"I love you."
"I love you more."
"Nope. That's impossible."
"Suuure, Jack."
Jack Harkness and Rose Tyler were sitting on the couch in Rose's flat. Her feet lay in his lap.
"I love you, even when you get all touchy-feely."
Jack leered.
"I thought you liked it when I got all 'touchy-feely.'"
"Nu-uh."
"Oh, yeah? Well I love you even when you have nasty morning breath."
Rose's mouth fell open.
"Jack Harkness! I do not have morning breath!"
"Okay, Rose. Sure."
"Yeah? Well I love you even when you play with your Doctor action figures in the dead of night!"
Jack look horrified.
"How did you know?"
Rose smirked.
"I have my ways."
"I love you when you're at your time of the month and you're all grouchy!"
"I love you when you're smiling you Mona Lisa smile."
Jack snorted.
"What's my Mona Lisa smile, pray tell?"
Rose frowned.
"When you have your 'I know something you don't' smirk. Gwen hates it."
"Oh.I love you even when you catch the stove on fire with your horrendous cooking."
"I love you even when you spend four hours on your hair."
His hands flew to his head.
"My hair is valuable! And I love you even when you smack me."
Rose gaped at him.
"Only when you deserve it!"
Jack muttered something about 'abusive wives'.
"I love you-"
Rose placed a finger on his lips.
"Lets just say we both love each other very, very, very much, okay?"
"Alright, wife of mine."
She rolled her eyes.
"Whatever you say, hubby."
They both laughed and leaned into each other, completely and utterly in love.
A/N
Oh my god. That was just so...fluffy. It almost made me freaking vomit. Whatever.
Kate