The somewhere in between Random FanFic of DOOM!

by RetroRebel85

Luigi crashes his car into things, with hilarious results, Bowser buys Lemmy a toy, Link takes Zelda to dinner and Mario tries to kill himself. Now finished, and full of fail.

1. Chapter 1

Mario and Luigi presents… The Big Random FanFic of DOOM!

Mario: I'll take a pound of nuts.

Luigi: That's a lot of nuts!

Mario: …

Luigi: That'll be four coins baby! You want fries with that?!

Mario: AHHHH!

Scene 2

Wario: Run!

Waluigi: No!

Mario: Get into the chopper! Chopper! Chopper!

Scene 3

Mario: Ring ring ring ring Banana Phone!

Scene 4

Mario: My mama always said life is like a-Luigi: CHOPPER!

The Livin' End.