Bleached Potter and the Sorcerer's Sword
Elle: July 15th marks and exciting day in the world of both Harry Potter and Bleach so I decided to combine these two brilliant ideas in a Harry Potter Movie Parody.
I own nothing, not Bleach nor Harry Potter
The street was illuminated by a dozen or so streetlamps. It was completely empty until a man appeared on them. He was wearing a black kimono and a white haori and he pulled a strange looking device from his obi. He clicked it and the first street lamp went out. He clicked it again and the next went out. He did so ten more times until the street was completely dark. A cat mewed somewhere and the man looked down at a black cat sitting next to a house. The man smiled at the cat.
"I should have known you would have been here," the man said with a sly smile. The cat was no longer sitting by the house and instead a dark skinned woman in black leggings and an orange sweater took its place. "Yoruichi"
"Good evening Mr. Urahara," Yoruichi said briskly. She turned and faced the man standing next to her. "Are the rumors true, Kisuke?"
"I'm afraid so Yoruichi," Urahara said sadly shaking his head. "The good and the bad"
"And the boy?" Yoruichi asked wanted to get down to the precise matter that pertained to why she and Urahara were having a meeting in a dark and deserted street.
"Tessai is bringing him," Urahara said as they started walking up the dark street. Yoruichi stopped. She had her doubts about the man who was supposed to be bringing the boy.
"Do you think it wise to trust Tessai with something as important as this?" she asked incredulously. Urahara nodded.
"Yes Yoruichi," Urahara said. "I would trust Tessai with my life."
As Urahara spoke a light blared above them and Urahara and Yoruichi turned to look at it. The light was a headlight belonging to an enormous motorbike. Astride it was an enormous man wearing glasses and cornrows. He landed the bike using the street as a runway and then maneuvered to he was next to Urahara and Yoruichi.
"Mr. Urahara, Ms. Yoruichi," said Tessai.
"No problems I trust Tessai?" Urahara said as Tessai undid the straps holding a pouch to his side.
"None sir," Tessai said. He reached into the pouch and pulled out a bundle of blankets, handing them to Urahara. "Little tyke fell asleep just as we were flying over Osaka. Try not to wake him"
"Kisuke," Yoruichi said as Urahara took the bundle and began walking to the doorstep. "Do you really think it's safe leaving him with these people? I've watched them all day; they're the worst sort of Vizards imaginable. They really are"
"They're the only family he has," Urahara said walking up a driveway to the house Yoruichi had been sitting by earlier.
"This boy will be famous; there won't be a child in our world who doesn't know his name."
"Exactly," said Urahara. "He's far better off growing up away from all of that until he is ready."
He put the bundle, containing a baby boy with vivid orange hair and a lightning bolt scar on the doorstep of the house. Tessai began to tear up wiping them away but not before a sob escaped him.
"There, there, Tessai," said Urahara. "It's not really goodbye after all"
Yoruichi was tearing up as well. Urahara reached into his pocket and pulled out a letter addressed to the house's occupants and placed it upon the bundle. He stepped back to admire the baby before him unaware that he was commending the child to its doom.
"Good luck," Urahara said. "Ichigo Kurosaki"
Elle: review please and let me know if I should keep going with this.