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"The Ouran private institute those with excellent social standings and filthy rich families. The Ouran host club is where the handsomest boys that have way too much time on their hands entertain girls who also have way too much time on their hands. Sounds a bit shallow right Fumou? We should check it out." Said Amai holding a pamphlet of the Ouran Academy and their host club.

"Sure. If were lucky enough maybe we'll Hikaru and Kouru there."

Moments later Fumou and Amai found themselves in front of music room #3.

"Well this is supposed to be the place. Go ahead Fumou, open it."

"Ok" Fumou opened the door and rose petals came flying out.

"Welcome," Said a group of boys. "To the Ouran Host club."

Fumou and Amai looked at each other then burst out laughing. "HAHAHAHAH!! You guys call yourself a host club!!" The boys stared at them in confusion.

Then Hikaru and Kaouru realized who they were. "Fumou! Amai!" The girls stopped laughing enough to realize who was calling there names. "Hikaru! Kaouru!" They both yelled in excitement. They hugged each other.

"So what are you guys doing in a place like this?" Asked Fumou.

"Us?!? We should be asking you that. We haven't seen you since elementary"

"What happened?"

"Well right before middle school started we moved to Paris." Amai replied.

"Oh that explains it"

"But it doesn't explain why you here."

"Oh i can explain that," Said Fumou. "Our dad got transferred back here for a while."

"So your gonna be leaving soon." The boys said with grief.

"Well not until Christmas." Said Amai trying to cheer them up.

"Sweet! That's a lot of time!"

"Hikaru, Kaouru, would you mind introducing us to your friends?" Said a guy wearing glasses.

"Oh everyone these are our friends Amai," He pointed to the girl with long brown hair.

"Hi!"

"-And Fumou." He pointed to the girl with short brown hair.

"Yo."

"They're sisters."

"Yeah but I'm older." Said Fumou.

"Only by 3 minutes!"

"Wait, so you two are twins?" said a small blond boy holding a pink bunny.

"You bet!" They replied with their arms around each other.

"But you look nothing alike."

"Well duh we're fraternal twins."

"Oh, that makes more sense."

Another blond boy walked up to Amai, took her hand and kissed it, "Why it is very nice to meet you princess Amai."

She didn't blush,like he expected, instead she took his hand and kissed it. "It's nice to meet you too, guy who tries too hard."

He turned to Fumou,confused.

"Don't even think about it pretty boy!" She said with a glare

"Heh, they're still the same as when were little right Kaouru?"

"Got that right. Sorry boss but compliments don't work on them. Whenever boys tried to flatter them,it had no effect on them."

"I see." Blondie found them interesting. Then something or should i say a certain someone caught Amai's eye.

She turned and whispered to Fumou. "Really?"

"I think so." They shoved blondie out of their way and jolted to a girlish looking boy.

"Are you a crossdresser?!?!" They both asked in excitement. Everyone else were a bit shocked.

"Yeah I guess you could say that."Said Haruhi,dully.

"Cool! We love crossdressers!!"

She raised an eyebrow. "Uh Amai, Fumou would you mind keeping Haruhi being a girl a secret?"

"Why should we blondie?" replied Amai.

"Well becaus- did you just call me blondie?"

"Yep. You were saying though."

"Well no one else knows."

"Give us a moment." Fumou and Amai huddled up. After a few minutes they came to decision.

"Okay we have come to a decision." "We will keep your secret secret,"

"Yes!"

"But! We wanna help out with the host club in whatever way we can."

"What?! Why?!"

"Because, we don't have alot of time to spend with Hikaru and Kaouru."

"And it seems like they spend most of their time here."

"And we also wanna get to know the rest of you too." Amai added.

"Well i am sorry but only boys may join the host club." said the boy with glasses again.

"Well then why is Haruhi here?"

"Yes well Haruhi broke an 8,000,000 yen Renaissance vase and seeing how she is a commoner she can not pay for it. So she works here." The girls had a mischievous look on their faces. Like the one the twins usually had.

"Well too bad i guess we'll just leav-opps!" Said Fumou 'acidentally' knocking over a vase.

"Well then i guess we have no choice in hiring you."

"Yes!" They both said in excitement. They high-fived each other.

"Always did get what they wanted."

"I see you two haven't changed much since we were little."

"Nope not a bit!" Said Fumou showing a peace sign.

"Wait, we should at least know you names. "

Blondie stood up.

" My name is Tamaki Suoh, but you may call me your prince."

"Cut it blondie, I'm not falling for your tricks." said Amai with a harsh tone, pushing Tamaki aside. The other blond boy walked up to them.

"My name is Mitskuni Honinozuka, but you can call me Honey. And that big guy over there is my cousin Takashi Morinozuka, but you can call him Mori."

They starred at him then smiled and said, "Nice to meet you Honey and Mori!"

The guy with glasses decided to introduce himself next. "I am Kyoya Ootori, vice president of this host club."

"So if your the vp who's the presidente?" Fumou questioned Kyoya.

"That would be who you call blondie."

"Eh tu momma?"

"Are you messing with us?"

"What does that mean?" Tamaki said a little ticked.

"It means we can't see you as president of this place."

"Wait a minute Fumou. Remember what i said about this place earlier, now i know why,"

"What do you mean by that?"

"Oh nothing."

Tamaki starts poking them annoyingly.

"Why won't you tell me? Why? Why? Why? Tell me!" Fumou dramatically slapped his hand and he went flying.

"I didn't even slap you that hard. It's because you like an egotistical, narcissistic person that can't handle criticism."

"I am n-what does that mean?"

"It mean...take it away Fumou!"

"It means your an idiot!"

FIN


A: Hoped you like the 1st chapter. Took a while F:Yeah and it took a long time to edit,I have no Idea how you past English Amai.