Chapter 1: The addiction of Cheerios.

Notes: - Martin and Java are gay together, but not in this chapter.
- Diana is addicted to Cheerios and has anger issues.
- Java is intimidated by Diana.
- This is my first fanfic.

Martin was in room reading play-girl. Java was in the living room watching TV. Diana was in the kitchen while manically searching for a box of Cheerios to eat. She was getting very impatient while scrambling to find her favorite cereal.

"JAVA!" Diana screamed.

"What Diana want?" Asked Java.

"Where the FUCK are my Cheerios?" She screamed at Java while foaming at the mouth. Java's eyes widened as he was getting scared of Diana's newest anger problems. Diana grabbed Java by his shirt collar and pulled him right up to her with her pissed off look. "I said, where are my Cheerio's?" Diana said in a calm yet threatening voice.

"Java don't know! He swears!" Java explained. Diana let go of Java and he ran back to the living room and hid in nervousness.

Diana was still looking for her crack-like addiction. She started getting really pissed and was breaking cabinet doors off their hinges. She took the fridge and tipped it making food spill everywhere. She got so mad of the mess she made, she actually lifted up the stove and threw it through the kitchen wall. Then she saw some plates on the counter and just decided to throw them forcefully to the floor. "AHHHHHHH!" She screamed in anger then kicked all the food and stomped on the plates.

Martin came out of his room holding a box of Cheerios in one hand, and eating them with the other. "What's wrong sis?" Asked Martin in a queer voice. Java got aroused. Diana's left eye started to twitch with a normal look on her face. "Whoa Diana! What the hell happened here?" Asked Martin.

"Well Diana get mad because Diana want Cheerios." Explained Java.

Diana turned immediately to Java's direction. Java quickly turned his head away.

"Oh right this was the last box. Oops. Haha kinda forgot about that." Said Martin in a nervous tone. Diana tackled Martin without warning and started punching his face in with both fists. "Ow! Ow! Ouch!" Screamed Martin in pain as his face was being pummeled. Diana got off Martin and picked up a nearby garbage can and threw it forcefully at his head. Then she picked up an umbrella and smashed him accross the face with it. Diana let out a tribal scream and stomped on Martin's special zone. "AHHHHHHHH!" Yelled Martin as he lay winced in pain. "My fucking sack!" He screamed at Diana.

"FUCK YOU MARTIN!" Said Diana. "Take my Cheerios next time and I'll actually murder you! God! How can this day get any worse?" All of a sudden Martin's watch made a beeping noise. "FUUCKK!" Diana angrily yelled. "The damn center wants us to do some shitty mission!"

Martin slowly got up and rubbed his head in pain. Java came over and started giving Martin a scalp massage. Diana looked over angrily at the two of them. Java was smirking at Martin then noticed Diana's stare. He then immediately stopped and was awaiting Diana's reply. She just rolled her eyes and shuddered. "Let's just go and do this fucking stupid-shit 'Mission'!"

Martin looked at his watch to see where to go in order to enter the center. "Ugh, it's coming from the toilet." Said Martin. "We have to hop in it in order to get in the center."

"Wow. Sometimes I think the center TRIES to piss me off." Said Diana as she was lifting up the toilet seat just see a shit. "MARTIN!" She scoffed at him. She took Martin's head and placed it on the toilet and smashed his head with the seat until the seat broke in pieces. Then she took toilet paper and shoved it in Martin's mouth choking him until she finally just threw Martin in the toilet, and into the center. Java just hopped in really fast. Diana was the last one and just casually stepped into the shit-stained toilet. They all fell for a second and landed on a pad. They saw aliens typing some random shit that made no sense. Martin, Java and Diana all stood up and groaned in the pain of falling. "I swear to god if I see Billy I'm gonna lose it." Said Diana.

"Hi guys!" Said an annoying voice from behind. Diana turned around really fast and punched Billy right in the face then broke his neck and threw his spaceship on the floor forcefully. She then kicked Billy's dead body into a crevise in the floor. Java Started whimpering in sadness. Diana turned around to Java and put her right index finger and thumb close together. "You're this close Java." She threatened. Martin elbowed Java.

"Don't cry Javipooh," said Martin "I don't want to get my ass kicked again." Java tried to hold back the tears as Diana was just turning away. They eventually made it to a big round door. It opened, ands there was Mom standing infront of her table waiting for her agents.

"Welcome Martin, Java and Diana." Said Mom as she was sitting down. "Where's Billy?" She asked. Diana just glared at Martin and Java.

"Billy never show up." Said java. Diana nodded to him.

"Huh that's weird. Oh well, anyways here's the mission..." She started to explain to them as they all gathered around a table to hear Mom's explaination...