This is something I thought up when I was reading Breaking Dawn. Enjoy :)
Rosalie: Emmett, you know what happens when you drink that stuff,
Snatches vodka bottle from Emmett
Emmett snatches it back
Emmett: Rose, come on, that was one time, and anyway, it was Jasper's fault
Jasper hisses, everyone suddenly looks confused by the hissing
Rosalie: Emmett, you will get completely wasted
Emmett: Babe, it's me, you really think I'll get drunk that easy, its one measly shot!
5 seconds later
Emmett: Rosie, Rosie, Rosie,
Rosalie rolls her eyes,
Emmett: No, no no! I'm not drunk,
Rosalie: Emmett, give me the bottle
Emmett: No, it was Jazz's fault,
Rosalie stalks off, Emmett carries on drinking out of the bottle
Meanwhile, Bella is talking with Alice, about, yes, SHOPPING!
Bella: So, you bought me, a whole new set of clothes, and the honeymoons only for a few weeks?
Alice: I'm a Cullen, you're now a Cullen, and we're all Cullen's!
Bella: What's that got to do with things?
Alice: *Shrugs* and skips off to tipsy Jasper
Carlisle and Esme are enjoying a glass of wine,
Esme: He's finally happy,
Carlisle: Hmm, too happy
Esme: Oh for the love of…
Carlisle: You think it too!
Esme: Think what!?
Carlisle: Its all drugs!
Esme walks away, Carlisle looks at Edward suspiciously