Hello, I'm Nick Dahdah.
How Godzilla Completely Pwned the Clover field monster.
After the extreamly gay and retarded moster from that horrible movie Clover Field MADE EVERYONE IN THE THEATER KILL THEMSEVELS, It tried to kill the King of the monsters.
Using its idiocy, ir prepared for what it hoped to be the apcolaptic fight of the world, giving no remorse, no safety. For those of who don't know what it looks like, it kind of has an insect head with two breathing things on the sides, two double jointed arms hutting out in front of a leathery, torso-like body, and dragged along with its claws and had a tail that dragged along with ground. And it had reaalllllly big teeth. It also had little parasites that jumped off its body, nad pulled the alien on peeps. And had the abilty to be so boring, that people in the theater would find ways to saw their won heads off. With Forks.
It was looking in a mirror, and decided it looked too pretty to be in a fight, so it bashed its head in with its own movie. Which makes no snese at all. Niether does this movie. It got a little ruffed a bit, and slapped itself with its really, stupid, lokking arms.
Finally, It was ready. I have no idea whether its some kind of sea monster or not, but but we're going with that, and letting it swim across the sea. It swam for forty and forty nights, braving stupid ;perils that little kids could survive, and taking a trip down to the artic just to say he froze there. So it makes no sense.
Finally, he came to the shores of Japan, and crawled forth from the sea, wrecking things, and dropping crap all over the place. Ut when he got itn othe heart of the city, he high tailed it outta, bcuae THOSE JAPANESE CRAZY!!!!!!!
They actually hit him with their guns, and brought out maser cannons. They even shot their own peeps at him, they don't care. They probably should've let him in there, so he could thin out their population a bit.
He wen in an hid in the bay. Until Godzilla came, and wondered who been messing with his city. Then, the idiot emrged once again.
Godzilla heard his challenge. Then he almost laughed himself to death. Which was the Cloverfield monsster's plan all along. But, Godzilla stopped laughing, and just stomped on him. And said "Pwned N00b."
And that concudles Nick's Review of CLOVERFIELD.