Harry Potter's Teddy Bear
One day young Harry here was walking along the large hallways of Hogwarts
When Malfoy walked by smirking. "Hey I would watch if I were you," he sneered at Harry, "You don't want to get your head stuck in a toilet now would you, Potty?" He strode away laughing hysterically. Crabbe and Goyle who somehow had been turned into large blue-butted baboons chuckling.
Suddenly Harry couldn't stand it anymore.
He threw out his wand and shouted "I-fling-poo-at-you."
A giant teddy blossomed out of Harry's wand and began flinging poo at Malfoy.
Suddenly Snape appeared. (As soon as he finished applying a thick layer of grease to his hair of course), he said "Potter you have detention, cause I'm bias and don't like you, oh yeah and give me that bear, I want to cuddle up to it on cold rainy nights," he said giggling girlishly.
But the Bear did not like greasy gits (for the dummies reading this, Snape = greasy git). So he turned his attention and began to fling poo at him till Snape was covered with the chunky brown stuff.
Then quite suddenly (scientists are still trying to find out why) the world was covered with poo.
And Harry Potter was happy.
One day young Harry here was walking along the large hallways of Hogwarts
When Malfoy walked by smirking. "Hey I would watch if I were you," he sneered at Harry, "You don't want to get your head stuck in a toilet now would you, Potty?" He strode away laughing hysterically. Crabbe and Goyle who somehow had been turned into large blue-butted baboons chuckling.
Suddenly Harry couldn't stand it anymore.
He threw out his wand and shouted "I-fling-poo-at-you."
A giant teddy blossomed out of Harry's wand and began flinging poo at Malfoy.
Suddenly Snape appeared. (As soon as he finished applying a thick layer of grease to his hair of course), he said "Potter you have detention, cause I'm bias and don't like you, oh yeah and give me that bear, I want to cuddle up to it on cold rainy nights," he said giggling girlishly.
But the Bear did not like greasy gits (for the dummies reading this, Snape = greasy git). So he turned his attention and began to fling poo at him till Snape was covered with the chunky brown stuff.
Then quite suddenly (scientists are still trying to find out why) the world was covered with poo.
And Harry Potter was happy.