Author's Note: Hello anyone who may be reading this, I have three notes before we go on:
a) I type slow. Very slow.
b) I'm new so don't torch me or I will throw a weenie at you.
what comes after b class ?) Oops, miscount . (WRONG! its c)
"AUUUGH" Zim was tired. Three days of demon ferret engineering had really wiped him out.
He put the furry, now evil mammal back in the cage and stretched, hey, evil is hard you know.
Zim could put off his DOOM until tomorrow.
"Computer!"
"What 'o mighty overlord?" it replied with equal parts irritation and sarcasm. It may have to obey
Zim, but nobody said it had to enjoy doing so.
"Take me to my private quarters," Zim commanded, refusing to note the tones in its voice.
"Sure thing amazing one," the computer jeered. Annoyed, Zim produced a cute purple teddy bear and gave an 'inconspicuous' threat.
"Oh look, it is Mr. Fuzziepooh, my computer's old stuffed bear, he probably does not want it anymore
so I will give it to Gir, who will maim it horribly," he paused and said, "Get the picture?"
"Yes sir," and with that a tube snaked down to just over Zim sucked him up. Unfortunately the
computer had misjudged the size of tube needed and his head got stuck.
"...I hate you." Zim calmly stated.
Ten minutes and three tries with the Jaws of Life later Zim was in his room. The five walls formed a perfect pentagon with the door in the middle of a wall. The wall adjacent to the door's own was home to
a medium black and silver metal dresser, the top was covered in pretty doodads. Going left, the next side of the room held a purple king-sized bed with a black Irken logo. Side three was a bookcase ,four had a personal computer, and the last bore a wide screen TV. Right now, I wish I had Zim's room.
Cool as the room was, the effect was ruined when Zim walked in and literally flopped on the bed,
wearing a white T-shirt, black pajama bottoms, and no gloves,- AAAH! THE HORROR! THE PURE UNADULTERATED HORROR! Uh, ignore that- to settle down for a good nights rest.
YAY! We lived through the prologue, and I HATE THIS MOUSE! Oh and remember, a review a day keeps Zim's demon ferrets away( eheheh, nice ferrets...help me).