It's time for some Assassin's Creed parody-oneshots! Okay, Humor/Parody at least...
It will probably be mostly AC II fics since I've played that game the most.
Sniper Assassin *huge smile*
"Leonardo.." Ezio coughed. "You don't understand, I have *cough* I've got to go kill the bastardi templar. *cough*"
"Nonsense Ezio. You are in no condition to assassinate people, let alone climb buildings to escape the guards. No, I think it's for the best if I just take your place instead…"
"You? But… You've never killed someone before… You'll get killed! *cough*"
"Not if I don't use my new improvement of your gun." And from out of nowhere he whipped out a sniper rifle.
"Wha-wha-whachoo!-what is that?" Ezio sneezed out.
"Bless you. This? Oh, this is just something some man who claimed to be out on a time-travelling-adventure left with me since it was broken. But I fixed it! Of course he was already gone, mumbling something about someone named Tardis I think… Funny name…"
"And you think it will work?"
"Of course it will work! Now, lay down here and I'll make you some tea with honey… Now what did I do with that portable kitchen he left me?"
"Goodbye Ezio, wish me good luck!" Leonardo walked out of the door and then his head showed up from behind it. "If you want more tea there's water on the stove. The honey is in the cupboard over there, but don't touch any of the bottles labelled 'Nitro-glycerine', okay? Okay bye!"
Some time afterwards a sharp bang was heard from the palazzo Ducale and an explosion originating from Leonardo Da Vinci's workshop.
Desynchronized.
Never let Leonardo assassinate someone XD
Never leave Ezio alone with nitro-glycerine either...