakashi blurted out flatly in Izumo's relief.
"Huh?"
"It was Kotetsu, not him."
"Nani?.."
"Both of them was chased but it was Kotetsu who pissed in his pants." Kakashi explained. "The one who pissed is all that matter! Man, you both nailed it!" she insisted laughingly. Kakashi and Izumo as well as the other shinobi inside sweat dropped, few are laughing and some are holding back.