Hello people! This is going to be a very random fanfic! That's just it, plain and simple. I just couldn't go a day without writing and I wanted something short. So, behold the awesome randomness! And please, I know the story is terrible! I don't need people flaming me!!
The sky was dark and the moon shone brighter than that of any other night. It was that time of year again. It was time for the local park to have its yearly benefit! The benefit would help those less fortunate have a thanksgiving meal. Everyone in Central was invited. The only way to get in though is with a date.
Riza went with Roy. Ed went with Winry. But as for the other military officers and Al, they were stuck in a situation they really despised. This is why they hated the month of November.
"Aw, come on guys, it's not that hard to find someone to go with!" Roy said. "Yeah, really, how hard can it be!" agreed Edward.
"You have no idea!" Al said, "You know full well that I wanted to go with Winry and you asked her! That is just not nice, brother!" The hollow suit of armor that was his body gave off fumes of a bad temper. Anyone could tell when Al was mad, despite his lack of most facial expressions.
"Yeah, Roy you have some nerve! Saying that it's not that hard to get a date! Who do you think you are some kind of popular superstar or something? It took you a whole month to get up the courage to ask Riza to go with you!" said Havoc.
Armstrong volunteered the option of Havoc going with the Armstrong daughter but she declined when she saw Havoc. She said she wanted a man as big and strong as her brother. This tore Havoc's heart into shreds.
Now, Fuery, on the other hand, never really tried to find anyone to go with. He always was just a single guy and, quite frankly, he was happy that way. He never was interested in any girl he met. He only had girls as friends, just plain old regular friends.
This benefit was supposed to be fun, not stressful. All the guys were doing was fighting. They never once stopped, except in the presence of the Fuehrer. That was pretty much the only time they didn't fight. And that was only so that they didn't get fired.
As a result of one of their fights Ed had transmuted something of value, and Roy blew up a section of the building. Then they (Edward and Roy) got into a fight. (Don't ask me why!) This resulted in large damages to the building.
"What the hell is going on here??!?!?" asked Fuehrer. He hated when these two got into major fights. It all started when he approved that fight between them (you guys know, the Fullmetal vs. Flame battle, right?). Ever since then, the two alchemists have been in, close to, nonstop fighting. Rarely, they were nice to one another.
"Absolutely nothing, Sir" Roy and Ed said in unison. "Is that so? Then why is the building a big gigantic mess?" inquired the Fuehrer. "Well, you see …" Roy's voice trailed away. He was caught and there was no way to get out of it.
So, in result of their fights, they weren't allowed to go to the big thanksgiving benefit. They were forced to clean up the mess for $5 an hour. The money would go to the foundation for the less fortunate. Al got to go with Winry and one of the other guys went with Riza.
THE END
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