Authors Note

Hey! So this is our hopefully awesome story. We were like literally dying waiting for The Neptune's Son to come out and this was our solution… for like 2 days . LilyPotterLover would like to add that she helped make the story at 3:03 AM. I hope you like and don't think it's cheasy or were bad writers etc. Apparently we DON'T WANT FLAMES. Yet we want reviews… don't ask how that works PLEASE!

Disclaimer: WE DON'T OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS!

"Percy! Would you care to answer the problem (9a^2+b)^4/24b^7=c?"

"huh…" Oh crap. Nothing beats waking up in the middle of math class and having to answer a problem that couldn't be answered.

"Percy Jackson. I will see you after class."

This really snotty girl with a strawberry blonde bob gave me a look that could kill and raised her hand.

"Mrs. Dodds! I know the answer!" Oh Zeus! What is her name? Is that a bad sign that I can't remember that? Wait. Hold on. Oh Zeus? Whered' that come from? I have problems.

RIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGG! By the gods that's annoying! "By the gods"? Whoa I'm losing my mind.

Everybody stood up and you could feel a change in the atmosphere. I noticed a girl with long blonde hair and stormy gray eyes also remain seating.

"You both know why you're here right?" Mrs. Dodds asked in a deadly soft voice.

"Is no an answer?" I asked and wondered if I had ADHD because that was a really dumb thing to say.

"I really hate you Perseus Jackson," Mrs. Dodds snarled at me. "And Reyna. You should really improve your choice of friends."

And suddenly Mrs. Dodd's eyes started to glow like in a cheasy horror film. Her fingernails turned yellow, claw-like and very, very long. Her face grew haggard and all wrinkly and even stranger her leather jacket turned into to overgrown bat wings.

This just beat the math problem in terms of "worst things that could happen to me."