Hamburger havoc
Ch. 1 Hi
Disclaimer: I don't own anything except my imagination and I hardly even own that… how sad.
Evil Kat: wow a random story...my first random story… and here to help me is my sister Speed Reader. Give it up for her. – crickets-
Speed Reader: No matter how horrible this story may be, please don't pelt my little sister with garbage…fresh tomatoes work fine.
Evil Kat: that hurts you know, but onto the story.
" " Talking
' ' Thinking
"I'll find you Cooper!" echoed through Bolivia.
Carmelita road back to her apartment upset with herself for not catching Sly. The next day she stopped at Burger World for a burger and soda for her lunch after a long and uneventful patrol. She had just sat down when crashes came from the hall getting closer to her office. She groaned "What now?". All of the sudden her office door flew open and in runs Murry saying, "Carmelita, Sly loves you" and Sly's chasing after him yelling, "no Murry don't tell her" and last but not least comes Bentley saying " Guys come back here we'll be arrested". Murry comes to a sudden stop at her desk and Sly tripped over his own feet and fell out the window and into a dumpster. Carmelita watching with amusement shook her head and walked back to her desk to eat her burger only to find it gone with Murry standing there, licking his fingers. Carmelita walked to the closet and got out her pistol thinking 'well time for another run.' "You have five seconds to get away starting right now 5, 4, 3, 2, 1." And like Carmelita thought they were riding the van away from her and left the unconscious Sly in the dumpster.
Evil Kat: wow finished and it only took me two days. Puts on proud face
Speed Reader: It took you two days because you kept telling me to write a story. And just to piss you off it's gonna be shorter than this one.
-Whacks sister in the head when she starts to make whiney noises-
Evil Kat: Ow! Wait what whiney noises?
Speed Reader: The ones you made right in my ear…my poor bleeding ear.
Evil Kat: go get a band-aid.
Speed Reader: The sad thing about that last sentence was that neither of us could correctly spell band-aid…
Evil Kat: how sad.
Speed Reader: Shut up.
Evil Kat: make me –sticks tongue out at Speed Reader- but anyway that's the end of my story now I have to go meditate so I don't turn into a flaming cat of doom. And the little blue box that says go is a good little box so click it and review.
Speed Reader: -Roasting marshmallows above her flaming cat of a sister- I love my marshmallows.
Evil Kat: ahhhhhhh the marshmallow fell on my head! -Runs around in a circle trying to get the marshmallow off her head-
Speed Reader: -sniffles- My poor marshmallow.
Evil Kat: and not me? I'm leaving. Thanks for reading, bye.
Speed Reader: Bye! You know she's just gonna add more to this just because she wants to have last word.
Evil Kat: you got it, bye and Speed Reader don't even think about adding more. –glares at Speed Reader and knocks her out when she tries to add more.-